Weiss Reacts to Recaps, Part 2!
A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Firstly, happy 50th chapter! *blows party horns*
Secondly, happy 80k views! :DDDDDD
Thirdly, a shout out to Half-Blind Otaku for referring to Weiss Reacts in his story 'Diary of Glynda Goodwitch'- an interesting concept, again much better written than mine- and you're awesome!
Now, I'll be resuming our recap from last chapter!
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Credit to the creators and writers of all anime, games and fanfics referred to here.
Previously on Weiss Reacts...
"I know that one. The one by that ElfCollaborator idiot?"
"Hm...wait, FORTY-NINE CHAPTERS?!"
"You're all perverts!"
"Being a troll requires you to not believe what insanity you're spouting or to at least be saying it with the intent of pissing someone off, not, y'know, actually believing it."
"I'll have you know that the way of Yang does NOT recommend cheating! Only shenanigans!"
"Pfft. Are you trying to say I'm not manly enough to be a badass?"
"...I still couldn't believe that Xiao Long wrote something well."
"...he really does look like a girl when he's dressed like one."
"Why was there CATNIP at an ANIME CONVENTION?!"
"Sorry, his BACKSIDE being kicked! Happy now, bluenose?"
"SHUT UP!" Weiss shouted at Ruby, who giggled. "I DID NOT RECORD VELVET'S HORRIBLE RAPPING!"
Just then, Weiss' phone went off. The familiar voice of Velvet's rapping about her being an ensemble darkhorse queen of Yanderes went off. Blake and Yang broke out in laughter.
"I did nothing~" The brawler laughed. "You just really liked Velvet's rapping."
"Idiot!" Weiss huffed. "J-Just continue reading this peasant's story, alright?!"
"Dust, Weiss, you seem angry." Blake remarked sarcastically.
"LIKE DUST I AM NOW READ THE FIC BEFORE I GO STEAL YOUR TUNA STASH!"
"Don't you dare." Blake glared at her. Weiss smirked. "Then quit being a tea-"
"You steal my tuna, I steal your sorbet."
"...you monster..." The heiress looked away, blushing. Blake smirked.
"Don't mess with a girl's tuna."
"J-just read the fic...monster..." Weiss moved the chapter over. She didn't want her beloved sorbet stolen.
"OH DUST NOT THIS FIC!" Weiss blushed. She was referring to the fic 'Bedside Manner'- and to the vaguely romantic moments her and Ruby had while reading it.
"What, embarrassed?" Yang giggled.
"...c-convinced that this w-will never happen." Weiss huffed. "B-besides, Ruby would n-never get ill a-and if she did, I-I would never take care of her like that."
"Riiiight. You being you, you'd probably improve on your story self's methods~ I see~"
"...cute..." Ruby was in bliss right now, imagining an embarrassed, red-cheeked Weiss serving her soup and denying she cared about her while asking her about the soup in the same sentence.
"Nah, I'd say you had a huge crush on Ruby."
"I TOLD YOU I DON'T!" The heiress shrieked. "Screw this chapter!" She moved over, while Ruby squeed and the catgirl and brawler broke out, laughing.
In this chapter, Weiss and the gang read a fanfic about a bad self-insert, before proceeding to meet someone who fitted the entire profile of one.
Weiss' bemusement was much, before it got out of hand with his entitled behavior.
"Pfft. What chance did THAT idiot have?" Weiss scoffed.
"Nope. Nada." Yang responded.
"Thank you, you- wait, I just jinxed it, didn't I?" The heiress grumbled.
"Well, you've all but sworn your heart to Ruby and Jaune, so-"
"Perverts...you're all trying to get me into some perverted threesome with a bunch of idiots." Weiss blushed, glaring at Yang.
"Nah, just trying to hasten the natural process."
Blake studied the screen, chuckling. "I still don't understand how he got Ea. Gilgamesh doesn't usually leave that thing lying around."
"Yeah, me neither." Ruby shrugged. "Hey, didn't you use that for Neko-Lagann?"
