|Reviews for Awkwardly Yours|
| Edward'sDJ chapter 20 . 12/19/2014
Emmett is my new favourite.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 19 . 12/19/2014
I'm pretty sure that when the moment actually arrives, it will be even more of an anticlimax.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 18 . 12/19/2014
Better to invest in shares in Kleenex than in wine cooler, apparently.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 17 . 12/19/2014
Please send Edward a lifetime supply of Kleenex from me. I'm surprised Esme or Bella have not already done it.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 16 . 12/19/2014
Carlisle is the most awesome dad on earth.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 14 . 12/19/2014
Is the death penalty as a punishment a bit OTT, I wonder?
| Edward'sDJ chapter 12 . 12/19/2014
Yes, he got to touch her titty,
but opened his big mouth, more's the pity.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 11 . 12/19/2014
He must be awfully cute; something must make Bella put up with him.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 9 . 12/19/2014
Bella liked the original Edward...
| Edward'sDJ chapter 5 . 12/19/2014
Jasper, Jasper, Jasper...silly Edward.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 4 . 12/19/2014
I knew there was a good reason why I stopped going to my sons' rooms once they turned 10.
| Edward'sDJ chapter 2 . 12/19/2014
I wonder if any famous poets started out this way...Browning, perhaps?
| Edward'sDJ chapter 1 . 12/18/2014
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 23 . 12/15/2014
'Oh my God. She was actually going to go through with it. Why didn't I just give her tampons again?!' - *gasping for air* Seriously, you have a gift woman, and you need to continue sharing it with us!
"Edward, awww." She smiled. - ESME IS FREAKING ADORING EDWARDS ASS IN THE AIR FOR BELLA! WTF?! ROTFLMFAO!
Nothing wrong with a little back door play for either of them...just my opinion:)
| EdwardsVampTramp chapter 22 . 12/15/2014
Please, PLEASE tell me Bella convinces him to try pegging!
And why haven't you written anything since? Or have you and I just don't know where to look?