Dam You Auto-Resurrect!

Hey guys! I'm not a huge fan of language or innuendos, so you'll find those rather lacking – for those of you who think it makes Jason's character a little OC, I understand. I hope you'll still find it an amusing read!

Dick: Hey guys! So this is a reminder that were all meeting up tonight 6! :D

Tim: Sounds good.

Damian: Grayson, I'm two rooms away. Stop bothering me with useless texts.

Dick: That's mean L Aren't u excited 4 tonight?

Jason: Why am I getting everyone's txts?

Tim: It's the way group txting works J.

Damian: Slow as always Todd. There is no need for excitement Grayson. It's just you idiots.

Jason: Stop monologuing brat. Ur txting not writing a speech

Tim: monologuing isn't a word

Damian: Neither is half of his vocabulary

Dick: Guys chill already! Dami – b excited!

Jason: Whatev. Where r we meeting again?

Dick: The deliphtuf diner!

Damian: No

Tim: nice spelling there Dick.

*Jason: No? Is it dds or NOT?

Damian: What else do you expect from Grayson? Pitiful.

Tim: Yes Jason, D was referring 2 Dick's other txt

Jason: so annoying

Dick: u sound like an old man!

Damian: you are all making my head hurt

Jason: moist as usual Damian.

Damian: ….

Tim: ….

Jason: Moony!

Dick: ….

**Jason: Moody darling.

Damian: Todd take a breath.

Jason: DAM it!

Dick: LOL! Ur phone is censoring ur moose XP

Tim: Right Dick. His moose.

Dick: Mouth! –cmon, u know what I mean.

Damian: I'm talking to morons.

Tim: Then u fit right in.

Damian: Shirt up Drake.

Tim: I like my shirt down, but thanks.

Dick: HAHAH!

Damian: This dam piece of technology!

Dick: HAHAHAHAHA – im dyeing over here X)

Tim: I think you mean Dying.

Dick: Yeah yeah that thing.

Jason: phones are so shifty.

Dick: Yes Jason, yours is particularly suspicious.

Tim: There goes his phone, censoring his moose again.

Jason: Row up Tim!

Tim: keep digging that hole J.

Jason: I'm going to marry you tim!

A momentary lapse of texting

Tim: That's rather forward of you J.

Damian: Father is going to love this.

Jason: bury. B-U-R-Y you!

Dick: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damian: naturally you'd be able to make that mistake

Dick: Do you Jason peter Todd-Wayne take Timothy Draeeeka e;ar

Dick: can't txt…laughing 2 hard!

Jason: Ima gonna kill u

Damian: You might succeed with Grayson, I think he's having a seizure.

Tim: Its just the stupid auto-correct

Dick: HAHAHAHAH!

Jason: Qack off.

Tim: Jason…maybe you should stop.

Dick: HAHA – no please don't -2 fnny XD XD

Damian: This just goes to show how encouraging you all are

Damian: Incomplete.

Damian: Incompetantly

Damian: INCOMPETIONS

Tim: Incompetent?

Damian: I'm going to kill you too.

Dick: Or would you rather marry him instead?

Jason: DUCK!

Tim: Duck?

Dick: Goose!

Jason: I meant Duck

Jason: Dick. Stupid piece of shift!

Dick: pffff

Tim: I'm mentally face-palming

Jason: This is ridiculous. My phone won't let me b angry!

Dick: HAHAHAHHAHAH

Dick: It's the moose again! HAHAHAHA!

Jason: !##%$ ~ #! $

Damian: You realize your laughing at the fact that his phone considers

Damian: Your name a swear word right?

Dick: HAHAHAHAH!

Tim: He's lost it.

***Jason: That's it. I'm heafting.

Damian: This has become pathetic Todd.

Jason: L

Jason: E

Jason: A

Jason: V

Jason: I

Jason: N

Jason: G

Damian: Stop spanking my phone!

Tim: ….

Dick: HAHAHAHA! XD XD XD

Damian: SPAMMING

Jason: what in the wrld r those faces 4? They r creeping me out

Damian: Grayson is losing the little neurons he has left

Tim: Make sure he breaths Damian

Jason: NO. LEAVE HIM TO ROT!

Tim: Dick?

Dick: Kk, im ok now

Jason: Darn, here I was hoping u died of a heartattack

Tim: heart attack. 2 words J

Damian: two not 2. If you are correcting his spelling have the decency to use it properly yourself

Dick: and miss ur wedding? Not on my life!

Jason: quit the grammar lesson replacement.

Jason: $^% it

Jason: Ur not coming out of this alive Dickie-boy

Tim: Spelling not grammar

Tim: Save a piece of him for me

Dick: Jealous much? Srry, im already taken X)

Jason: That's disgusting. Ur disgusting

Tim: he's also 9 years old.

Private Message: Dick to Roy: Roy roy!

Private Message: Roy to Dick: whada ya want?

Private Message: Dick to Roy: Jason wants to marry Tim!

Damian: This is pathetic. I'm heafting.

Private Message: Roy to Dick: WHAT?