"A prototype. It went wrong." Blake sighed. "Heh, and he tried to beat up Jaune with that, too. What an idiot."
"Yeah, you're right." The crimsonette nodded. "Jaune would totally own him."
"Yeah. Crappy self-inserts can't win against unlucky everymen. Especially unlucky everymen who have every girl in the school in their harem." The catgirl mused.
"Quit lying, Weiss. I can smell your attraction to-"
In this chapter, team JNPR reads Dear Fanfiction.
Self-explanatory. Surprising lack of Weiss rage. Unfortunately.
Blake was attempting not to gush; she'd met Mr. and Mrs Arc. Them resembling two of the main characters from Gurren Lagann, the catgirl was, of course, amazed.
"...I need to talk to Jaune's dad..." Blake sighed dreamily. "He acts so much like Ka-"
"You're obsessed with Kamina, Blake." Yang sighed. "You DO realise Simon was the main character, right?"
"Yes, but he taught him how to be a badass...I just want to follow in his footsteps!"
"So a half-naked idiot who relies on his buddy to help him out and the one time he screws up, he dies?" Weiss raised her eyebrow.
"Hmph." The catgirl crossed her arms. "I still call bull on that."
Ruby giggled. "And as usual, Nora has the best reaction to her letter."
"So narcissistic and assuming everyone wants to have her children, obsessed with sloths, bodily injury and pancakes and jumping out of the window like a bad parody of a superhero?" The heiress sarcastically remarked.
"You have no taste."
"And Pyrrha's is just adorable." Yang laughed. "Her antic attempts are soooooo easy to counter...it's like taking Jaune from a crying schoolgirl."
"You already did that, didn't you?" Blake remarked.
"Sssshhh, we're not at that part yet!"
"Pyrrha, a damsel in distress?" Weiss scoffed. "More like the person stupid enough to put Pyrrha in that position BEING in distress."
"Right." Ruby nodded. "It's like she's a ninja! With a spear! And fanservice everywhere!"
"She does dress pretty skimpily, for a girl like her." The heiress mused. "I wonder why?"
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Beacon...
Pyrrha was in a black bra and panties, in front of the mirror in her dorm bathroom. Ren, Nora and Jaune were out that day, searching for the particular brand of pancakes Nora loved before the girl went crazy and locked herself in the dorm with sloths again, and so she had it to herself.
She held two pieces of clothing in front of her. One was her normal armor, and the other one was exactly the same, only the front was lower cut.
"Hm..." She mused as she held the two in front of her for comparison. "Which one would impress Jaune-kun more? The one that shows more or the one that shows less?
I feel so...weird." Pyrrha shuddered. "It's like...I'm turning into Yang.
Eh." She shrugged. "Anything for Jaune-kun...anything that makes him notice me..." The girl blushed.
For all her professionalism and skill in battle, Pyrrha was still an absolute sucker for Jaune.
Back in RWBY dorm...
"Shenanigans, shenanigans and more shenanigans." Weiss grumbled.
"I'm surprised that his first choice for his daughter's name is Euphemia and not Harley. Or Nora." Yang raised an eyebrow.
"Uh..." Blake declined to comment on the 'indecent things' Ren was hinting at.
"Six kids..." Ruby chuckled. "Well, Nora'll certainly be having fun."
"...even Ren is a pervert..." Weiss sighed. "Is there NOBODY WHO IS NOT A PERVERT IN THIS DEVIANT SCHOOL?!"
"Nope." The brawler shut her down. "Even Ozpin's got a Rin fetish."
"And Goodwitch has an Ozpin fetish." Blake chuckled.
"NO NO NO NO NO" Weiss shook her head hurriedly. "WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW OKAY?!"
In this chapter, Weiss reacted to her fans in the RWBY fandom.
That day, her rage was surprisingly less than normal.
"Okay, I refuse to reread this chapter full of shenanigans! MOVING ON!" The heiress tried to move on.
"Why not?!" Blake looked at her.
