Reviews for The Problem the Dark Lord Knows Not
gentleimplosion chapter 3 . 1/11/2014
BellaAndEdward4ever3 chapter 2 . 1/8/2014
Haha, best parody I've read this far. Looking forward to see chapter2!
IAmTheMetatron1946 chapter 2 . 1/5/2014
IAmTheMetatron1946 chapter 1 . 12/27/2013
i like it. it's funny... do you think you could somehow have Harry call Draco Ferret boy and have Sev ask why and then Harry (or Draco) explain and Sev starts laughing so Draco says "hey listen here Batman! laugh at me again and I will tell my father about what Potter said and the dark lord will find out and you will probably have your bits and pieces crucioed off by Bella... before the dark lord feeds you to Nagini... and i would rather not see that happen to my godfather/head of house" also could Dumbledork get a face full of... some kind of dessert? or maybe have the twins bewitch some brussels sprouts or sweetcorn to follow him like ducks in a row wherever he goes? that would be priceless...
Moi chapter 1 . 12/27/2013
*snicker* What a ludicous idea.
The poor man (Snape). And that's exactly why you don't tell teenagers these kinds of secrets, as they feel the need to TALK and in places they may be easily overheard. After all, in the magical world the walls quite literally have ears, even if you don't sprout things all over the great hall.
Guest1 chapter 1 . 12/27/2013
I gotta read what happens next. Please update )