A/N I don't have beta for these, and English is not my first language, so if you see any errors, please, forgive me. Or even better - point them out to me! ;)

Lessons we learn in life

The pen hadn't been worth stealing, Dean thought at the sound of a flowerpot hitting the pavement below.

"Winchester! I've always doubted you can behave properly in a classroom, but today you've overdone it! We're going to the headmaster, now! And don't forget to mention to him these paper balls you keep on throwing. And that fartbag you placed on my chair ten minutes ago!"

Dean gulped. How could he explain to his history teacher the power of cursed objects?

If I ever lose my pen again, I'll rather write with a bloody crayon than take something from dad's pocket!