Oh lord, Bella's a mess. She's been spending too much time with her mother, lol. What happened to moving into her own apartment. Did she get it and just didn't move out of Renee's house?

Edward probably thinks she's bat shit crazy after that first impression.

I shiver at the thought of Renee pursuing Edward. I'm hoping there's no 'action' happening between them.

Great first chapter! Can't wait to see where you take it.

looking forward to reading this

I loved a lot about this chapter, so , so much. But his made me laugh out loud my cut-offs, one leg whacked off a couple inches shorter than the other—not my leg-legs, but the legs on my cut-offs.
Jeez, she is a wreck, and what she asked Edward, OMG, he must think she is nuts! ANd the squirrel, and her corn.
THis is going to be fun, I can see that already.

Oh, boy... I find myself truly worried at how far Renee is going to get with Edward because...no. That's as bad as Bella with Carlisle. Ew. I just can't picture it - I hope I don't have to. ;)