"Hack and slash," Buffy said firmly.

"Could be our new name," Xander said. "Hack and Slash, Inc. Much more twenty-first century than the Watcher's Council of Old Fogeys."

"Hack and slash? Really?" Willow asked. "How does that explain what we do for the world?"

"She's right," Xander said. "We could be killing anybody. Oh, I know: destroy all monsters."

"We're not using the name of a Japanese monster movie."

"Do we really need a mission statement? Because I can so think of better things to be doing with my time." Wilting under Willow's glare, Buffy offered another option. "Don't die?"