Dam You Auto-Resurrect!
Hey guys! I'm not a huge fan of language or innuendos, so you'll find those rather lacking – for those of you who think it makes Jason's character a little OC, I understand. I hope you'll still find it an amusing read!
Dick: Hey guys! So this is a reminder that were all meeting up tonight 6! :D
Tim: Sounds good.
Damian: Grayson, I'm two rooms away. Stop bothering me with useless texts.
Dick: That's mean L Aren't u excited 4 tonight?
Jason: Why am I getting everyone's txts?
Tim: It's the way group txting works J.
Damian: Slow as always Todd. There is no need for excitement Grayson. It's just you idiots.
Jason: Stop monologuing brat. Ur txting not writing a speech
Tim: monologuing isn't a word
Damian: Neither is half of his vocabulary
Dick: Guys chill already! Dami – b excited!
Jason: Whatev. Where r we meeting again?
Dick: The deliphtuf diner!
Damian: No
Tim: nice spelling there Dick.
*Jason: No? Is it dds or NOT?
Damian: What else do you expect from Grayson? Pitiful.
Tim: Yes Jason, D was referring 2 Dick's other txt
Jason: so annoying
Dick: u sound like an old man!
Damian: you are all making my head hurt
Jason: moist as usual Damian.
Damian: ….
Tim: ….
Jason: Moony!
Dick: ….
**Jason: Moody darling.
Damian: Todd take a breath.
Jason: DAM it!
Dick: LOL! Ur phone is censoring ur moose XP
Tim: Right Dick. His moose.
Dick: Mouth! –cmon, u know what I mean.
Damian: I'm talking to morons.
Tim: Then u fit right in.
Damian: Shirt up Drake.
Tim: I like my shirt down, but thanks.
Dick: HAHAH!
Damian: This dam piece of technology!
Dick: HAHAHAHAHA – im dyeing over here X)
Tim: I think you mean Dying.
Dick: Yeah yeah that thing.
Jason: phones are so shifty.
Dick: Yes Jason, yours is particularly suspicious.
Tim: There goes his phone, censoring his moose again.
Jason: Row up Tim!
Tim: keep digging that hole J.
Jason: I'm going to marry you tim!
A momentary lapse of texting
Tim: That's rather forward of you J.
Damian: Father is going to love this.
Jason: bury. B-U-R-Y you!
Dick: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Damian: naturally you'd be able to make that mistake
Dick: Do you Jason peter Todd-Wayne take Timothy Draeeeka e;ar
Dick: can't txt…laughing 2 hard!
Jason: Ima gonna kill u
Damian: You might succeed with Grayson, I think he's having a seizure.
Tim: Its just the stupid auto-correct
Dick: HAHAHAHAH!
Jason: Qack off.
Tim: Jason…maybe you should stop.
Dick: HAHA – no please don't -2 fnny XD XD
Damian: This just goes to show how encouraging you all are
Damian: Incomplete.
Damian: Incompetantly
Damian: INCOMPETIONS
Tim: Incompetent?
Damian: I'm going to kill you too.
Dick: Or would you rather marry him instead?
Jason: DUCK!
Tim: Duck?
Dick: Goose!
Jason: I meant Duck
Jason: Dick. Stupid piece of shift!
Dick: pffff
Tim: I'm mentally face-palming
Jason: This is ridiculous. My phone won't let me b angry!
Dick: HAHAHAHHAHAH
Dick: It's the moose again! HAHAHAHA!
Jason: !##%$ ~ #! $
Damian: You realize your laughing at the fact that his phone considers
Damian: Your name a swear word right?
Dick: HAHAHAHAH!
Tim: He's lost it.
***Jason: That's it. I'm heafting.
Damian: This has become pathetic Todd.
Jason: L
Jason: E
Jason: A
Jason: V
Jason: I
Jason: N
Jason: G
Damian: Stop spanking my phone!
Tim: ….
Dick: HAHAHAHA! XD XD XD
Damian: SPAMMING
Jason: what in the wrld r those faces 4? They r creeping me out
Damian: Grayson is losing the little neurons he has left
Tim: Make sure he breaths Damian
Jason: NO. LEAVE HIM TO ROT!
Tim: Dick?
Dick: Kk, im ok now
Jason: Darn, here I was hoping u died of a heartattack
Tim: heart attack. 2 words J
Damian: two not 2. If you are correcting his spelling have the decency to use it properly yourself
Dick: and miss ur wedding? Not on my life!
Jason: quit the grammar lesson replacement.
Jason: $^% it
Jason: Ur not coming out of this alive Dickie-boy
Tim: Spelling not grammar
Tim: Save a piece of him for me
Dick: Jealous much? Srry, im already taken X)
Jason: That's disgusting. Ur disgusting
Tim: he's also 9 years old.
Private Message: Dick to Roy: Roy roy!
Private Message: Roy to Dick: whada ya want?
Private Message: Dick to Roy: Jason wants to marry Tim!
Damian: This is pathetic. I'm heafting.
Private Message: Roy to Dick: WHAT?
