The 13 responses Sherlock would have received from The Woman, and the 1 she would never send.


Sent: I'm not hungry, let's have dinner

Sherlock: No.

Reply: Fine, then. Just dessert.

Sent: Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have dinner.

Sherlock: I think not.

Reply: I do love when you think. Now stop it and enjoy dinner with me.

Sent: John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let's have dinner.

Sherlock: Stop reading John's blog.

Reply: Make me.

Sent: I can see tower bridge and the moon from my room. Work out where I am and join me.

Sherlock: Guoman Tower Hotel. Obvious.

Reply: Doors unlocked and dinner is waiting.

Sent: I saw you in the street today. You didn't see me.

Sherlock: How do you know?

Reply: Your pupils dilate when you see me. No dilation today.

Sent: You do know that hat actually suits you, don't you?

Sherlock: I'm not wearing it again.

Reply: I wonder if it would suit me as well.

Sent: Oh for God's sake. Let's have dinner.

Sherlock: Getting frustrated?

Reply: Are you going to make me beg, Mr Holmes?

Sent: I like your funny hat

Sherlock: It's not my hat.

Reply: I can fix that.

Sent: I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let's have dinner.

Sherlock: That's what you get for leaving London.

Reply: Leaving London, or leaving London's detective?

Sent: You looked sexy on Crimewatch.

Sherlock: Thank you.

Reply: Always.

Sent: Even you have got to eat. Let's have dinner.

Sherlock: I can go fairly long without, actually.

Reply: Apparently.

Sent: BBC1 right now. You'll laugh.

Sherlock: I chuckled.

Reply: You laughed.

Sent: I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas present.

Sherlock: You haven't asked to have dinner in awhile.

Reply: Is that an offer?

Sent: Mantlepiece

Sent: I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.

Sherlock: Happy New Year

Reply: You made me smile, Mr Holmes
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Sent: Goodbye Mr Holmes