I really needed that laugh. Thanks.

Amazing parody!

I didn't even have to read the last paragraph to know what it said lol

Re-reading this in 2023 while the alt-right rises to power unuppossed in my country. I'll be channeling my inner Harry the folloeing months!

My friend, Raphäel Ambrosius Costeau, would agree

This was a wild fucking ride. That I did not like.

Why the hell would Hermione, a British person, care what a US president thinks?

Most people who call themselves Marxists know very little of Karl Marx's life and have never read his three-volume "Das Kapital." Volume I was published in 1867, the only volume published before Marx's death in 1883. Volumes II and III were later edited and published in his name by his friend and collaborator Friedrich Engels. Most people who call themselves Marxist have only read his 1848 pamphlet "The Communist Manifesto," which was written with Engels.

When the U.S. annexed California after the Mexican-American War, Marx wrote: "Without violence nothing is ever accomplished in history." Then he asked, "Is it a misfortune that magnificent California was seized from the lazy Mexicans who did not know what to do with it?" Friedrich Engels added: "In America we have witnessed the conquest of Mexico and have rejoiced at it. It is to the interest of its own development that Mexico will be placed under the tutelage of the United States."

In 1887, Paul Lafargue, who was Marx's son-in-law, was a candidate for a council seat in a Paris district that contained a zoo. Engels claimed that Paul had "one eighth or one twelfth nigger blood." In an April 1887 letter to Paul's wife, Engels wrote, "Being in his quality as a nigger, a degree nearer to the rest of the animal kingdom than the rest of us, he is undoubtedly the most appropriate representative of that district."

Marx's anti-Semitic views were no secret. In 1844, he published an essay titled "On the Jewish Question." He wrote that the worldly religion of Jews was "huckstering" and that the Jew's god was "money." Marx's view of Jews was that they could only become an emancipated ethnicity or culture when they no longer exist. Just one step short of calling for genocide, Marx said, "The classes and the races, too weak to master the new conditions of life, must give way."

What a great guy to look up to. That was sarcasm, by the way, for braindead Marxists. Also, Communism has never worked and killed 100 million people so far. The only thing it leads to is the good old "try not to starve your population or genocide people that resist challenge (100% fail)."

This is a troll

Democracy kinda sucks but communism isn’t any better.

what is this

You came down to this southern town last Summer
To show the folks a brand new way of life
But all you've shown the folks around here is trouble
And you've only added misery to their strife
Your concern is not to help the people
And I'll say again, though it's been often said
Your concern is just to bring discomfort, my friend
And your policy is just a little red
Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)
It matters not to you how people suffer
And should they, you'd consider that a gain
You bring a lot of trouble to the town and then you leave
That's part of your Communistic game
I detect a little Communisim
I can see it in the things you do
Communisim, socialism, call it what you like
There's very little difference in the two
Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)
Your followers sometimes have been a bearded, hatless bunch
There's even been a minister or two
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, and an educated man
Have listened and been taken in by you
Aw, the country's full of two-faced politicians
Who encourage you with words that go like this
"Burn your draft card if you like, it's good to disagree"
That's a get aquainted Communistic kiss
Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)
One politician said it would be nice to send some blood
And help the enemy in Vietnam
That's what he says, here's what I say
"Let's just keep the blood
Instead let's send that politician man"
Let's rid the country of the politicians
Who call us tramps that march out in our streets
Protesting those who wanna fight for freedom, my friend
This kind of leader makes our country weak
Now, ain't I right? (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)
Let's look and find the strong and able leaders
It's time we found just how our neighbours stand
If we're to win this war with Communism
Let's fight it here as well as Vietnam
Let's rise as one and meet our obligations
So Communistic boots will never trod
Across the fields of freedom that were given to us
With the blessing of our great almighty God
Across the fields of freedom that were given to us
With the blessing of our great almighty God

Don't wanna read Commie propaganda

And suddently I felt a strong need to watch "Tilsamans".

...is Che ACTUALLY considered Evil outside europe? Oo
I know certain comunist leaders who fell too far from the comunist Ideal and became dictators are view as Evil, but Che? Really? Oo

Anyway... Brilliant start thus far! _