Dear Notebook

I am very tired.

I have not slept in around 4 days. I have been falling asleep at work causing Light-kun to call me Mr Sloth.

The reason is simple.

I was just browsing the internet one day when I came across a story about someone called Jeff. Jeff the Killer.

I found myself unable to stop reading these online horror stories (known as creepypastas) and have been afraid to sleep since...

I think I need proffesional help.

L

Dear Mr Sloth

Ha! Once again I have found your diary! You are all inferiour to the great and mighty Light Yagami!

...sorry.

Who is Jeff the Killer? Is he a seagull.

Light Yagami

Dear Light-kun

...Really?

Is he a seagull? No.

But he is still extremely scary.

Also, I did not hide it. I told you before, I always put it in that drawer.

Stop calling me Mr Sloth.

L

Dear Ryuuzaki

...why did I google creepypasta?!

AH! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

I am scared. I am scared. I am scared.

JEFF IS GOING TO GET ME! HELP!

Light Yagami

Dear Light-kun

While your at it...you should google blue waffles.

L

Dear Ryuuzaki

...

...

...WHY?! YOU ARE SO EVIL!

IT IS NOT A WAFFLE THAT IS BLUE! AH!

Light Yagami

Dear Light-kun

The internet stole my childhood.

The internet is evil...

L

Dear Ryuuzaki

KILL THE INTERNET!

Light Yagami

Dear Light-kun

That was a very Kira-like thing to say...

L

A/N: Sorry for the wait! I have been busy with school, homework and yes, creepypasta! JEFF IS AWESOME! But scary.

I will be updating soon!