An okay story. Bit more of a crackfic than I normally like. Probably would have helped if I’d seen some Monty Python.

I don’t knife if you are still monitoring the story or not. I just wanted to tell you that this is one of my favorite stories! Anytime I need a good chuckle I read your story. Many times my husband and my children will ask me what I’m laughing at.

"I know it's silly," said Hermione. "It's just that I used to get teased a lot when I was little because of how big my front teeth were. My parents always said I should get braces, but I feel like this was much easier."

I don’t understand Hermione’s parents on the “big front teeth” issue. Orthodontia might have straightened her teeth and pulled them in, but it would not have made them smaller. "I know it's silly," said Hermione. "It's just that I used to get teased a lot when I was little because of how big my front teeth were. My parents always said I should get braces, but I feel like this was much easier."

I worked in a dental office in the 80s and saw a lot of cosmetic dentistry. Magically fixing Hermione’s teeth eliminated having to file her teeth to change their size and most likely fit them with veneers. In her case, I’d say it was a better option. JMHO.

I hope Harry is wearing his “anti potion and compulsion spell” decoder ring. Just having Dumbledore in the school is dangerous, IMHO.

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Is Justine Max mentioned here is Bella from Twilight Saga ?

I think he should have given winky to Remus. That way she can have a true family. Harry already has to many elves and so will hermione.

Found Hedwig

Where tf is Hedwig?