HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This it fantastic I mean it it's pure awesomeness! I can't wait for the net chapter!

Oh... My... Gosh! Excellent-ay! Absolutely superb!

...I don't even know where to begin. Lol I definitely feel Will's pain—Lord knows how many feet I've had to rub in my life. Oh Draco, do fix your attitude, your jealousy's showing :P
Lol "MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!" I imagine that Lucius is too tired to go about hexing people and ruining lives, Malfoy, but nice try.
Tropical snakes are the most dangerous and Malfoy's looking like a green Mamba.
Poor Hermione. I can only imagine what her hair looks like in the tropics— it was dangerous enough in frigid Scotland.
Definitely a crack chapter, but a good crack chapter. You definitely caught the essence of Dramione.

i hate how you yelled at me when i laughed -.- because as usual, you're sitting on my bloody head (almost literal) to review. um. asdfghjkl BWAHAHAHA mwah

Pllleeeeeaaaasseee? UPDATE! DYYYYING to read some more of this totally fab story! Update SOON! ;)

YOU'RE excited! Just think about your reader's excitement! LOVING the story! Update soon and save your devoted readers some anguish.. ;)

Hahahahahahaha!

Super!

That was hilarious! . Really like this story!

I was slightly sceptical when I started reading this but I'm glad I persevered. I look forward to your next update.

Love it! Your story is absolutely hilarious! Can't wait to read more!

amazing I love it and very disturbingly funny!

this was brilliant

more please :3

The /madness/ has begun, yes.

I really don't know what to say for this chapter. It seems like a whole lot of random funny things thrown together. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Anyway, thank you for updating!

IF VALERIE DOESN'T APPEAR I WILL COME MURDER YOOOU this is awkward you're looking over my shoulder again BUT I WANT VALERIEEEEEE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

okay. rant over.

(VALERIEEEEEE)