I was reading a bunch of Facebook fics by Emily92, who has written a whole series of The Office fics based around Facebook and I got inspired by it. I've been playing with the idea for a few days, but this got me started on not scrapping everything I'd written. That made no sense. Oh well, I figured Andy on Facebook would involve lots of singing, random jokes, things that people probably wouldn't need to know and the occasional rant.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Officeor Facebook or anything mentioned below that somebody owns. Well, probably some, like a Facebook account but still. Enjoy!

Andy Bernard So Kelly Kapoor finally managed to convince me to make a Facebook account!

Kelly Kapoor likes this

Kelly Kapoor Go Andy! :)


Andy Bernard likes a capella

Andy Bernard is now friends with Kelly Kapoor

Andy Bernard is now friends with Kelly Erin Hannon

Andy Bernard is now friends with Jim Halpert


Andy Bernard when I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching bandddd

Kelly Erin Hannon he said "son when you grow up, would you be a saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned?"

Andy Bernard you like MCR? =D

Kelly Erin Hannon who else? Thought you were an a capella sort of guy though

Andy Bernard Everyone could use a bit of Gerard Way in their life

Michael Scott sure ur not gay?

Kelly Erin Hannon Michael!


Andy Bernard is now friends with Angela Martin


Andy Bernard Angela Martin Heyy Angela :)

Angela Martin Hello Andy.


Andy Bernard likes The Lion King

Andy Bernard Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your daysss!

Kelly Erin Hannon you may be perfect

Andy Bernard if anyone's perfect it's you

Kelly Kapoor Get a room! ;)

Kelly Erin Hannon Kelly!

Kelly Kapoor Erin! Call me!

Kelly Erin Hannon Ok :)


Andy Bernard Great lunch with Kelly Erin Hannon today

Kelly Erin Hannon posted on Andy Bernard's wall


Andy Bernard added to the album "Here Comes Treble"

Andy Bernard My college band Here Comes Treble are doing a comeback concert! Y'all should totally come! :)

Kelly Erin Hannon Y'all?

Andy Bernard I felt like changing things from normal :o

Kelly Erin Hannon Okayyy. We still on for lunch?

Andy Bernard Yep! Chinese ok?

Kelly Erin Hannon Chinese would be perfect :D


Andy Bernard made Dunder Mifflin Inc. his current job

Andy Bernard is now friends with Dwight K. Schrute

Andy Bernard Dwight K. Schrute Do you have the new leads yet?

Dwight K. Schrute Nope. Ask your girlfriend

Andy Bernard Girlfriend?

Dwight K. Schrute Kelly Erin Hannon

Kelly Erin Hannon Oh, no! Me and Andy are just friends! :)

Jim Halpert Just as much as Andy didn't make a hole in the wall. Twice.

Andy Bernard In my defence...

Dwight K. Schrute Yes?

Pam Beesly Andy, there's really no defence for that.

Angela Martin She's right.


Andy Bernard is now friends with Michael Scott

Andy Bernard is now friends with Holly Flax

Andy Bernard is now friends with Pam Beesly


Andy Bernard Kelly Erin Hannon I'm bored :(

Kelly Erin Hannon Sameeee :(

Dwight K. Schrute Well, how about you actually do your job, sell some paper, answer some phones instead of talking on Facebook!

Jim Halpert Why are you on Facebook?

Michael Scott Dwight, get to work

Dwight K. Schrute Erin and Andy are the ones talking!

Michael Scott Look through my blinds.

Dwight K. Schrute Ok, why?

Michael Scott Do I look bothered?


Andy Bernard Going back to Connecticut for a month! Gonna be awesome seeing my family but I'm gonna miss everyone back in Scranton :((

Kelly Erin Hannon We'll videochat every day?

Andy Bernard Of course!

Kelly Erin Hannon Tell your parents they have a very charming son ;)

Andy Bernard Stop flattering me, I'll get big headed ;)


Andy Bernard is now friends with Ryan Howard


Andy Bernard Today me and Kelly Erin Hannon had our daily videochat and I was sitting in my living room with my whole family. She was wearing only a tank top and a pair of low shorts. Let's just say my parents now think I hang around with people who dress provocatively

Angela Martin You do...

Andy Bernard You know what, Angela?! I'm done with you!

Angela Martin Ok...

Lucy Bernard If that was your girlfriend, you're a lucky guy, bro!

Kelly Erin Hannon Oh no, we're just friends!

Lucy Bernard Well, he's crazy about you

Jim Halpert It's obvious. He did the 12 days of Christmas for her. It doesn't get more obvious than that

Andy Bernard That was a friend thing. Secret Santa.

Michael Scott u begged for erin...

Dwight K. Schrute You're terrible at hiding your obvious affection for her.

Kelly Erin Hannon guys... this is weird

Kelly Kapoor You guys are totes adorable! Omg!

Kelly Erin Hannon Kelly, meet me in the breakroom. We need to talk.

Andy Bernard Erin, can we talk as well? Call me when you're done with Kelly x

Kelly Kapoor A kiss means he's into you!

Kelly Erin Hannon Kelly!

Kelly Kapoor Sorry Erin.


Andy Bernard is in a relationship with Kelly Erin Hannon.