Reviews for Pickles, Porn & Pythons - An Art of Getting Fluffed Story
lillianolivia.white chapter 3 . 6/29/2017
I loVe this, its so sweet.
lillianolivia.white chapter 1 . 6/29/2017
OMG, the desert is a tough place to break down in the middle of the night.
Lurecyka chapter 3 . 7/16/2014
Love it :-) this is so funny! You make my day girls xxx
SarcasticBimbo chapter 3 . 7/4/2014
Gah! I want a PornWard of my own.
DataByteDL-FangirlinGranma chapter 3 . 11/7/2013
Funny and adorable and funny and sweet and funny and hot and funny and sexy and funny and ridiculously charming did I mention FUNNY!
Now back to the main story for some more LOL fun!
kymbersmith90 chapter 3 . 10/1/2013
Hey Ladies,

When Bunny opened this chapter by saying he was in the most uncomfortable position he had ever found himself in, I thought he might have screwed up again and Fluff was punishing him for it somehow. I didn’t think it would be because of how little space there is in the bed and how hot the room was. I would hate to have been in that position, even if it meant getting a little closer to Bunny than normal.

Poor Jasper. I feel kind of bad for him suffering from heat stroke, but at least he and Alice really weren’t getting it on. Bunny just gets aroused really easily. I’m not sure I would have wanted to get in the pool at that time of night, to be honest. I can’t imagine it is the cleanest in the world, given the state of the room. At least Fluff seemed to take the hint to get some time alone with her boyfriend.

I thought Alice was the one telling Bunny and Fluff, Jasper was feeling really hot. I didn’t think he had gone back to referring to himself in the third person. I have to say, I would find that really annoying, I have no idea how Alice puts up with it. I guess they are just as crazy as each other. At least they are going to be getting freaky in the pool and away from Bunny and Fluff. It might end friendships listening to that sort of thing. I am all for Bunny’s plan to upgrade to a suite without them.

I was all for seeing some alone time between these two. The sexual tension is so thick, I’m surprised they can still breathe. It’s no wonder Bunny thinks he can drill with his penis right now. All that teasing in the car seems to have backfired on him. Bless him, someone should really tell Bunny you’re not supposed to laugh at your girlfriend when you take her top off. For all of his experience, he really isn’t very good with women.

I was a little worried Fluff would be scared again when she realised she couldn’t close her hand around Bunny, but I think by this time, the lust had taken over. Fluff says the weirdest things when confronted with Bunny’s cock. I am never going to be able to watch nature documentaries again. I have these horrible images in my mind of Bunny thrusting into her mouth and Fluff’s head splitting in half. That’s not terribly sexy given the situation they are currently in.

I thought it was so sweet Bunny took the time to still Fluff’s hand and assure her he would never hurt her. I think she will end up going down on Bunny some time in their future but I think she might have to build up her courage to do it first. Her declaration that she needed some training first made me smile. Maybe Bunny’s replica dildo will come in helpful for something after all.

I am so glad Bunny finally got the chance to experience Fluff’s hands on him, because we know he has been waiting for that since the moment he first set eyes on her in his dressing room. I don’t think Fluff will be too disappointed by how fast Bunny came, he hasn’t had sex in two weeks so I think it was to be expected. I can’t believe it was during this act when Bunny realised for certain he was in love with Fluff and he wasn’t freaking out. I think he might be more mature than I give him credit for.

Holy shit! I was not expecting Fluff to be so bold as to try and take Bunny’s cock into her mouth there and then. I was so sure she would be too scared to do anything just yet. I wonder if the lust is what gave her the confidence to give it a go? Or if it was the look on Bunny’s face as she was pleasuring him?

I did laugh a little at how Bunny decided he wanted to tell Fluff he loved her in a special way and not utter the words to her in a haze of pleasure. I think he messed that one up when they got to Vegas. At least he had a plan for the words, he just never got the chance to follow through on it. It’s the thought that counts.

Thanks for sharing this outtake with us all.

kymbersmith90 chapter 2 . 10/1/2013
Hello again,

Ugh, I would hate to have been stuck in that RV with them on the way to the hotel. The description you gave us of the smell reminded me a little of the times I would ride in the back of my dad’s van on the way home from a fishing trip. I hated the smell of fish then and I still hate it now. At least Fluff had Bunny to breathe in and distract herself from the smell. I just had a wet dog, which was actually worse than the fish.

