Neeeeeein, Hermine T-T

me encantó uwu

el mejor maldito dolor de cabeza que he tenido en toda mi jodida existencia

I was looking like crazy for this story, I love it. Will it be updated?

If getting smarter/immortal brain cells are killing him I think I have a way to combat it.
Alcohol acts as a depressant and I have been reliably informed that it kills brain cells. So all Harry needs to do is pull a Tsunade and get stupid drunk at all hours of the day. Sure, his liver might revolt but at least his brain will stop with the slow assassination attempt.

I wasn't sure this was for me (I still haven't read it.) but I was looking at the comments and someone said you killed Hermione and not Ron so this is my kind of fic. I cant wait to read it.

I just figured out what this story reminds me of. It's very similar to "Dies the Fire" by S.

EXCUSE ME . I MUST INSIST THAT YOU CONTINUE THIS STORY OR I AM GONNA CRY BECAUSE WTF DUDE

maam im in love with you

He struggles to remember proper grammar. Remind me again why he was even invited to a sophisticated ball?

Oh crap. Why the cliffhangers! Oh why!

Awesome! Can't wait to see the resistance! I want Luna and him to be like besties!

The beast! Killing lords! It's Riddle! Oh Crap!

Imagine if Lord Voldemort, mass murderer and Dark Lord, was your babysitter... that would be mortifying and/or quite creepy. Now imagine your married father was cheating on your mom with his mom. How sweet eh?

Yeah. We really don't care for Dumbledore. Hmmm... what's this about black mail I hear?
(PS I like your AN notes, they're funny.)