Hey Everyone! So, I want to thank everyone who commented on the initial story...It's been over a year, and the fact that you are still commenting means so much. I decided I needed to do something to really show my appreciation...so I wrote a sequel. I can't promise anything but I hope you'll find the humor continued.
Dick: Hey guys! I know we agreed no group texts but I need 2 confirm ur all coming 4 my party
Tim: You felt the need to confirm this at 5:30am?
Dick: Up all night – didn't realize the time :]]]
Tim: This is a sign my day is going to be horrible
Damian: As if you aren't up already Drake. Grayson parties are for pitiful morons who don't understand nor value everyone elses time.
Dick: Sooo u'll come?
Jason: Everyone, shut the funky up
Dick: Up town funky u up…
Damian: Grayson I will not aid you against the attempts on your life
Dick: It's a joke. Bruce has infected y'all
Jason: Now I'm up. Dayday I'm going to kill you.
Tim: its too early for this
Damian: Todd do us all a favor and destroy your phone.
Jason: I'm not answering anymore
Damian: That's right. Run like the coward you are.
Dick: Well this can't be good X)
Tim: you're such a gangster Dami
Jason: he's too young to be a hamster
Tim: Didn't realize there was an age limit
Dick: Hahaha! Hold on girl, I'll be right black
Tim: Girl? Is he talking about Jason?
Jason: Dick, do not inflate Tim
Dick: HAHA! Best start to the day ever
Damian: I am not related to any of you by blood. I am not related to any of you by blood.
Jason: that's it. Im not going to your stupid party.
Dick: Don't be a partay pooper. The food will be great!
Tim: What's for dinner?
Damian: Grayson has been collecting it all week
Dick: Err Polenta haha
Tim: Jason you now have a friend in the 'I'm too old to handle a mobile' group
Jason: Tim I'm going to land you with hot lips
Damian: This is a strangely familiar conversation.
Dick: ROLF I love this!
Tim: Guys. Honestly?
Damian: Did Todd finally leave?
Jason: HOSPITAL. Dam it this phone I'm going to land him in the HOSPITAL
Jason: Auto Corn Chips
Tim: jason, just stop
Dick: J's phone – the one villain he can never destroy!
Damian: You are all retarded.
Dick: I'm screenshotting these.
Tim: Jason just ignore them, they're pushing your buttons.
Jason: I know idiot
Tim: Though I'm rather flattered
Jason: I'll kill you shirtless!
Damian: Who, Grayson or the replacement? Chances are you'll find Grayson shirtless first. Though I can't imagine how that will help.
Jason: Gosh Damsel
Dick: I'm done I'm literally dying
Jason: GOOD. DIE SLOW AND PAINFULLY
Damian: Wonderful. I have not gotten any time to meditate this morning.
Tim: Boo hoo
Damian: I belive this is where I say, I hate my wife
Dick: What has she ever done to u?
Tim: Don't worry, I'm sure the feeling is mutual
Damian: Is it even possible for either of you to raise your maturity levels? At all?
Jason: This coming from the 2 idiots who don't even have g-friends?
Dick: What, and u do?
Damian: You all sound like children
Jason: Like I'd tell you
Tim: No, they sound like teenage girls
Dick: Tell me or I'll stalk u
Damian: You already do.
Jason: That's creepy
Dick: He's 10. Ignore him
Damian: My age is irrelevant!
Tim: Exactly, he's married and everything. A real stellar example of a middle age man
Damian: Drake I will use your spine to sharpen my katanas.
Dick: Jason, tell me! Who are you seeing?
Jason: I might tell you its Tim
Dick: I knew it
Jason: NO NO NO NO NO
Jason: In TIME
Damian: You are a disgrace to yourself Todd
Dick: I'm screenshotting this. Again
Tim: What a headache
Jason: You're dead to me.
Damian: Is that your attempt for humor?
Tim: It was autocorrect. Calm down before this gets out of hand. AGAIN.
Dick: But it's 2 perfect!
Jason: I told you it was 'tim'!
Tim: Jason. Stop.
Dick: Oh we got that the first time J. but thanks for the confirmation
Tim: Dick stop adding fuel to the fire!
Jason: Imma kill all of you.
Dick: Don't worry J, I always knew deep down you were the sentimentalist type
Damian: This feels like a reoccurring nightmare.
Jason: SHUT YOUR MOOSE DICK
Tim: Ah the moose is back
Dick: Who's adding fuel to the fire now Tim? Heh Jason come and make me!
Jason: There are no words to describe my hatred of you
Damian: I can't believe this conversation is actually happening.
Jason: Payback will be REAL.
Dick: What, u gonna come in riding on a moose hollering for Tim's hot lips?
Jason: DICK I WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY AND DRAIN YOU OF YOUR BLOOD WHICH I WILL THEN EXTRACT THE IRON FROM AND TURN IT INTO A DAGGER. IT WILL LITERALLY BE A SWORD MADE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
Alfred: Boys now that you are all very awake, there will be a communal breakfast served so long as everyone promises to leave their weapons at the door. I trust to see everyone at the table within the hour.
Tim: ALFRED was on this text group?
Dick: Well yeah, I sent it out 2 everyone
Jason: What. . Mean. Everyone?
Barbra: Oh we're just over hear having a ball. I have so much blackmail material you'd think it was Christmas.
Dick: Right. So I might have forgotten 2 mention…
Damian: Todd. Drake. Meeting to schedule Grayson's death?
Tim: Name the time and the place
Dick: Wait guys, c'mon…
Jason: I'll provide the arsenal.
Dick to Barbra: The plan worked!
Barbra to Dick: What?
Dick to Barbra: I rigged J's phone…
Barbra to Dick: So that they will plan to kill you?
Dick to Barbra: Exactly! Now they'll all show up on time for party. I'm brilliant.
Barbra to Dick: Sure. You're brilliantly dead
A/N: Well there you have it folks! Hope you enjoyed it. :)