The Woman: I'm not hungry, let's have dinner

Reply: No.

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The Woman: Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have dinner.

Reply: I think not.

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The Woman: John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let's have dinner.

Reply: Stop reading John's blog.

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The Woman: I can see tower bridge and the moon from my room. Work out where I am and join me.

Reply: Guoman Tower Hotel. Obvious.

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The Woman: I saw you in the street today. You didn't see me.

Reply: How do you know?

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The Woman: You do know that hat actually suits you, don't you?

Reply: I'm not wearing it again.

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The Woman: Oh for God's sake. Let's have dinner.

Reply: Getting frustrated?

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The Woman: I like your funny hat

Reply: It's not my hat.

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The Woman: I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let's have dinner.

Reply: That's what you get for leaving London

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The Woman: You looked sexy on Crimewatch.

Reply: Thank you.

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The Woman: Even you have got to eat. Let's have dinner.

Reply: I can go fairly long without, actually.

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The Woman: BBC1 right now. You'll laugh.

Reply: I chuckled.

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The Woman: I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas present.

Reply: You haven't asked to have dinner in awhile

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The Woman: Mantlepiece.


The Woman: I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.


Sent: Happy New Year


The Woman: Goodbye Mr Holmes