|Reviews for Awkwardly Yours|
| BellaTesoro chapter 16 . 6/14/2016
Very effective form of birth control, have your doctor dad give you a hands on workshop on the subject of sex. But going back a bit, Edward passed out? Right there Carlisle should have pointed out to them
shows that he is not ready for the big leagues in regard to sex.
| BellaTesoro chapter 15 . 6/14/2016
I find it interesting the Jasper has yet to apologize to his brother for humiliating him in front of his girl and their friends. I was a little annoyed at immature Edward for going this route but it made for Karma is a bitch and since Jasper doesn't seem to have redeemed himself, it's all good.
| BellaTesoro chapter 14 . 6/14/2016
What a horrible brother Jasper is. I think it was admirable of Emmett to go to Edward's room and give him support and apologize for laughing. And although Rosalie said not to do it to Jasper, I think she
could have come to her brother's defense a little more forcefully. Bella is awesome defending her guy and making their relationship public now and punching Jasper for hurting Edward like that. I actually don't think they should have revenge, not the kind that would put them in Jasper's class. Let's see what they come up with.
| BellaTesoro chapter 13 . 6/14/2016
Imagine having these three teenagers all hormonal and having to somehow rein them in. Once again
Edward outs them all. And poor Bella, having her sexy picture for all now to see. Although I suppose she's not all that innocent since she started it all.
| BellaTesoro chapter 12 . 6/14/2016
How did Edward and Bella end up watching porn on TV? Because that sounded like more than a movie, movie. And why would Edward yell out that Bella wasn't wearing a bra? Seriously is he that clueless? His innocent word vomit makes for laugh out loud moments. FYI, don't read this story while at work, because the laughing makes for heads to turn in your direction. j/s
| BellaTesoro chapter 11 . 6/14/2016
Oh Edward he's so innocently clueless when he didn't catch on to Rosalie stepping out with Emmett. These three, well with Jake four, really are pulling the wool over their parents eyes leaving them on
their own with girls coming over and all... Oh and the cat meowing... The boy needs to grow and smell the coffee.. So freaking funny.
| BellaTesoro chapter 10 . 6/14/2016
You just knew all the hipster crap was going to make Edward look like an idiot. And sure enough...
Good to know Bella likes him just the way he is, his bedhead hair, speaking without a filter... Bella is a keeper for sure. Maybe he ought to ask Bella for advice next time. She seems willing and likes his honesty.
| BellaTesoro chapter 9 . 6/14/2016
This was Edward's finest poem. I particularly liked "even if it squishes my balls and peen." And although Rosalie gave him some good suggestions, I'm thinking our boy needs to find his own style. Maybe a mix of the "old" him and the new hipster. Let's see what Bella thinks of the new and improved Edward.
| BellaTesoro chapter 8 . 6/14/2016
Our boy is growing up, he got to feel a boob or two. And wouldn't you know...he had to hightail it
out the window. Not even a tree to climb down. Poor boy. Please...no more shitting his pants or other bodily by products of being scared sh**tless...
| BellaTesoro chapter 7 . 6/14/2016
Edward and his word vomit. I can just imagine what Bella thought when she got that wad of gum in her mouth. And good thing Bella knew how to turn the bad first kiss into a much needed hands on tutorial. Charlie as always adds to the comic relief with intimidation. And I agree Edward, it's time to put away the bodily function word vomits.
| BellaTesoro chapter 6 . 6/14/2016
Charlie's antics added to the light hearted first date fun. And bless Edward's heart, he thought the
night was a success. When he ever said "fart" I nearly lost it. I hope we have seen the last of Edward's gross boy antics with his dirty spunk and farts...I can't believe he acknowledged all that to Bella. She's
got to really like him to still want to be his girlfriend.
| BellaTesoro chapter 5 . 6/14/2016
You know, sometimes it's good to have some light reading. Life gets heavy and a coming of age
story as funny as this one is truly appreciated by me right now. I've never laughed so after each
chapter. OMG, he's asking a seven year old for dating advice. And then to go to Jasper...what a sorry
excuse for an older brother is he. He would have been better off asking Rose or his father, yeah waiting to ask his father would have been much better idea. He got a few good pieces of advice but the rest, nope...this ought to be a fun first date.
| BellaTesoro chapter 4 . 6/13/2016
Ewww...Edward leaving all that crusty, disgusting socks and kleenex. It's like he's asking for the embarrassing parental talks like this. If he'd be more private and take car of clean up, he'd be able
to keep his alone times private. Is he just more of a slob than his brother because Jasper doesn't seem
to be having the same issues.
| BellaTesoro chapter 3 . 6/13/2016
I'm agreeing with Edward here, he's a moron for being blackmailed into buying tampons for his sister.
What a family! One is more nut-so than the other. And Bella, you'd think she'd have pity on the poor
boy and help him out. And what kind of woman am I that I've never heard of a Diva Cup?!
| BellaTesoro chapter 2 . 6/13/2016
I'm am rolling off the floor here laughing. Poor Edward, traumatized for sure. These parents owe him big time for misunderstanding him.