I saw that none of this, meaning a Crossover Reading the Books story in these categories, exists yet, or that I couldn't find one, so I thought, I'd make one. Unfortunaly, it either no longer contains the text from the book or is on the way there, due to the fact that I'd like to avoid to get sued. However it still contains information what exactly the Characters refer to, like me rewriting or mocking the book in some parts, while others are a summary. A version with book text is being posted on tumblr, the link is on my profile.

This ignores all Phase Two movies as of now (they will happen during breaks between books) and kinda the Epilouge of Deathly Hallows: Harry doesn't age, 'cause he is the Master of Death even if he never tried to. The day after the Battle of Hogwarts, when he woke up, the wand and the stone were next to him. I might write this as a) a one short or b) a story told by Harry during a break. Oh, and Loki turns good during the reading. This is set somewhere in 2014.

The parings in this story are Pepperony, Bretty, Thane, Clintasha, Jily and some minor HP ones.

The Avengers were in the assembling room on the helicarrier, waiting for Fury to come in and to tell them what this meeting was about.

Seeing that it was only 5AM, all of them were grumbling.

Especially Tony, who was already at his sixth coffee for this morning as this was one of the few nights he planned on sleeping.

Thor was snoring loudly, what was probably the only thing that kept Bruce and Steve from doing the same.

Clint and Natasha were awake. Not happy, but awake.

Finally, Tony was now at his eighth coffee, Fury came in.

Honestly, if you call in meetings early as hell, at least be punctual yourself.

He was accompanied by three women and one man.

There was his fiancée Pepper, Bruce's girlfriend Betty, Thor's girlfriend Jane and a man not one Avenger knew before.

The man seemed to be in his late teens, probably about 17 , and he had an average height, black hair, green eyes and a lightning scar on his forehead.

Tony knew, thanks to Howard, a lot about scars, but he never saw a lightning-shaped one.

"So, my favorite pirate, would you be so kind to tell us,why you forced us to come here at this damn early hour?"

"To read these books," Fury explained.

"WHAT?!" the rest of the Avengers yelled in protest, as their girlfriends/fiancées and lightning boy all seemed to be knowing this already.

Said teen continued, "Yep. Seven books about my life."

"I don't mean to be rude," Clint interrupted, "but who the hell are you?"

"And why are you here?" Bruce added.

"Well, I am Lord Harry James Potter-Black. As to why I am here...I did much more than you think. Also I'm not a teen, I'm 32", answered the...not-teen.

How was it possible for a 32-year-old man, to look not a day older than seventeen?

"As I was trying to say," Fury continued looking annoyed, while Tony was starting his ninth coffee, "Lord Potter-Black -"

"Harry," the Loki look-alike corrected.

"Harry is the newest addition to the team. These books are his life story, as he refused to tell us all directly."

Now Steve spoke for the first time, "What brings you on the team, Harry? What can you do?"

"It is in the books. I dare to say none of you suspect this," Harry commented.

He was unusual? "Seems you fit in already. Why don't we start, so that I can get some sleep?" Tony said, taking the first book, "This one is titled Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, whatever that is. Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived..."

Disclaimer: If Harry Potter or the Avengers belong to me, Napoleon Bonarparte fonded facebook.

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