I am very tired.
I have not slept in around 4 days. I have been falling asleep at work causing Light-kun to call me Mr Sloth.
The reason is simple.
I was just browsing the internet one day when I came across a story about someone called Jeff. Jeff the Killer.
I found myself unable to stop reading these online horror stories (known as creepypastas) and have been afraid to sleep since...
I think I need proffesional help.
Dear Mr Sloth
Ha! Once again I have found your diary! You are all inferiour to the great and mighty Light Yagami!
Who is Jeff the Killer? Is he a seagull.
Is he a seagull? No.
But he is still extremely scary.
Also, I did not hide it. I told you before, I always put it in that drawer.
Stop calling me Mr Sloth.
...why did I google creepypasta?!
AH! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
I am scared. I am scared. I am scared.
JEFF IS GOING TO GET ME! HELP!
While your at it...you should google blue waffles.
...WHY?! YOU ARE SO EVIL!
IT IS NOT A WAFFLE THAT IS BLUE! AH!
The internet stole my childhood.
The internet is evil...
KILL THE INTERNET!
That was a very Kira-like thing to say...
A/N: Sorry for the wait! I have been busy with school, homework and yes, creepypasta! JEFF IS AWESOME! But scary.
I will be updating soon!