Private Message: Dick to Roy: He said so himself!

Tim:

Jason: SEE? ITS NOT JUST ME!

Tim: ur phones rigged or something?

Dick: XD

Private Message: Dick to Connor: Hey Connor! Did you know Jason wants to marry Tim?

Private Message: Connor to Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: Dick, what did you do?

Private Message: Dick to Connor: Yup, they r just talking about it

Private Message: Roy to Jason: Dude, are you possessed or something?

Tim: Oh no, Dick….what did u do?

Private Message: Jason to Roy: What are u talking about? I'm in a bad enough

Private Message: Jason to Roy: mood to try to figure out ur games.

Private Message: Roy to Jason: So he turned you down?

Tim: What. Did. U. Do?!

Dick: mwahahahaha X)

Private Message: Jason to Roy: WHAT?

Private Message: Roy to Jason: Kinda figured Tim didn't want to marry you.

Jason: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Jason: BRING YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND KILL YOU AGAIN

Jason: THEN DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE!

Damian: Great.

Tim: Dick…WHAT DID U DO

Dick: HAHAHAHAHAAH!

Private Message: Connor to Tim: Why does Jason want to marry you?

Tim: DICK!

Dick: HAHAHAHAHA XD XD

Damian: Grayson when you die can I have your laptop?

Private Message: Jason to Roy: It's the freaking auto correct

Private Message: Roy to Jason: Don't worry Jason, the disappointment wears off eventually

Private Message: Tim to Connor: It was a mistake

Damian: On second thought, I claim your room. It's bigger than mine.

Private Message: Jason to Roy: I'M GOING TO KILL U 2

Private Message: Connor to Tim: Figured. Um, Cassie is missing that bit fyi

Damian: And I also want your eriscma sticks

Private Message: Tim to Connor: Wait…no! stop her before she tells everyone!

Tim: Dick I'm going to murder you tonight

Dick: XD thanks for the heads up!

Jason: U won't have a head when Im done with u

Private Message: Cassandra to Jason: Does Bruce know?

Damian: Just save his hair. We can sell it to the girls for a lot of money

Private Message: Jason to Cassandra: ITS NOT TRUE – ITS DICK BEING STUPID

Jason: Death suddenly isn't a big enough punishment

Dick: HAHAHAHA!

Private Message: Cassandra to Jason: Ah. Ok.

Tim: Ugh, this is turning into a nightmare

Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: So Timmy, is there something ur not telling me?

Jason: And you wonder why I never want to meet up with u guys!?

Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: WHAT? NO! How did you find out about that?

Damian: So, which of you three degenerate beings isn't red in the face yet?

Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: So you are cheating on me! I should've known…but J?

Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: NOOOO! Who told you?

Dick: U love it and u know it

Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: LOL! Wally told me!

Jason: No, I really don't.

Tim: DICK TELL WALLY TO SHUT UP!

Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: This is getting out of control

Private Message: Stephanie to Tim: lol! So, Dick dead yet?

Damian: No use. That moron's mouth runs faster than his feet.

Dick: Wally? I never told Wally…

Private Message: Tim to Stephanie: Almost

Damian: You guys should just admit defeat and settle on a date.

Tim/Jason: DAMIAN I'M GOING TO KILL U

Private Message: Dick to Wally: Wallman, how'd u hear the news?

Private Message: Wally to Dick: From Bart duh. It was a auto correct prob right?

Damian: Tt. Just try too. You would fall before me.

Private Message: Dick to Wally: Best one yet! But um how many people know?

Tim: Damian shut up.

Private Message: Wally to Dick: Oh just the JLA. And maybe the Titans. And a few others.

Private Message: Dick to Wally: …I'm so dead.

Jason: Dick, how many people know?

Dick: Not a lot. Just a few.

Tim: That's not what I'm hearing.

Damian: It's the talk of the JLA. I just hacked their audio system. Wow, I'm impressed Grayson

Jason: What is it?

Tim: Don't tell me, I don't want to know

Damian: I've never seen news travel quite this fast

Dick: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damian: Yes, I've never seen Father's phone lines so busy either.

Dick: UH OH

Jason: Don't worry Dick, by the time he gets to u, ull b in little pieces

Tim: And burned twice over

Private Message: Dick to Roy and Wally: SAAAVEEEE MEEEEE!

Private Message: Roy to Dick: No way man. This is all on u

Private Message: Wally to Dick: srry, laughing 2 hard 2 care 4 ur safety!

Dick: I'm so dead….

Damian: Finally out of denial? Now, can I have your room when you die?

Bruce to Boys: Boys. My office. NOW.

Tim: It's all Dick's fault!

Jason: It's his fault twice over!

Damian: I was not involved in the slightest!

Dick: I'm sorry. The phone u have txted is out of service…

Tim: Don't u dare try to get out of this

Damian: Add me to your quest on Killing Grayson

Jason: Dam you auto-resurrect!

*Delightful Diner

** he meant to say- moody darn it (has actually happened to me before!)

***just in case you didn't get it, he meant leaving

So yeah, there you go! What did you think?