I love these letters! You have quite a talent for writing comedically. Keep it up :D

Hey, just a friendly observation. The sentence in bold. "I DOT NOT LIKE GRANGER" I think you added a T...

Who exactly is Lana in this story? Is she just random or is there a backstory? Also I love your writing, its amazing. If you could, Id love it if u read just a bit of my older fic so I can have another review. Thanks!

hahahaha. really funny! i love it
Fred:Thanks! We
George:Really appreciate it.

I don't ship James and Sirius, but I do ship Sirius and Remus...
Oops. Sirius is gonna come after me now
he's being serious.
Pun indeed

You know, I was at fifth grade when we made a generation role-play kinda stuff, And I was a Weasley.
Any chance I was yours?

Sorry 'e a nice...elf and all, but you can't stop my wild brain from making up stuff and reading stuff.
Sorry, and please, send my regards to Potter Harry.
~LeHomoSapien

Y'know, I might not take Snape's words as sarcasm...
I bet you the part about green eyes had no sarcasm indeed
Wonder how Padfoot and Moony would reply to this, especially the "Messy Hair" part
*smirking as the fangirl I am*

AWWW
Where's my favorite one?
where's "Umbitch"
oi, put Demumbridge in there will ya!

you forgot things, Har (my nickname to harry)
you both:
are insane
full of bad luck
fucking nice looking
insane
very secretive
idiot twerps
have awesome girlfriends
fought back a people at hight school
BOYS WITH NO BRAINS

Anything to make Dobby happy
HAIL THE BOY WHO LIVED

DA
when I was in fifth grade we made a we-chat called Dumbledore's army.
good ol' days,
I WAS WEASLEY

I thought Delphe was their kid...

OH MY GOD THIS MAKES THEM FEEL SO ALIVE LIKE THEY ARE TALKING TO ME ARG WHY FUCKING WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FICTION
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

In the cursed child it turns out that Voldemort does actually have a child with bellatrix. This is still funny though.