Disclaimer: You guessed it. They're still not mine.

The POTO Characters Present The Three Little Pigs

Erik's House.

The two pigs run into the third pig's house and lock the door.

Raoul:*turns* Thanks for letting us in. *looks around* Where is he?

Christine: I think we left him outside.

They open the door and drag Erik inside.

Erik:*sarcastically* Thanks for remembering me.

Raoul and Christine: You're welcome.

Erik: grrr.

Outside.

PS: Come on. Huff, puff, blow it down.

Ayesha: Huff *gasp* puff.

PS: OH, how can you be tired? It was only a few miles. It's not even my fault Erik built his house half a county away from the others. Now come on. Say the lines.

Ayesha: No.

She is suddenly above a boiling pot of water.

Ayesha: Okay! I give! I'll read! *she's safely on the ground again* Okay. Open the door and let me come in.

Erik: Intruders!*starts to wind up with a Punjab lasso*

PS: Ah, ah, ah. No lassoes in my story.

Erik: *pouts* But it's part of my image.

PS: READ THE BLOODY LINES!!!

Erik: *quickly* Not by the hair on my chinney-chin-chin.

Ayesha: Then I'll huff and puff and blow your house in.*she takes a deep breath and blows. Nothing happens* Nothing Happened!

PS: Of course not. It's made of brick.

Ayesha: Then how am I going to get to them?

PS: Well, You *whispers in Ayesha's ear*

Ayesha:*grins* Okay. *runs off*

PS: Now to prepare the others.

Inside.

Christine is reading a magazine, Raoul is fixing his hair, and Erik is installing an organ. PS appears.

Erik: Is the story over?

PS: No.

Erik: Drat.

Christine: Then why are you here?

PS: To prepare for the finale.

PS snaps her fingers and a trampoline appears in the fireplace.

PS: Ta-Ta. *disappears*

Raoul: What was that all about?

They hear a loud yowl and Ayesha jumps down the chimney, lands on the trampoline, and gets thrown back up the chimney.

Christine, Erik, and Raoul look confused.

PS: The big bad ca- er...wolf landed in a deep well and the three little pigs lived happily ever after. The E-

Erik: Wait!

PS: What?

Erik: What about these two? *points at Raoul and Christine*

PS: *sighs* Oh, very well. The first two pigs moved into separate apartments and only visited the third. The-

The door crashes open and a dripping Ayesha stands in the doorway.

Ayesha: DIIIEEE!!!

She dives at PS, who grabs the trampoline and holds it up in front of her. Ayesha bounces off it and out the door.

PS: The End.