The 13 responses Sherlock would have received from The Woman, and the 1 she would never send.
Sent: I'm not hungry, let's have dinner
Reply: Fine, then. Just dessert.
Sent: Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have dinner.
Sherlock: I think not.
Reply: I do love when you think. Now stop it and enjoy dinner with me.
Sent: John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let's have dinner.
Sherlock: Stop reading John's blog.
Reply: Make me.
Sent: I can see tower bridge and the moon from my room. Work out where I am and join me.
Sherlock: Guoman Tower Hotel. Obvious.
Reply: Doors unlocked and dinner is waiting.
Sent: I saw you in the street today. You didn't see me.
Sherlock: How do you know?
Reply: Your pupils dilate when you see me. No dilation today.
Sent: You do know that hat actually suits you, don't you?
Sherlock: I'm not wearing it again.
Reply: I wonder if it would suit me as well.
Sent: Oh for God's sake. Let's have dinner.
Sherlock: Getting frustrated?
Reply: Are you going to make me beg, Mr Holmes?
Sent: I like your funny hat
Sherlock: It's not my hat.
Reply: I can fix that.
Sent: I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let's have dinner.
Sherlock: That's what you get for leaving London.
Reply: Leaving London, or leaving London's detective?
Sent: You looked sexy on Crimewatch.
Sherlock: Thank you.
Sent: Even you have got to eat. Let's have dinner.
Sherlock: I can go fairly long without, actually.
Sent: BBC1 right now. You'll laugh.
Sherlock: I chuckled.
Reply: You laughed.
Sent: I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas present.
Sherlock: You haven't asked to have dinner in awhile.
Reply: Is that an offer?
Sent: I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.
Sherlock: Happy New Year
Reply: You made me smile, Mr Holmes
Sent: Goodbye Mr Holmes