Reviews for Harry Potter and the Three Rules
Kai chapter 7 . 4/7
I have absolutely no respect for McGonagall. At least the canon version, and most of the time in fanfics either. But that she blatantly lies to a student is too much. "Carrying weapons is against the school rules" Yeah, right. Because the Killing Curse can only be cast wandlessly, right? And neither can wands be used to cast any other aggressive spell, right? Wrong, old bitch. Every student MUST have a weapon, otherwise they're punished for not buying a wand in time for the school year.
Kai chapter 3 . 4/7
Snowy owls are one of the largest owl species in the world. Carrying her in a tiny cage is nothing but animal cruelty. And every cage size smaller than a room IS tiny, though transport cages for birds are indeed usually much too small for such a bird to live in. Still, cage and bird are heavy. Too heavy to carry for an eleven year old boy who never got enough to eat (though that problem has been solved by your Harry). A boy who doesn't have only the owl cage but a heavy trunk full of school material to handle. And in the case of a(ny) post owl the bird is trained to reach a specified destination anyway. Carrying the owl in the cage is difficult, cruel and unnecessary. And yet, most authors make Harry use that fucking cage. Even worse (as in more idiotic), they may let Hedwig fly but still have Harry carry the empty cage back and forth all over the British isles on the Hogwarts Express. Nice to see that at least one author gives Harry enough brains to let that fucking cage behind. And if Vernon gets angry and rid of that thing - who cares? Neither Harry nor Hedwig need it.

I'm not sure what to think about your Hagrid. He didn't attack a muggle child with magic he's not allowed to wield in the first place without provocation, like in canon (where he WAS provoked, but not by the child), thereby creating a violation of the Statute of Secrecy. He still travelled by train, which a half-giant should avoid to avoid a well-deserved stint in Azkaban. And he kept Harry from getting useful material even more insistently than in canon. At least (or you just left it out) he didn't abandon a small child in a potentially hostile and definitely unfamiliar area to pour alcohol into his moronic head. Time will tell if he's just the stupid idiot he's in canon.

I like that Hermione hasn't known about her magic for almost a year, which is also very common in fanfics. Such authors who have the muggleborn informed on their eleventh birthdays usually ignore that Harry didn't get his letter on his birthday. He only got on his birthday the letter he was finally allowed to read. And August-birthay-child Ginny proves that the cut-off date of 31st July by which Harry should've answered isn't an exclusion of all children with a later birthday than Harry's. So, timely invitations for the upcoming school year are the most probable thing.

Because, giving mudblood brats the opportunity to research their new world, both the British part and international situation, would possibly, no probably, prevent most of them from coming to Hogwarts. I don't believe that ALL magical schools are as shitty as Hogwarts. Even if the purebloods hate the mudbloods, they need their financial contribution. Since Hogwarts is definitely not "the premier institution of magical learning in the world" (or if it is all others are even MORE moronic) no one used to deal with alternatives to everything in their everyday life would ever send their children to that non-education. And choose better (or even "real") magical schools abroad, or stay in non-magical education. Where they at least learn how to count their change money after buying a chocolate frog/bar.

However, one thing is improbable: That Hedwig can land on Harry's shoulder. There's a cartoon out there that shows Malfoy and his eagle-owl on his shoulder, the way it's described and what it'd really look like. Snowy owls on average aren't much smaller than the Eurasian eagle-owl, but that cartoon refers to a 14/15 year old Draco in the fourth book, not firsty Harry.
Tsunayuki24 chapter 11 . 2/26
Good story
lschierer chapter 11 . 1/7
It is a shame you've never finished this. In general I dislike Harry/Hermione stories, but every once in a while someone does manage do do them well, this has the makings of one of those rare few. (Assuming that you are going in that direction - it looks like you will be)
marvinkitfox1 chapter 11 . 1/3
Awww...
Just when it got good n interesting!
Guest chapter 11 . 10/29/2021
Please update
Guest chapter 11 . 7/15/2021
Continues to be awesome. Sad that its the last chapter.
Guest chapter 8 . 7/15/2021
Still super awesome
Guest chapter 5 . 7/15/2021
Awesome still
Guest chapter 2 . 7/15/2021
Awesome
scyfly chapter 1 . 6/8/2021
i dont really see these rules as the logical outcome nor as a guide to live your life by.

#might makes right
with power he could do what he want

#dont leave a threat alive
you cant be on guard for ever, like taking a beating when you sleep

#relationship work only when mutually bennificial
ellie did not need him anymore so he was forgotten. like it or not that is how the world works.

honestly your three rules put him in an victim role for the rest of his life.
Guest chapter 5 . 5/24/2021
Hufflepuff Harry is an automatic drop. Fucking pussy Harry this is a shit fic and a waste of time... fuck these other reviewers for saying this was good when in fact it was awful
Guest chapter 4 . 5/24/2021
Nudes? The fuck is wrong with you
Guest chapter 3 . 5/24/2021
Fuckin dumb with the portrait so forced and wasn’t needed... and just makes no sense like why is he there? The fuck is this garbage? And that entire dialogue that was in parenthesis was painful to read... how the hell did you ruin a fanfic in just three paragraphs? Didn’t think it was possible but you have proved me wrong... wtf is this trash
Guest chapter 1 . 5/24/2021
God I hate fics that add a random oc with Harry when he is growing up like why? Some other fic did it with some oc names Lisa and I just skip every part that involved her and well now I’m gonna do the same with this one
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