Chapter 1: A Series of Unfortunate Events

This story is by Titansoul123 and cherryblossomslushi.

If we owned Teen Titans, it would still be playing and A lot of Bbrae.

This chapter was written by Titansoul123, and edited by Cherryblossomslushi.

Slade sat in his study, thinking of a plan to destroy the Teen Titans. He swiveled in his chair, looking around the dark room for some inspiration. If only he could break them somehow...

He grinned. He could take them down one by one, slowly, painfully. So that way, they will be weaker, more fearful.

Therefore, easier to kill. He has been fighting the Teen Titans for a while now, and he has to take them down now.

After all, he has other plans.


The team filed into the tower. They had defeated the Hive and Plasmus that day, and were exhausted. Raven instantly disappeared below the floor and into the bathroom, wanting to get rid of the Plasmus goo and heal her wounds right away.

The remaining four sat on the semi-circle red couch and anxiously- yet patiently- waited. Robin got up and hooked the bat communicator to the computer. Today is one of those days where Batman checks up on Robin, or just to say hi. In exactly three minutes he is going to call.

See, the Teen Titans had always known when Batman was going to call.

"RAVEN HURRY UP! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS BATMAN!" Beastboy shouted. Raven walked into the living room glaring at Beastboy. Her hair was still soaken wet, and she was in a simple white Tee shirt and some gym shorts.

"Don't hurry me ever again." She warned, plopping down on the couch. The Tv came to life, showing Batman sitting in front of it. He was eating pancakes.

Next to him was Batgirl, occassionally stealing some of Batman's pancakes. She was smiling into the camera.

"Hey Robbie!" She greeted.

"Hi."

"You guys look disgusting. What happened?" Batman said, in between bites of his pancake. Batgirl reached for another, but Batman slapped her hand away.

"We fought Plasmus and the Hive." Beastboy anxiously answered, practically shaking with excitement.

"What is Plasmus made out of? Shi-"

"Alfred has your pancakes BG." Batman quickly interrupting Batgirl in her little comment. Batgirl rolled her eyes and quickly snatched a pancake before going off to fetch her own.

"HI BATMAN!" Starfire shouted as she flew up to the screen and grinned at it. Batman smirked.

"Hi Robin's girlfriend. How are you?" He asked, purposely making Robin embarrassed. The world heard about the 'famous kiss' in Tokyo, thanks to Cyborg and his blackmailing abilities.

"I am the great! Cyborg is teaching me and Raven how to cook your earth foods!... Speaking of food, my gloopnok pudding is done.." Starfire wandered off to the kitchen to fetch her pudding, and the other four titans visibly paled.

"Raven, you can't cook?" Batman asked curiously.

"Nope. The last time she cooked it was crispy on the outside and runny on the inside. We had to give Starfire all of our pancakes because she was the only one that liked them." Beastboy said, ignoring the glare he had earned from Raven.

"Eww." Batman said. Raven glared at him also and he frowned. " Did I say that out loud?" He asked, and decided to stuff a pancake into his mouth.

"Well, I have to go. I'm in the middle of Mr. J." He said, before signing out.

"Friends! Please try some of my gloopnok pudding!" She flew over with a bowl full of the stuff and set it on the coffee table. She poured it on five paper plates and handed it to each one of the team.

"Umm, my meal is throbbing." Raven said, slowly pushing the plate to the middle of the table.

"Is the pudding supposed to glow?" Beastboy asked, looking at his plate.

"Yes, friend Beastboy." Starfire answered, her voice sorta muffled by the pudding she had in her mouth.

"Oh. I'ma go get something to drink to go with it." Beastboy picked up the plate and headed off to the kitchen, where he dropped the pudding in the trash when Starfire wasn't looking. Cyborg looked at his meal. He stared at it for the longest time till an eye in the pudding blinked back at him, and he ran to the bathroom to empty the contents in his mouth.