It seems like the entire gang were wary of the guy who stopped to offer them a lift, except for Alice. She was just chattering away as if he was some old friend they hadn’t seen in a while. It was kind of sweet to see how Fluff snuggled closer to Bunny for protection when she became uneasy and how he declared himself as her boyfriend, pulling her tighter against him, when Alice struggled to label their relationship. I think they are at the boyfriend/girlfriend stage now even if they haven’t talked about where their relationship is heading.

I snorted a little that the man who looked like Hagrid, was called Cedric. I hope to God, that image never pops into my mind as I am reading Harry Potter. I prefer the Rob version. Lol. Cedric doesn’t strike me as a serial killer. I think he really was just trying to do a good deed, but don’t hold me to that.

It was sweet to see how worried Bunny was about Fluff. If he thinks they will be fine then I will trust him. For now. I love how Fluff’s mind went from being worried about the guy giving them a lift, to the weird outfits Alsper were sporting and finally on to ordering a Cat Woman outfit for Bunny. I am sure he would love that and we already know he has a matching Batman one ;-) These two really are made for each other.

I was snorting with laughter at how the bump in the road caused Jasper to fall on his face. That snort of laughter halted abruptly when he pulled open a cupboard trying to stand up and there were jars with floating bits inside of them. I have changed my mind about Cedric not being a serial killer. Thank goodness it looked like Bunny was taking action just in case something bad was about to happen to them. I cannot believe that Alice’s big concern was Jasper’s cravat! What is wrong with that woman?

The motel definitely didn’t seem any better than Cedric’s RV. I have seen one too many horror movies featuring motels to ever want to stay in one. That being said, I can see why they fought to get out of the van as quickly as they could. I know I wouldn’t want to spend a moment longer than necessary inside of it. Although Jasper taking off and leaving Alice behind was funny. They are both such strange people. I guess it’s why they make such a good couple. Then Bunny went and did the same thing to Fluff! He really is the biggest pansy in Fanfiction history. I cannot believe that all three of her companions decided to just leave her outside with Cedric, while they went into reception. I would definitely be kicking some asses if I were in Fluff’s position.

Aww, it was kind of sweet for Cedric to stop Fluff, tell her how beautiful she was and then hand her a jar of his homemade pickles, even if it was creepy. I almost felt bad for the guy. Thank goodness Bunny made an appearance then. I am hoping his explanation will involve him thinking Fluff followed them into reception and not that he deliberately left her behind.

Bwhahaha. Fluff is so adorable when she in confused. I loved how she was rambling about Bunny saving his Johnson and how she never got to put it to use, just because a man handed her a jar of pickles. I’m relieved that they didn’t offend Cedric and he and Bunny were able to enjoy a nice conversation about tomato chutney before he left. I feel bad for thinking badly of him now.

I would say poor Bunny, but I have a feeling this will not be the last time Fluff attacks him with an umbrella in their relationship. Besides, he kind of deserves it for leaving her behind. His girlfriend should have been his number one priority. He should have known where she was.

The motel definitely doesn’t sound nice although sharing such a tight space with Bunny is an upside. It’s just a shame Alsper will be in the same room. I wouldn’t put it past the two of them to start going at it in the middle of the night.

It’s no wonder Jasper was so happy to see the Bellagio in chapter 30.

kymbersmith90 chapter 1 . 10/1/2013
Hi Ladies,

I don’t usually review outtakes but I couldn’t miss this one.

Poor Bunny. He clearly doesn’t travel with women often if he doesn’t realise just how much we pack for trips. Justin always laughs at me because he says I pack far too much but I am always prepared for every possible occasion. I learned my lesson the hard way when we took Dexter out once as a baby and he peed on me, twice, in a restaurant. That being said Fluff has a point. What would you wear to a porn expo? Poor Fluff, she was definitely getting worked up a little here and I can see why. Dealing with a hoard of scantily clad women trying to grab your boyfriend’s junk isn’t exactly a normal relationship challenge.

Bwhahaha. The more I read about Bunny the more of a wimp he seems. I love he was so worried about his girlfriend’s growing anxiety over the porn expo that he threw Jasper under the bus instead. I doubt Jasper had to put too much effort into talking Bunny into attending. I think the real problem is neither of them really stopped to think about how Fluff would cope with the situation.

Bunny can be so sweet when he wants to be, with the way he assured Fluff she would look beautiful, no matter what, and how his hand lingered on her skin. Then he went back to the dirty guy we have all gotten to know when he spoke about how Fluff had basically given him a two-week long hard-on. Poor guy, I feel so bad for him ;-)

Okay, the coffee went everywhere again with Salami slapping! Seriously, how am I ever going to eat at Subway again?

