Capitolrebel13: this was inspired by a post on Tumblr. I may add more chapters just cause there are a lot of funny autocorrects to miss with.


Bloody… Moriarty just blew his brains out. Why? Damn it, I don't have time to deduce why. I whip my phone and type LAZARUS and send it to my brother. Where is John? I scan the area but no sign of him. My phone beeps and I look down.

LAZARD PUS IS GO– MH

Ummmmm…

WAIT, WHAT?– SH

What plan is that? No, this can't be a plan. I look back up. No sign of John yet. People are starting to notice me. Most of them are my Homeless Network which I should be thankful that actual bystanders haven't called the police yet.

LAZY RUST IS GO– MH

Oh, I see what's wrong.

FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT–MH

I can't stop myself from stepping off the ledge, laughing. Autocorrect. Mycroft as never had problems with autocorrect. In fact now that I think about it, no one has had autocorrect problems with me before. Now I see why John laughs at them. My phone beeps again.

DON'T JUMP UNTIL I SPELL IT RIGHT– MH

Of course not, I wouldn't dream of ruining your prefect system. What was it John said at the end of the very first case we were on? No giggling at a crime scene? Something like that and I suppose this is a crime scene now. I swallow hard to try to stop but a few giggles still escape my lips.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MYCROFT?– SH

There he is. John. My John, my blogger, my friend. My only friend. I don't want to leave you, I really don't. But Moriarty's network needs to be brought down. I'll miss you but don't worry I will be– My phone beeps again destroying my train of thought.

JUST TELL JOHN TO STAY PUT– MH

Thanks brother mine. I was middle of my first, and probably only, sentimental moment in my life and you ruined it. My phone starts to ring.