Hey Everyone! So, I want to thank everyone who commented on the initial story...It's been over a year, and the fact that you are still commenting means so much. I decided I needed to do something to really show my appreciation...so I wrote a sequel. I can't promise anything but I hope you'll find the humor continued.

PART 2

Dick: Hey guys! I know we agreed no group texts but I need 2 confirm ur all coming 4 my party

Tim: You felt the need to confirm this at 5:30am?

Dick: Up all night – didn't realize the time :]]]

Tim: This is a sign my day is going to be horrible

Damian: As if you aren't up already Drake. Grayson parties are for pitiful morons who don't understand nor value everyone elses time.

Dick: Sooo u'll come?

Jason: Everyone, shut the funky up

Dick: Up town funky u up…

Damian: Grayson I will not aid you against the attempts on your life

Dick: It's a joke. Bruce has infected y'all

Jason: Now I'm up. Dayday I'm going to kill you.

Dick:…heh…dayday?

Tim: its too early for this

Damian: Todd do us all a favor and destroy your phone.

Jason: I'm not answering anymore

Damian: That's right. Run like the coward you are.

Dick: Well this can't be good X)

Tim: you're such a gangster Dami

Jason: he's too young to be a hamster

Tim: Didn't realize there was an age limit

Dick: Hahaha! Hold on girl, I'll be right black

Tim: Girl? Is he talking about Jason?

Jason: Dick, do not inflate Tim

Tim:…invite?

Dick: HAHA! Best start to the day ever

Damian: I am not related to any of you by blood. I am not related to any of you by blood.

Jason: that's it. Im not going to your stupid party.

Dick: Don't be a partay pooper. The food will be great!

Tim: What's for dinner?

Dick: Placenta

Tim: ….

Jason: HA!

Damian: Grayson has been collecting it all week

Dick: Err Polenta haha

Tim: Jason you now have a friend in the 'I'm too old to handle a mobile' group

Jason: Tim I'm going to land you with hot lips

Damian: This is a strangely familiar conversation.

Dick: ROLF I love this!

Tim: Guys. Honestly?

Damian: Did Todd finally leave?

Dick: J?

Jason: HOSPITAL. Dam it this phone I'm going to land him in the HOSPITAL

Jason: Auto Corn Chips

Tim: jason, just stop

Dick: J's phone – the one villain he can never destroy!

Damian: You are all retarded.

Dick: I'm screenshotting these.

Tim: Jason just ignore them, they're pushing your buttons.

Jason: I know idiot

Tim: Though I'm rather flattered

Dick: :')

Jason: I'll kill you shirtless!

Damian: Who, Grayson or the replacement? Chances are you'll find Grayson shirtless first. Though I can't imagine how that will help.

Jason: Gosh Damsel

Dick: I'm done I'm literally dying

Jason: GOOD. DIE SLOW AND PAINFULLY

Damian: Wonderful. I have not gotten any time to meditate this morning.

Tim: Boo hoo

Damian: I belive this is where I say, I hate my wife

Dick: What has she ever done to u?

Tim: Don't worry, I'm sure the feeling is mutual

Damian: Is it even possible for either of you to raise your maturity levels? At all?

Jason: This coming from the 2 idiots who don't even have g-friends?

Dick: What, and u do?

Damian: You all sound like children

Jason: Like I'd tell you

Tim: No, they sound like teenage girls

Dick: Tell me or I'll stalk u

Damian: You already do.

Jason: That's creepy

Dick: He's 10. Ignore him

Damian: My age is irrelevant!

Tim: Exactly, he's married and everything. A real stellar example of a middle age man

Damian: Drake I will use your spine to sharpen my katanas.

Dick: Jason, tell me! Who are you seeing?

Jason: I might tell you its Tim

Dick: I knew it

Jason: NO NO NO NO NO

Jason: In TIME

Damian: You are a disgrace to yourself Todd

Dick: I'm screenshotting this. Again

Tim: What a headache

Jason: You're dead to me.

Damian: Is that your attempt for humor?

Tim: It was autocorrect. Calm down before this gets out of hand. AGAIN.

Dick: But it's 2 perfect!

Jason: I told you it was 'tim'!

Tim: Jason. Stop.

Dick: Oh we got that the first time J. but thanks for the confirmation

Tim: Dick stop adding fuel to the fire!

Jason: Imma kill all of you.

Dick: Don't worry J, I always knew deep down you were the sentimentalist type

Damian: This feels like a reoccurring nightmare.

Jason: SHUT YOUR MOOSE DICK

Tim: Ah the moose is back

Dick: Who's adding fuel to the fire now Tim? Heh Jason come and make me!

Jason: There are no words to describe my hatred of you

Damian: I can't believe this conversation is actually happening.

Jason: Payback will be REAL.

Dick: What, u gonna come in riding on a moose hollering for Tim's hot lips?

….

Jason: DICK I WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY AND DRAIN YOU OF YOUR BLOOD WHICH I WILL THEN EXTRACT THE IRON FROM AND TURN IT INTO A DAGGER. IT WILL LITERALLY BE A SWORD MADE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.

Alfred: Boys now that you are all very awake, there will be a communal breakfast served so long as everyone promises to leave their weapons at the door. I trust to see everyone at the table within the hour.

….

Tim: ALFRED was on this text group?

Dick: Well yeah, I sent it out 2 everyone

Damian: What?

Jason: What. . Mean. Everyone?

Barbra: Oh we're just over hear having a ball. I have so much blackmail material you'd think it was Christmas.

Dick: Right. So I might have forgotten 2 mention…

Damian: Todd. Drake. Meeting to schedule Grayson's death?

Tim: Name the time and the place

Dick: Wait guys, c'mon…

Jason: I'll provide the arsenal.

Dick to Barbra: The plan worked!

Barbra to Dick: What?

Dick to Barbra: I rigged J's phone…

Barbra to Dick: So that they will plan to kill you?

Dick to Barbra: Exactly! Now they'll all show up on time for party. I'm brilliant.

Barbra to Dick: Sure. You're brilliantly dead

A/N: Well there you have it folks! Hope you enjoyed it. :)