Most amusing; worthy of J.M. DeMatteis’s bwa-ha-ha days, even though my feeling is that Bruce probably cooks well enough since it’s a survival skill. I’m impressed but not surprised that you know Aspirin was a brand name, but are you aware that “Band-Aid” is a registered trademark of Johnson & Johnson? Or that “Oreo” cookies became, at least for a time, “Chocos” for safety's sake?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So great! But wait he didn't cook then?

Nailed it! LOL

Lol , and Batman drops the mike and walks away. Saying in his head stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Awesome idea, I love this

Lol. Babs told him to buy meds and a bottle of a ridiciously expensive alcohol. XD

Great job! Bruce's solution was epic! :D

Red

This gave me a laugh this morning.

*howls*

"Surely it is not beyond your capabilities to bake a simple tray of snickerdoodles?" ROFLMAO - omg, omg omg...I really needed the laugh this morning. This. Is. HYSTERICAL. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!