Private Message: Dick to Roy: He said so himself!
Tim: …
Jason: SEE? ITS NOT JUST ME!
Tim: ur phones rigged or something?
Dick: XD
Private Message: Dick to Connor: Hey Connor! Did you know Jason wants to marry Tim?
Private Message: Connor to Dick: What are you talking about?
Jason: Dick, what did you do?
Private Message: Dick to Connor: Yup, they r just talking about it
Private Message: Roy to Jason: Dude, are you possessed or something?
Tim: Oh no, Dick….what did u do?
Private Message: Jason to Roy: What are u talking about? I'm in a bad enough
Private Message: Jason to Roy: mood to try to figure out ur games.
Private Message: Roy to Jason: So he turned you down?
Tim: What. Did. U. Do?!
Dick: mwahahahaha X)
Private Message: Jason to Roy: WHAT?
Private Message: Roy to Jason: Kinda figured Tim didn't want to marry you.
Jason: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Jason: BRING YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND KILL YOU AGAIN
Jason: THEN DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE!
Damian: Great.
Tim: Dick…WHAT DID U DO
Dick: HAHAHAHAHAAH!
Private Message: Connor to Tim: Why does Jason want to marry you?
Tim: DICK!
Dick: HAHAHAHAHA XD XD
Damian: Grayson when you die can I have your laptop?
Private Message: Jason to Roy: It's the freaking auto correct
Private Message: Roy to Jason: Don't worry Jason, the disappointment wears off eventually
Private Message: Tim to Connor: It was a mistake
Damian: On second thought, I claim your room. It's bigger than mine.
Private Message: Jason to Roy: I'M GOING TO KILL U 2
Private Message: Connor to Tim: Figured. Um, Cassie is missing that bit fyi
Damian: And I also want your eriscma sticks
Private Message: Tim to Connor: Wait…no! stop her before she tells everyone!
Tim: Dick I'm going to murder you tonight
Dick: XD thanks for the heads up!
Jason: U won't have a head when Im done with u
Private Message: Cassandra to Jason: Does Bruce know?
Damian: Just save his hair. We can sell it to the girls for a lot of money
Private Message: Jason to Cassandra: ITS NOT TRUE – ITS DICK BEING STUPID
Jason: Death suddenly isn't a big enough punishment
Dick: HAHAHAHA!
Private Message: Cassandra to Jason: Ah. Ok.
Tim: Ugh, this is turning into a nightmare
Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: So Timmy, is there something ur not telling me?
Jason: And you wonder why I never want to meet up with u guys!?
Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: WHAT? NO! How did you find out about that?
Damian: So, which of you three degenerate beings isn't red in the face yet?
Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: So you are cheating on me! I should've known…but J?
Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: NOOOO! Who told you?
Dick: U love it and u know it
Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: LOL! Wally told me!
Jason: No, I really don't.
Tim: DICK TELL WALLY TO SHUT UP!
Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: This is getting out of control
Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: lol! So, Dick dead yet?
Damian: No use. That moron's mouth runs faster than his feet.
Dick: Wally? I never told Wally…
Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: Almost
Damian: You guys should just admit defeat and settle on a date.
Tim/Jason: DAMIAN I'M GOING TO KILL U
Private Message: Dick to Wally: Wallman, how'd u hear the news?
Private Message: Wally to Dick: From Bart duh. It was a auto correct prob right?
Damian: Tt. Just try too. You would fall before me.
Private Message: Dick to Wally: Best one yet! But um how many people know?
Tim: Damian shut up.
Private Message: Wally to Dick: Oh just the JLA. And maybe the Titans. And a few others.
Private Message: Dick to Wally: …I'm so dead.
Jason: Dick, how many people know?
Dick: Not a lot. Just a few.
Tim: That's not what I'm hearing.
Damian: It's the talk of the JLA. I just hacked their audio system. Wow, I'm impressed Grayson
Jason: What is it?
Tim: Don't tell me, I don't want to know
Damian: I've never seen news travel quite this fast
Dick: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Damian: Yes, I've never seen Father's phone lines so busy either.
Dick: UH OH
Jason: Don't worry Dick, by the time he gets to u, ull b in little pieces
Tim: And burned twice over
Private Message: Dick to Roy and Wally: SAAAVEEEE MEEEEE!
Private Message: Roy to Dick: No way man. This is all on u
Private Message: Wally to Dick: srry, laughing 2 hard 2 care 4 ur safety!
Dick: I'm so dead….
Damian: Finally out of denial? Now, can I have your room when you die?
Bruce to Boys: Boys. My office. NOW.
Tim: It's all Dick's fault!
Jason: It's his fault twice over!
Damian: I was not involved in the slightest!
Dick: I'm sorry. The phone u have txted is out of service…
Tim: Don't u dare try to get out of this
Damian: Add me to your quest on Killing Grayson
Jason: Dam you auto-resurrect!
*Delightful Diner
** he meant to say- moody darn it (has actually happened to me before!)
***just in case you didn't get it, he meant leaving
So yeah, there you go! What did you think?