Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto.

Warning: Perverted Sasuke, Naruto in denial, general perversion.

A/N: Everybody is over 18 years old.

Naruto sighed. It seemed like that was the second most frequent thing that he did these days. The number one being…

He yelped and reflexively whacked the sexual parasite who had just tried to pinch a piece of his ass right off of him.

"Too hard jackass!"


Sasuke, as usual, gave his own reflexive apology and patted and squeezed his most favorite thing in the whole world to soothe the pain.

Naruto tried glaring at the bastard, who didn't seem to even notice, and just continued to grope the poor blonde's plump tush.

Naruto continued with his reminiscing… where was he… oh yes. The number one thing that he seemed to be doing these days was trying to fend off Sasuke… unsuccessfully.

He didn't understand why it was so difficult for him to get rid of Sasuke.

"Duh! Because you don't want to."

Naruto blinked and looked to his side. The side that wasn't occupied by the grope monster that is.

Naruto blinked, surprised at seeing Ino, "Wha – "

Ino rolled her eyes. "You like him dummy." It took him a second to realize that he had been speaking out loud and that she was replying to him.

"Well, of course I like him. He's my friend."

Naruto had, since the whole incident, lost most of the perceived animosity that he held for the jackass. He supposed that being bent over by said jackass a whole bunch of times every day can do that to a person.

What was with that by the way? How can a person have so much stamina? And God, he was such a freak! He made Naruto do such embarrassing things. There's this one thing that he does where –


Naruto landed another cursory whack at the back of Sasuke's head. Before he even landed the whack, Sasuke mumbled out his apology and continued his ministrations on the overly harassed blonde.

Naruto rolled his eyes. At least the bastard had gotten nicer. He turned his attention back to Ino just in time to see her smirk.

"Yeah, that looks real friendly"

Naruto spluttered in outrage. "You think I enjoy this?!"

Ino laughed, "Of course I do. The whole village does. Why do you think we haven't beaten up Grope McGee over there yet?"

Naruto was getting really worked up. This wasn't fair. Why was everyone thinking that he liked it when the bastard bent him over the couch, or pushed him on a bed and spread his legs, or pulled him over his knee and spanked him, or –

Naruto's eyes widened. He was! He was turned on!

With the same wide eyes, he turned to look at Ino, who was in turn smirking at him, a little happy that her naïve yet adorably endearing friend had finally crossed over the river of denial.

Naruto blinked, "Wait. Is the camera on? Are you recording this?"

Ino smirked, "And that's a wrap." With that, she shut her phone and walked off.

Nartuo stared at the receding figure open mouthed, wondering if that was going to be added to the ever growing collection online.

He remembered going to the site out of curiosity… Anger! He went out of anger!

And what he saw had made his blood boil.

His heart started pounding in his chest as he saw file after file of Sasuke and him… in a grocery shop, in a café, in a sweet old lady's garden, in the back of an alley… there were a lot of those. So many that there was a separate section.

There was even one in their shower together. Their shower! Naruto just realized that Sasuke and he were living together now.

The water was on and both of them were naked. Naruto leaned back, letting the water flow over him. It felt so good. Almost as good as Sasuke's mouth on his nipple.

The man was slowly licking one and then moving to the other. Naruto started sweating. He watched as if in a trance as he himself threaded his fingers through Sasuke's wet hair and push his head closer to his own chest. He then heard his image give out the most sluttish moan that he had ever heard.

That shook him out of his trance and he shut his laptop closed… and shrieked when he saw Sasuke in front of him. How does he keep doing that!

Sasuke had noticed Naruto watching a video of them together.

Naruto saw Sasuke glance at his crotch and smirk. The blonde was hard! He immediately blushed crimson and tried to explain.

"It's not what you think!"

But it was all in vain.

What followed was one of the most intense sessions yet. Sasuke didn't let him go till the poor overworked blonde passed out from exhaustion. And all the while, videos of their previous encounters continued playing as a backtrack to their current marathon love making seeing.


Naruto broke out of his reverie when there was yet another unnecessarily hard pinch from his groper. He glared at the jerk. It's was all his fault. He had turned Naruto into a slutty sex craving maniac.

Sasuke mumbled his "Sorry" and reached to continue his favorite pastime.

The blonde glared and slapped that perv's hand away, "Don't. Stupid perv asshole."

Said perv asshole started to sulk.

Seeing that, Naruto was feeling nighty pleased with himself. He felt happy that he was able to fend off the man's advances for once.

Right until he saw the bastard smirk his evil smirk. He followed Sasuke's line of sight to his crotch. Naruto was aroused.

"No! No! It's not what you think!"

But his words fell on deaf ears as Sasuke pounced on the poor blonde who was in for a long, long night.

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