Reviews for Take Me and Stake Me!
Guest chapter 3 . 4/23/2016
love-orthelack-thereof chapter 3 . 3/2/2016
This is the best thing I have ever seen. lol.
NarutosBrat chapter 2 . 5/15/2015
You know, I bet if Xander had pulled that dominant bad boy routine on Buffy, she'd have either creamed her panties and jumped him, or beaned him with another desk if she thought the hyena was back.

With everything he said from waggling his eyebrows to Christmas break, he makes a very good point.

I know this is far too late, since this and several sequels are finished already, but man, I wish you'd include or included a scene where Cordy taunts Buffy about how great Xander was, and mentions that it could have been her had she not leave him with blue balls that night at the bronze the year before (that dance floor pseudo-lapdance in Episode: When She Was Bad).
NarutosBrat chapter 1 . 5/15/2015
I can't agree that Cordelia is twice as hot as Faith. One and a half times, sure, but not twice as hot.

Somehow, that seems more like the kind of kinky roleplay I'd picture Buffy being into.

Huh, she is a good actress. Kind of makes you wonder what would have happened if she hadn't joined Angel that night after that industry party. Although, it seems that Xander is a pretty darn good actor too when he has a reference of experience to draw on. Hmm, seems Cordy is really into the whole Xander taking charge thing, cause she's really getting into it, and her response to him is distracting her.

Why do I get the feeling that Buffy the Vampire Layer is going to be the insult of the day fairly soon?

I'm kind of wondering what's going to happen now if the others find out. Bet Willow will try some kind of werewolf roleplay with Oz. I also could see Cordelia in a braggy mood thanking either Buffy or Faith for helping inspire such an enjoyable evening. This of course, is probably what will lead to Faith- possibly Buffy- taking an interest in Xander. I'd be willing to bet that prowling, semi-tamed wolf thing might appeal to a Slayer.
kanazak chapter 3 . 1/28/2015
A 34000 word lemon... o.o


Enjoyable read.
Guestt chapter 3 . 8/1/2014
And that last line just put the cherry on top. I could so easily see the expression CC would have when she said it.

This was an incredibly hot story. I have to say that Xander is right in that if CC were filmed experiencing all of that, they could make millions and millions off of it.

And I've never wanted so much to be able to trade bodies with someone as I did reading this story. To be able to do all of that to her (even without the butt play) and feel, see, and taste her coming undone over and over? I could die happy.
Guest chapter 3 . 2/25/2014
very good, loved
Max6 chapter 3 . 1/21/2014
Oh WOW! This is truly fantastic. :) Can't wait to read the sequel!
Nerfhearder69 chapter 3 . 11/2/2013
Whoa! Either you been doing some serious porn research, or your significant other is a blessing from the gods! Wow!
ronin504 chapter 3 . 10/20/2013
Holy crap, that has to be the hottest thing I have ever read. You, sir, have missed your calling. You could make a fortune selling sex this steamy. Bravo! I agree, had this happened in canon, you couldn't pry those two apart with blasting powder. Kudos to you. I hope we can get another story like this sometime in the future, maybe guess starring Faith?
Godslayer221 chapter 3 . 10/18/2013
That was very easily the hottest Cordelia/Xander I have ever read. Awesome Job.
afifthofapril chapter 3 . 10/10/2013
WOW, you should write smut more often! I think I need a cigarette AND a cold shower! Hope you write more stuff like this in the future because this was super hot!
Lufio chapter 3 . 10/10/2013

A great "lemon" fic:
Very hot, very funny.
Good combination.
Modify the Lifestream chapter 3 . 10/7/2013
Amy chapter 3 . 10/1/2013
This demands a sequel! Hottest smut fic I've ever read...and I've read a lot.
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