The Chipmunks and Chipettes Rules and Guidelines
Rule #1: Never leave Alvin and Brittany alone
Simon: The last time they were left alone, the house was destroyed.
Alvin: It wasn't us, there were people in the house while Brittany and I were still in bed.
Simon: Yeah, of course there were, you and Brittany.
Brittany: It's true, check the security footage.
Dave: How did you know about the hidden camera I placed?
Brittany: A picture of Claire out here, Dave, really.
Dave: Dang it, I thought it would work.
Brittany: Well, you had everyone else fooled, but not Alvin and I.
Rule #2: Cussing is not allowed
Alvin: I actually agree with this rule, a lot of people in our school cuss, it gets on peoples nerves.
Simon: For once, I agree with Alvin.
Dave: Someone call Guinness, we might have a new world record.
Brittany: Is sarcasm your best friend, Dave?
Dave: Is it that obvious?
Jeanette: It actually is, Dave, no hard feelings.
Rule #3: Country music is banned from the house
Theodore: It gets on Dave's nerves, and, quite frankly, mine.
Eleanor: I don't blame you at all, none of us do.
Jeanette: It's true.
Simon: It gets on all of our nerves.
Alvin and Brittany: Agreed.
Rule #4: WWE Monday Night Raw is allowed
Alvin: I agree totally, my favorite superstar has got to be Batista.
Brittany: Wow, that's my favorite superstar.
Simon: My favorite superstar has got to be Daniel Bryan.
Jeanette: That's my favorite superstar.
Theodore: My favorite is definitely the Big Show.
Eleanor: Go figure, that's my favorite superstar.
Dave: Mine is Triple H.
Simon: Why Triple H?
Dave: He's the COO of the WWE, and he's been my favorite.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor: BUZZKILL.
Rule #5: Lunchtime with Smosh is allowed
Brittany: They always have something different, each episode.
Alvin: They even ate Indian food.
Simon: Whenever I hear Indian food, I think of the movie R.I.P.D.
Alvin: What does that stand for?
Theodore: Rest In Peace Department.
Alvin: I have to watch that movie sometime over the weekend.
Dave: We're actually going to watch it on Friday.
Jeanette: All of us, Dave?
Dave: Yeah. Why?
Simon: I think it would be best if I sit next to Jeanette during the movie.
Dave: Why is that?
Eleanor: Remember that day we all watched Fireproof.
Dave: Oh, that's right.
Rule #6: The movie Courageous is allowed
Jeanette: Mostly because it's based off of the movie Fireproof.
Simon: Except the movie Fireproof was about marriage, Courageous is about family.
Jeanette: That's true.
Theodore: Courageous is sad to me and Eleanor.
Simon: Why is that?
Theodore: Well, a character dies in the movie.
Jeanette: Oh, that is sad.
Rule #7: The movie Fireproof is allowed
Brittany: It shows what a divorce can do to you and your family.
Alvin: I hope that doesn't happen to us if we ever get married.
Brittany: That's sweet of you Alvin.
Dave: I see some romance coming up.
Alvin and Brittany: SHUT UP!
Rule #8: Smosh quotes are allowed
Theodore: We're addicted to Smosh, no joke.
Eleanor: True that.
Alvin, Simon, Brittany and Jeanette: Amen.
Rule #9: Saying 'Da Fuq' is allowed
Dave: Just don't get it confused.
Alvin: Oh, trust us, we won't
Alvin: I got it
(Alvin approaches door and opens it)
Ian: Guess who?
Dave, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor: Da Fuq.
Rule #10: Ian Hawke is banned
Alvin and Brittany: Amen.
Simon and Jeanette: Hallelujah.
Theodore and Eleanor: Thank the Lord.
Dave: I hear romance.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor: SHUT UP!
Rule #11: The movie R.I.P.D is allowed
Jeanette: It's actually a good movie, even though it has cussing in it, but still it's a good movie.
Simon: So true.
Dave: I'm not going to say anything about this, I'm tired of getting told shut up.
Rule #12: No bringing the babies from childhood development home
Jeanette: It kept me up all night.
Simon: I understand why, but don't they usually have a different class for that.
Brittany: They actually do, a friend of mine had that class.
Alvin: That cry gets on my nerves at night.
Eleanor: It's not our fault, the teacher made us do that.
Theodore: It was for a project.
Alvin: Let me guess, you two got an A+ on it.
Dave: Please don't take that class next year, I'm begging you, please don't take that class.
Theodore and Eleanor: We'll try not to.
Rule #13: No signing up for any class with the same home economics teacher.
Dave, Alvin, Simon, Brittany and Jeanette: Halle-freaking-lujia.
Vinny: About time someone put that rule down.
Alvin, Simon and Theodore: MOM!
Vinny: Hey, boys.
Brittany: Nice to see you again, Vinny.
Vinny: As with you and your sisters, Brittany.
Rule #14: Don't stay up past 10:00 on the weekdays
Brittany: Why did he put that rule down?
Beatrice: Because I told him to.
Dave, Vinny, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor: Beatrice!
Beatrice: Yep, I'm back.
Jakob Anderson: Okay, that tears it, I'm butting in.
Beatrice: Who are you?
Jakob Anderson: The creator of these rules, and their security guard.
Beatrice: Oh, that's right, you're the rent-a-cop Dave hired. What's your name, Jakob is it.
Jakob Anderson: OKAY, THAT'S IT.
Rule #15: Beatrice is banned for life
Beatrice: WHAT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Brittany: Actually, yes, he can.
Alvin: He creates, he can take away so beat that.
Dave: Now, get out of my house, or will Jakob have to force you.
Beatrice: F**k you, Jakob, f**k you.
Jakob Anderson: Watch the language.
Beatrice: Why should I?
Alvin: Rule #2: Cussing is not allowed.
Vinny: How do you remember that rule?
Alvin: I'm the one that suggested it to him.
Vinny: That's smart of you, Alvin.
Alvin: Thank you, I try my hardest.
Simon (mumbling): Yeah, right.
So rules 1-15 are done. If you have any rules that you want to me to put in here, please leave them in a review. Until next time, I am out. Deuces!