|Reviews for Awkwardly Yours|
| readicted chapter 14 . 5/1
That was so terribly mean spirited. Really really of Jasper. That's so personal. I still have my old diary and journals put away. They were so important to me that I couldn't bring myself to destroy them. One day though, I might.
| readicted chapter 13 . 5/1
Oh nooo. So glad there were no cell phones during my teens.
| readicted chapter 12 . 5/1
Massive clock boy and hairless wonder! This chapter had me spluttering and gasping for air from laughing so hard. The best!
| readicted chapter 11 . 5/1
A cat, lol
| readicted chapter 10 . 5/1
I always wondered about guy squeezing their junk into those tight azz jeans, lol. The school bathroom incident was so awkward- and hilarious. So glad Bella shut down HipsterWard. He was pretty lame.
| readicted chapter 6 . 5/1
The grunting as he's trying to push her chair in, and then following up with that remark. Oh my gah, I'm glad I was not drinking anything while reading that!
| readicted chapter 4 . 5/1
I simultaneously laughed and internally cringed reading this chapter as I had raised a teen boy and have one on the cusp. The Axe body spray thing is so true. I abhor that stuff. My son used to smell like he swam in it. We used to get angry calls from teachers about it. They thought he was spraying copious amounts of cologne in the classroom as a prank. The male teacher did not believe him when he told him he had put some on just after gym class. I tried to explain the concept of less is more. Piles of crusty spunk socks, oh poor Esme. She did. Not. Ask that boy if he liked to dress up in women's lingerie!
| readicted chapter 3 . 5/1
Oh gosh Edward The Tampon Cullen?! I don't know what a Diva Cup is. Should I? Bloody Hell is brilliant. No he did not say cycle buddies. Oh Eddie.
| readicted chapter 2 . 5/1
Oh this is cruel, pure comedic heinous, but cruel. Poor Edward- anal object insertion demo from the 'rents. Can't get worse than that. Oh wait it did, PEGGING (yes I had to look it up when I got home Oo!) His dad has scarred him for life.
| readicted chapter 1 . 5/1
I actually finished this story, but was unable to review because I had no access to the internet. I gave a review at the epilogue, but this story is much too good for only one review. So… Right from the first few sentences, I knew this was going to be great. And you did not disappoint. This chapter had me crying from laughing so hard. Carlisle is too damn much. And poor Eddie. Just his luck that he opened his book to that section, at that time, in front of that family.
| readicted chapter 23 . 5/1
Rita rec'd this on Rob Attack last week. I made the mistake of reading this in a crowded public area. OMFgah! People must think I have lost my mind. I was snorting, giggling, gasping, clutching my metaphorical pearls, vibrating from the restraint it took to not laugh out loud. And I failed miserably. My own daughter thought I had lost my marbles. I laughed loudly and often. This shizz is hilarious. Fo shizzle, lololol! This is the funniest bit of fan fiction, scratch that- this is the funniest bit of fiction I have ever read, bar none. I have laughed hardily, till I had stitches in my side and tears in my eyes. Loud, ugly, and certainly not suitable for public places, gaffawing. I was second-hand mortified throughout all 23 chapters. I don't even know which 'sticky' situation was the worse/best. My gay. I think the porn freeze frame and surround sound fiasco was up there though, and the end was so perfectly them. I couldn't review as I read because I had no internet connection. Pitty. This is pure gold. Straight on to my favorites list.
| TheRugbymom chapter 23 . 4/26
This is a great story! It's going on my list of favorites for sure! Thank you so much for sharing!
| helenm42 chapter 19 . 4/26
OMG I am peeing myself laughing. this story is awesome. It's the first of your stories I've read and when I'm finished I will be starting your others.
Great work. Thank you.
| TheRugbymom chapter 4 . 4/25
This made me laugh out loud! So funny! And so true! I cleaned my son's room while he was away at football camp. When he came back, I gave him a new waste basket for tissues. I told him a mother shouldn't have to handle her son's DNA!
| thunnababy chapter 1 . 4/25
Just saw this over at Rita's site and had to give it a go. Poor Edward keeps putting foot to mouth. LOL. I suspect Nella feels the same way about him so we'll see thanks for this cute,awkward Edward. :)