I like seeing all of these macho displays from Bunny, until I remember how he became so strong. He is right, Fluff doesn’t want to know that but at least it is all in the past now. The AVNs will be his final goodbye to the porn industry and he can now focus on Fluff and their relationship. I think Fluff needed to be on this trip to Vegas so she could see Bunny was willing giving up the lifestyle for her. He was definitely right not to tell her about Jasper borrowing a car from her father. All of his macho points would have been lost with his reaction to her reaction. Lol.

Oh God, I laughed my head off at the image of Alsper entering the apartment. It was only made funnier by the comment Bunny made in response. Thelma and Her Squeeze. I would love to have seen that movie, with Bunny as the star, of course.

Wow, like Fluff, I kind of thought Bunny’s first love comment would have come when he said it to her, during sex. I didn’t think the realisation would have come before they left for Vegas. I cannot wait to see how much that plays on his mind on the road trip there. Or maybe it won’t, because he will accept he loves Fluff.

Wow, the guys did go all out with their ’66 T-bird convertible. I am kind of glad they do have hot-tub-gate to blackmail Charlie with if this is what they get from it. Besides, that was pretty scarring for Edward to see so he deserves to get something nice out of the experience.

As soon as Bunny said Alice called shotgun and he was more than happy to spend the journey in the backseat, with Fluff, I was hoping they would spend the majority of their time making out. Then I remembered they were travelling with Alsper and that was probably not going to happen. I was pleasantly surprised when Bunny was able to tease Fluff the way he did with promises of toys and nights to come. Who would have thought the only input Alice would have for that conversation would be to tell Fluff she was not going to be sharing a room with her.

Okay, more liquid when flying when Bunny admitted to making a dildo of his own cock. Only he would do something like that for his girlfriend, at the beginning of their relationship. I am sure over time, it will become one of Fluff’s most treasured toys. I have to admit, for a choice of career, this could be promising for Bunny. He is well known in the porn world so I am sure his products will receive great publicity. However, like him, I’m not sure how Fluff will feel about women being able to buy plastic copies of her boyfriend’s penis. I know I wouldn’t want that.

I would have loved to be in that car with Bunny if he spent an hour trying to tease me with his fingers and teeth. I know he must be driving Fluff crazy and I think his plan might work. She might just be too wound up from his attentions in the car to worry about the size of his cock. Of course, because it is Bunny’s plan, something had to go wrong.

Breaking down on the side of the road at ten pm would have me terrified. I know Bunny said the road was busy, so he wasn’t too concerned about serial killers, but I would have been. I’ve been watching Criminal Minds marathons for months now and I’m pretty much scared of my own shadow. Bunny comparing Jasper to Fred and himself to Shaggy didn’t make me any less concerned, although, Alice doesn’t strike me as a Daphne or Fluff as a Velma. I cannot believe out of everything, it was realising he never got to make a porn parody of Scooby Doo that has Bunny realising he will miss his career. At least he has Fluff now. That seems like a pretty good exchange to me.

Poor Charlie. I’m not sure I would want to be in his place with Fluff ranting down the phone at him either. Although, I wouldn’t put sabotage past him. I can’t imagine he is happy about his daughter going to Vegas with an ex-porn star. I have a feeling Bunny will definitely be on the receiving end of a fair few of those calls in his life, but I love how he relishes the thought. He loves Fluff so much already.

Waiting until midnight for a tow truck would definitely not have been my idea of fun. That being said, getting into a battered RV with a guy resembling Hagrid in appearance would not have been top of my list of solutions. Why would Alice even suggest that? He really could have been a serial killer. Why not just call for a cab?

I really hope they are not going to regret this decision.

JessaCloud chapter 3 . 9/18/2013
It's lines like this that make me love this story:
"It's not like I don't like the two of them, I really do. Especially when they're not burning down my house." Love it.
malleelee chapter 1 . 9/18/2013
Scooby Doo Porn. You might be on to something. I assume the kind RV driver waited for the boys to jump in.
dazzleglo chapter 3 . 9/17/2013
Lol twin beds. Well at least bunny got some relief.
dazzleglo chapter 2 . 9/17/2013
Lmao over the pickles.
dazzleglo chapter 1 . 9/17/2013
Oh bunny knows they should not get into the rv with grizzly serial killer adams. Lol.
xoxocullenluverxoxo chapter 3 . 9/16/2013
Absolutely loved this story! All three parts of it!
rubell chapter 3 . 9/16/2013
lmao...that boy has probably not gotten a hand jobs in YEARS! and she got him to come with a few licks? lmao...hopefully it was more satisfying than all of his salami slapping...
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