"Because it is full of lies and antics and stupidity!" Weiss grumbled. "Seriously...Jaune being the king of harems, people wanting Velvet to kidnap me, writing indecent fanart of me and my comrades...pfft." She shook her head. "What a sane lot my fans are..."
"You can't say you don't like the fans." Ruby said. "Who wouldn't?"
"If my fans are i-idiots like you, no."
"You have a crush on said idiot." Blake shot back.
"SHUT UP! I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! LET US READ THIS CHAPTER-"
"NO WE'RE MOVING ON" This time, it was Yang who attempted to move it on, shoving Weiss out of the way and moving the chapters forward.
"Sorry! I want to see this chapter, okay?!" The brawler moved on.
Blake raised her eyebrow. "What's her problem?" Ruby and Weiss shrugged. Even they didn't know what would embarrass Yang that much that she hid it from them.
In this chapter, Weiss played Starbound.
It went as well as you might expect.
"NO!" Weiss shouted. "Y-you rigged it?!"
"Well, not Velvet appearing." Yang shrugged. "Everything else, though..."
"It was hilarious setting that all up." Blake smirked. "You were so angry..."
"YOU IDIOTS!" The heiress shouted. "WHY?!"
"Because it's fun to practice our antics on you?" The brawler grinned.
"I HATE YOU TWO! YOU-RUBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Weiss looked, confused and annoyed, at Ruby, who had her arms around her waist, hugging her.
"I'm sorry but I needed to hug you! You're so huggable right now~"
"I AM NOT HUGGABLE! I AM NOT CUTE! I AM NOT MOE!"
"Riiiiight." The catgirl remarked. "Do you want an alphabetical, chronological or randomized list of the evidence and incidents you've ever made yourself any of the above?"
"You're all conspiring against me." The heiress muttered. "Rigging Starbound...which is stupidly hard anyway, seriously, dumping me with a crappy matter manipulator and a broken sword in a world that kills me- yes, even BUBBLES KILL ME- and then Velvet comes in and murders everyone, being Velvet..."
"That was the best way that could've ended." Yang shrugged. "Pretty awesome how she tracked everyone down and killed us all like it was some slasher flick."
"That's just unnerving." Ruby shuddered.
"Idiot." Weiss grumbled. "And then you modded the game with various shenanigans and insanity which I can't make heads or tails of too, Xiao Long?!"
"I love Avali!" Yang pouted. "They HAVE to be a canon race!"
"...idiot..." Weiss sighed.
The group moved through the chapters, commenting on them and talking about them.
"...I am disappointed that Pyrrha liked that fic." Weiss sighed.
"Because Jaune ends up with Pyrrha or because she made you read it with her?" Yang teased.
"Just asking a question, Weiss-hime~ Dust, you don't have to deny the truth if you don't want to say it~"
"Go be a deviant somewhere else."
"Oh, MORE of this crappy pairing!" The heiress threw her hands up in the air. "I already had to sit through that crappy PyrrhaxJaune fic and now I have to watch them get MARRIED?!"
"Weiss and Jaune, sitting in a tree," Blake and Yang sang in unison. "K-I-"
"OH HOW IMMATURE!"
"You're not the one who had to watch her read it." Yang grumbled. "I risked harming my perf hair doing that."
"...how would a three way marriage work..." Ruby rubbed her chin.
"You deserve that, and WHAT?!" The heiress looked at Ruby in surprise.
"...you monster..." Yang pouted.
"You idiots always ruin my holidays..." The heiress glared at Yang and Blake.
"Correction; we improve it for everyone."
"Tch." Weiss scoffed. "Even in fanfic, you still act like idiots. Skimping on a gift just so you can save Lien, Yang?"
"What?" Yang responded. "I'm not RICH, you know!"
"Actually, you have-"
"...I still don't understand how this author could say I'd stoop to extortion..." Weiss sighed in irritation.
"I REFUSE TO COMMEMORATE MY LOSS TO OZPIN!" Weiss shouted.
"Teemo's such bull." Blake grumbled.
