A/N: Does it get any stranger than this? AND YOU THOUGHT MY NEKO STORIES WERE BAD!! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Cough* Now for the credits...OLAY!
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato.

The Credits
(To see the actually Holy Grail opening credits, please visit this link: http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/g-titles.htm )
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Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin is the product and property of Watasuki Nobuhiro. We tried sacking him for the credit but he kept yelling ....one of the sacred words the Knights of Wee cannot say.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is property of Monty Python. If we thought otherwise we would be sacked.

--And the majestic tanuki!--

Mywiel Phoenix took Rurouni Kenshin and Monty Python and combined them--

--A tanuki-girl once hit me with a bokken!--

SACK

Sorry for that interruption, the baka has been sacked.

As I was saying, Mywiel Phoenix takes no credit in the characters or original story, she just--

--No, REALLY! I was complaining about how the miso soup wasn't supposed to be green and out of no where a bokken appears and she hits me on the head with it!--

SACK!!

The people responsible for sacking the sacked have just been sacked. Since it cost so much to sack them the credits were finished in a different fashion at last minute at budget cost.

BONZAI!!

Special thanks to:

140 Kyoto Kunoichi

SUSHI!!

200 blubbery Geisha

14 fishbone chewing lackeys

WASABIIII!!!

1 Red haired Oro-man.

and the 15,024 riceballs that gave their life to the making of this film. A memorial will be held for them next Thursday at Shrine Anthrax.

Please enjoy the Show.

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Scene 1

[opening music]
[wind]
[clop clop clop]

King Kenshin: Whoa there, de gozaru yo.

[clop clop clop]

Samurai #1: Halt! Who goes there?

Kenshin: It is Sessha, Kenshin, baka denshi of Hiko Seijuro, from the Dojo of Kamiya. King of the Oros, defeater of the Shinsen Gumi, Sovereign of all Laundry!!!

Samurai #1: Pull the other one!

Kenshin: Sessha is,... and this is my trusty servant Yahiko.

Yahiko [mutters] You'll pay for that Kenshin.

Kenshin: [Ignoring him] We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of samurai and..other people who will join me in my Dojo at Kamiya. I must speak with your lord and master.

Samurai #1: What? Ridden on a horse?

Kenshin: Yes!

Samurai #1: You're using riceballs!

Kenshin: Nani?

Samurai #1: You've got two really burnt and rock hard riceballs and you're bangin' 'em together.

Kenshin: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the city of Tokyo, through--

Samurai #1: Who cooked the riceballs?

Kenshin: Err, no one, de gozaru yo!

Samurai #1: C'mon fess up, which of you is the awful cook?

Kenshin: What do you mean, de gozaru ka?

Samurai #1: Well it had to be one of you who tried to cook those riceballs cuz no woman can do THAT bad.

Kenshin: The greatest of chefs are men and men who are travelling must cook for themselves, yet they are not women?

Samurai #1: Are you suggesting a woman cooked these rice balls?

Kenshin: [Gets image of angry Kaoru] N-N-Not at all. It was me who cooked them.

Samurai #1: What? A king who cooks rock rice balls?

Kenshin: I burnt them!

Samurai #1: You didn't just burn them, you charcoaled them, petrified them and then turned them to stone!

Kenshin: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Kenshin from the Dojo of Kamiya is here?

Samurai #1: Listen. In order to get the rice balls just right, you need to keep a continuous watch on them!

Kenshin: Please, de gozaru yo!

Samurai #1: Am I right?

Kenshin: I'm not interested, de gozaru yo!

Samurai #2: He could get one of those little timer thingies.

Samurai #1: Oh, yeah, a timer really helps, but we're in the 7th century. That's my point, he'd have to watch them.

Samurai #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Kenshin: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my dojo at Kamiya?!

Samurai #1: But then of course a-- you gotta make sure the timer works, you know how reliable batteries are.

Samurai #2: Oh, yeah.

Samurai #1: So, you could still burn the rice balls.

[clop clop clop]

Samurai #2: Wait a minute! Supposing you had someone else watch your rice balls for you?

Samurai #1: No, friends are so unreliable these days.

Samurai #2: Well, simple! You'd pay them!

Samurai #1: With what, your burnt rice balls?

Samurai #2: Well, why not?

Tsuzukeru...

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Oki that's the end of scene one. ^^; I know very stupid. Please give me an R&R tho, I'd love to hear from you muchly! I will try to have the next section up asap! The more reviews you give the more I'll hurry! ^__^

Thankies!

~Mywiel Phoenix