Reviews for De-Activate Kruger
Chezza456 chapter 3 . 8/11/2014
Aha, this was brilliant! I loved it, it was so funny, I was pretty much laughing throughout.
And no-body really wants Kruger on Elysium do they.. ahah. Especially not drunk, sword-wielding Kruger!
By the way, was that a little A-team reference I saw there with the apron ;)
I really enjoyed reading it!
Chez x
Guest chapter 3 . 12/29/2013
Really good & funny
MrCrabPerson chapter 1 . 10/5/2013
Docking station D-9 *thinks for a moment* OHHH YOU CLEVER!
Darkrose1310 chapter 3 . 9/21/2013
Whilst reading this - and I don't know why - holiday adverts and adverts for buying swords kept appearing. It was weird. Anyway, this fanfiction was hilarious and the more I read it the better it gets. I can't wait for the origin story for Kruger as it's sure to be awesome.
Darkrose1310 chapter 1 . 9/21/2013
Oh Jesus Christ. I know I shouldn't be grinning like a loon at this, 'cause really, if I found out that Kruger was coming on holiday to the town I live in, I'd run for the hills. But this is already so much fun because y'know that trio will give some of the Eylsium residence heart attacks or something just by being themselves. Still, can't wait to see what they get up to.
littlelillium chapter 3 . 9/17/2013
Loved it! Can't wait for the origin story!
Gene.Marie85 chapter 3 . 9/13/2013
Ah! You completed it with just those 3 chapters?
But it was getting so good! The only thing that confuses me is how Kruger, Drake and Crowe woke up in South Africa. Were they literally transported there, while sleeping?
Don't just leave it at that! :(

I keeled over laughing at Drake being turned into a woman. That is the most memorable piece to this amazing fiction!
A. Kingsleigh chapter 2 . 9/5/2013
Oh, why couldn't this have been in the movie?
Gene.Marie85 chapter 2 . 9/4/2013
I can't imagine what these Elysian folks are thinking in their minds! They are not used to such people, of course. I can't wait to see what you have in store for the next chapter, this one had me laughing. Makes me think of awkward "party crasher" scenes I've seen in other movies.

Also, good description of the smells on Earth and Elysium. Very different atmospheres, and different scenery too. Keep it up!
Gene.Marie85 chapter 1 . 9/3/2013
Oh this is the BEST Elysium fiction I've read!
I love how you throw in some of the French and Afrikaans in there, very Delacourt and Kruger.
Elysium won't know what to do when Kruger, Crowe and Drake get done with it! Bwahaha!

Keep it going, I love it!
A. Kingsleigh chapter 1 . 9/2/2013
I shudder at the idea of Kruger at a party of any kind. It would probably turn into something out of a slasher movie.