"How do you think I feel?" Yang sighed. "I was playing Shyvana!"
"Ozpin's surprisingly good..." Ruby admitted. "Although Goodwitch being in the Vytal LCS makes so much sense."
"More crossover shenanigans from Yang. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I RESEMBLE CHII IN ANY WAY!" Weiss complained.
"It's just an idea, Weiss." Yang shrugged. "Chii's a different kind of moe from you."
"...I kinda want to see a RWBY visual novel now." Blake mused. "It'd be fun."
"Huh?" Ruby tilted her head.
"And HOW COULD I BE COMPARED TO SHIZUNE?!" Weiss protested.
"I got Emi~" Yang giggled.
"Discovering our Semblances was a magical time..." Blake mused.
"Still can't believe this author dared to portray me as so immature..." Weiss grumbled.
"I did NOT cheat like that!" Yang scoffed. "Again, the Yang way is shenanigans, not cheating!"
"Riiiight." Blake grumbled. "And apparently I'm still an emo.
Kenshin and Kamina taught me how to stand up like a true badass."
"And yet you lack any hint of badass." The heiress remarked.
"I'm a ninja catgirl. What part of that isn't badass?"
"Yang, you're such a perverted deviant idiot!" Weiss complained. "Really, even when reading the fluffiest Yang x Blake fic ever, you STILL think like a pervert?!"
"It was worth it trying to get you to go on a date with Ruby." The brawler smirked. "Now I can have my lewd Blake fantasies as much as I like~"
"WHAT?!" Blake blushed at her.
"Relax, I have my lewd Jaune fantasies too...and my lewd Ren fantasies..." Yang giggled.
"THIS CHRISTMAS STORY WAS A COMPLETE LIE!" Weiss complained. "I DON'T EVEN LIKE RUBY! AND MY FATHER SHIPS ME WITH HER FOR SOME REASON!"
"...I'm kinda sad that it didn't actually happen." Yang sighed. "Whoever this GN Over-Kite guy is, he's got a good idea for how to set Weiss and Ruby up.
If only he also helped out planning Jaune as well..."
"Point taken." Blake shrugged. "And Velvet, NOT horribly murdering people trying to kill her? Amusing."
"Well, I know what I'm doing next Christmas." Yang laughed. Ruby looked up at her. "Y-you would-"
"For you, Rubes."
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Weiss glared at her.
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
"THESE IDIOT FANS THINK I HAVE ISSUES?! THEY HAVE ISSUES! BEING A BUNCH OF PERVERTS, FOR ONE!" The heiress shrieked.
"...so, following in your footsteps?" Yang remarked. "Seriously, a bunch of fans keep messaging me for Beacon's address so they can mail you shark dolls-"
"WHAT KIND OF STALKERS ARE THEY?!"
"Uh, the kind who love to see you melt down in front of shark dolls?"
"AND WHOEVER THIS ELFCOLLABORATOR IS, HE IS A LYING, PERVERTED, WEIRD IDIOT! Following me around and recording my responses...w-what an idiot. I-It's not as if I ENJOY my fans reading about me..."
"Jaune still owes me for saving him." Yang smiled. "He still owes me..."
"His Semblance is the most useless Semblance for combat ever." Weiss complained. "I mean, how does attracting a harem help out in any way?!"
"Perhaps he could make the Grimm turn into cute girls in costumes and fall in love with him." Yang shrugged, as the other three members of her team looked at her weirdly.
"What? I've read those weird fanfics."
"I'm kinda surprised that Jaune would complain about having so many girls in love with him, considering what he was like back in the day." Blake shrugged.
"I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS HUMILIATION!"
"What?" Ruby looked at her weirdly.
"THIS HUMILIATION OF ANTICS AND STUPIDITY..." Weiss seethed. "I REFUSE TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS RED VERSUS BLUE OR WHATEVER AGAIN!"
"Hehehe..." Blake chuckled. "The rage..."
"Okay moving on!" Yang moved the chapter on before Weiss or Ruby could read it.
