|Reviews for The Programmer|
| themisticmist2000 chapter 1 . 9/18
how in the seven corellian hells! have you NOT gain more imagination for this story. If you want idea s you can always ask us fans and see if you can gain back your spark.
| DeltaMLP chapter 1 . 3/15
When I got to the line about the universe being object oriented I actually laughed out loud. Great work so far!
| VODKA18 chapter 12 . 5/27/2015
| Julian chapter 11 . 12/14/2014
I love this story please un cancel it
| aznxa21 chapter 12 . 11/7/2014
Lol hilarious story!
| Guest chapter 10 . 3/8/2014
wow totally mangled and confused story! it would be cool if it was better written...sorry but every other sentence is fucked
| Boomerpyro chapter 12 . 3/8/2014
heh, it only changed the gender, not any of her history. it's like replacing the gender specific words in a book, the story is still just the same
| Original Heartless chapter 12 . 3/8/2014
Lol. John femshep! XD Classic!
| Michae1ange1o chapter 12 . 3/8/2014
Wow what an amazing cock up heh, can't he just go back and make himself look less like a bumbling dork? maybe create himself a more plausable background for pulling all this amazing tech out of his ass?
EG:History. Born on Earth, worked in the millitary on SSV such&such, first mission ship captures smugglers ship, while standing by ancient alien widget while getting shot at, widget activates, grabs you then detonates a la Shepard, you have a break down, mental trauma and shit, honorably discharged you have all this crap floating around your head and don't think people will believe you, a year later start inventing stuff and start a business, on way to deliver stuff at Eden Prime, somewhere 'safe' to run tests on experimental new equipment, while showcasing a new scanner "whats this! oh noes! Geth! etc etc.
For one it'd give at least SOME plausability as to where this shit is coming from, and two, Shepard would be able to relate. Plus who'd turn down an offer of a tech genious offering to stay and upgrading weapons and armor during the mission. Also this time around look less like an incompetant idiot savant. Remember these words for questions over tech 'Sorry it's proprietary tech' or even "Sorry, it's classified' it makes you look less incompetant. Don't forget the Patents! else somebody else may steal it then sue you for copyright infringement.
| NoOneInParticular17 chapter 8 . 3/8/2014
I can't read anymore! Your character's socially retarded and quite sad. He has all this power but doesn't really know how to use it and he's just stumbling around. He wastes way to much time fuckin' around when he should be mastering his power and coming up with legitimate plans. He way to awkward around women and doesn't know shit about technology.
It's like you balanced out his godlike power by making him a retard. Why? I don't see the point in it.
| Toothless is best chapter 12 . 3/8/2014
i love this story so much :D
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/1/2014
I suggest an account on Ao3. The Archive is generally better than fan fic dot net in every way.
Also, this is only the second fiction I have ever seen to have programming code used to tell a story. So glad to have found this.
| johnnyjr100 chapter 11 . 3/1/2014
overpowered as shit but funny as hell
| Toothless is best chapter 11 . 3/1/2014
Niiiiiceeee :D i like where this is going :D
| Kaioo chapter 11 . 2/28/2014
lol.. she's just all "huh" and walks towards it..