mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest - prologue

mario was lounging in princess peach's castle again, waiting for an audience and eating spaghetti, his favorite food. princess peach left her chambers looking smug and smugly said to him, "Im tired of you being useless and fat! if you want to stay in the castle any longer, youll have to pay for your keep or else leave the kingdom! besides ive found a NEW MAN to be my hero!" and she whistled. walugi's skinny, ugly torso came walking out and his ugly nose twitched. she said, "this is my new hero! hes ugly as a rats ass but hes much more loyal and he doesnt eat as much! waluijew, take him out!" waluigi's nose twitched angrily and he screamed, "ITS WALUIGI OYU DUMB FAT BITCH" but he complied and punched mario in the face which made him fly through the wall and all the way out of the city, right next to the gates. he would have to earn his keep... by taking raking the ground next to the walls! this was terrible, and he knew that he needed advice. he looked to the castle and saw princess peach and waluigi walking away to the throne room, through the hole in the wall that he made.d

He wandered until he came to the house of geromy, his long time friend and brother in arms, who had given him advice on the last adventure, in which he had been THE NEW FRIEND. geromy told him that he needed to find his inner taco party quest, but mario didnt know what a taco is, so geromy said, "find your inner spagetti party quest, bnecasuse thats more apropriate. then kill the jew, TAKE THE PRINCESS!" he then screamed, "THE BIG MAN... HAS THE GIRL". mario left happy from geromy's advice and headed towards the desert to do soul seeking. he didnt know what an inner spaghetti party quest was, but he would SOON FIND OUT...