"I will take Sharkie-chan if you question me now, Weiss." Yang muttered. "You got it?"
"..." Weiss backed down. Yang moved to the next chapter.
'Dodged a bullet there...' She wiped her brow in relief. 'I'd probably not escape if she found out about my antics... much as I hate to admit that she can probably kick my backside-
Oh, great, now I'm turning into a bluenose!'
"Watching our relationships with everyone..." Blake chuckled.
"Pyrrha and Roman, though..." Weiss scratched her head. "That makes no sense."
"None of this makes sense, really." Ruby looked confused. "Why would Penny get her nails painted? Doesn't she, like, have camouflaged nails or something?"
"I hate my dad for dragging me out to the beach..." Weiss grumbled.
"What, sad because we beat you at volleyball?" Blake teased.
"With a giant MECHA?!"
"Siegfried's awesome." Yang laughed. "He's just like an overgrown kid...only he looks awesome."
"Yes, my father is childish. What of it?"
"He's also awesome." Ruby smirked.
"Not you too!"
"ROARK IS A BROKEN GYM LEADER!" Weiss complained.
"You still suck at Pokemon, Weiss." Blake retorted.
"How did you lose to Roark?" Ruby inquired.
"I-he's a broken idiot!"
"You could have gotten a Machop..." Yang informed her. "Those things-"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THOSE?! I LOOKED SO STUPID!"
"Bringing our weapons to life...what kind of an insane person would even think about that?!" Weiss remarked.
"That guy was awesome." Yang chuckled. "I still don't like that my Ember Celica was a bratty kid..."
"I got a bishonen." Ruby shrugged. "I don't really like bishonens."
"WHY COULDN'T WE TRADE?!" Yang protested.
"...that's just...kinky..." Blake tilted her head.
"HUH?!" The group collectively looked at her weirdly.
"Nothing." She shrugged. "Just a thought."
The group finally finished reading the entirety of the fanfic, leaning back in their chairs, satisfied with that waste of time.
"Review?" Yang asked.
"I'll do it." Ruby nodded. "Better I do it than Weiss."
"Because you'll rage about it."
"I'm just going to tell the truth about his insane stalking antics!"
"Pfft." Ruby shrugged. "You know you love it."
While Weiss and Ruby bickered, Blake did the review instead.
...I need to learn how you do that. Seriously, how do you follow us and make Weiss so funny?
"I DO NOT LOVE IT!" The heiress vehemently denied her like for the attention, while Ruby pressed her constantly, stating she did.
Blake slipped out, sighing. "I'll go get some snacks. Yang, you-"
"Nah." She shrugged. "I'm too busy getting too much of this~" She giggled at the arguing.
Blake sighed and walked out, smiling.
She really liked the way things were. They were pretty good.
A/N: LOOOOONG. And done!
A shoutout to all of you guys; whether you're authors of the stories I featured, creators of the games I mentioned, reviewers, the people who favourited and followed me, a casual reader, or even just an anon who looks at this story once, reads it, laughs and moves on, thank you, for giving me the motivation to write this much! You're all awesome!
And again, happy 50th chapter to Weiss Reacts! Wooo!
Next chapter will be the long awaited Weiss Reacts to Songfics, and then afterwards, Wrathie Winsre's 'Pieces Out of Line'!" Yeaaaaaah~
So, I hope you guys enjoyed that trip down nostalgia lane, leave your reviews, suggestions, ideas, criticisms and thoughts, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!
Blake was walking down across the corridor, down to the tuna sandwich vending machine- she'd always wondered when Ozpin had installed one of those.
"Hm...those are a fairly good idea..." She licked her lips at the thought, before stopping.
She'd seen something very weird.
"Whoa...is that..." Blake tilted her head, before her eyes widened in realisation.
It was Norn, the Persocom replica she'd constructed. She was lying there, powered down, her eyes closed, next to a pile of green Dust.
Green Dust she recognized as...
"...Life Dust?" Blake looked suspicious.
"...where did this come from?" She looked around for any sign of where it came from...before sniffing the air.