Robin forced a spoonful of the pudding into his mouth, trying not to vomit right there on the spot.

"What is this meal made out of, Star?" He asked for his health. He wanted to know how much medical attention he would need after this.

"Glurtlescales, Zorgaberries, ghofet yogurt, and some left over earth food I found in Beastboy's room." She answered happily.

At that, Robin vomited.


After they made Robin clean up his vomit, they were off to bed.

It was around one O'clock in the morning when Raven woke up. She looked around her room frantically due to the scream that had woken her up. She pulled on her cloak and opened her door and peeked her head out. There was no one, just darkness.

Yet she heard a scream. She stepped out of her room and looked around, trying to sense if their was another presence in the area. She found nobody, but she did hear a thump right down the hall, near Beastboy's room. She heard no more screaming, but she could have sworn it sounded like Starfire.

She walked towards Beastboy's room, feeling uneasy.

Her eyes widened at what she saw.

A sladebot was dragging Beastboy's sleeping body. It looked at her, like a deer caught in headlights. She stared back, before recovering from her shock.

"Azarath Metrion Zin-!" Someone tackled her from her side and pinned her down to the ground, fighting her. The sladebot was winning.


At The Batcave

Batgirl was bored. She didn't know what to do. Her eyes traveled to Batman's computer.

Moments later, she was once again calling Robin. The computer fizzed into the tower. She heard various thumps and muffled screams.

"Um..Hello?"She asked. A shadowed man appeared on the screen, and then the screen fizzed out and the call ended. She stared at the screen in disbelief.

"BATMAN!"


Batgirl jumped on the island, her cape billowing in the air behind her. She tucked in her strawberry blonde hair behind her ear, and walked up to the front door. No alarms sounded, seeing as it was broken. She entered through the front doors, looking left and right. Furniture was everywhere- upside sown, slashed at, a totally different setting than when they called earlier. Batman had sent her to check out what is happening. She walked down the hall, and she was shocked at what she saw.


Raven woke up to see herself in a white room, no furniture whatsoever. It was completely white, the only other color was the oufit she had on.

"I'm glad to see you're awake Raven, and I can not wait to see you suffer in the arena also." A voice said that made shivers roll down her spine. She whipped her head around to see a Tv with an image of Slade in it.

"Let us go." She said through clenched teeth, glaring at Slade with white eyes. She was panicking, confused of where the others were, what Slade was up to. She quickly suppressed these questions whirling around her head and put on her serious expression, demanding answers from Slade. She could almost see him smiling under that mask.

"You will be soon enough. You will be able to run free in the arena, that is if you don't die." He said all business like.

"What are you talking about?" Raven straightened up, her expression shifting to suspicious.

"You will be informed of that later on. But right now, don't you want to see your opponents?" Slade asked. Before she could reply, a door opened with a slight creaking noise in the corner of the room. Raven blinked in surprise, not noticing the door before. Cautiously she stood up and walked over,took off her cloak and threw it out the door for safety, just in case Slade was planning to throw a boulder on her right when she stepped out. Marking that it was safe, she stepped out and put her cloak back on, and walked down the small hallway, only small enough that only one person could go, one by one.

When she reached the end, she opened the door to a room full of honorary titans, heroes. She was confused and adrenaline pumped through her veins as she scowered the room.

"RAVEN YOU'RE OKAY!" Beastboy ran up to her and hugged her with a big grin on his face.

"Do you guys know what's going on?" She asked, shrugging off Beastboy, but giving him a small smile.

"No.. HE won't tell us." Robin's voice grew cold as he recalled the rude wake-up call.

"Who else is here?"

"So far, all we know, it's just us. But Beastboy said he's picking up other scents behind the wall so.." Cyborg drifted off as he fiddled with his arm.

"Raven?" A small voice asked, and Raven felt tugging on her cloak, only to look down to see three very frightened looking children, but also happy to see her.

Melvin, Timmy, and Teether.