Hiya! I wrote this because I'm seriously bored and I'm writing something else but I want to finish the whole thing before I publish it and I think I'm going crazy from lack of posting things. This thing is pretty crap actually, not quite sure why I wrote it. Oh well.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood, Annabeth Chase, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellarka and Gale Hawthorn. Aaaaand Breathe.

Enjoy!

Starbucks

Percy: Why don't we go to Pizza Hut? Hey Grover, they even do Enchiladas!

Grover: Let's g-

Hermione: I'm not hungry actually, let's go to Starbucks

Ron: (Whispering) Harry, what's that?

Harry: (Whispering) it's a Coffee shop, Expensive though

*All walk in and sit down*

Percy: Jacob, what would happen if I hit you with my sword? Are you a monster or not? Because you're not exactly ancient Greek are you? You're a giant Wolf.

Jacob: I don't know, want to try? I'll heal pretty fast

Grover: No! Chiron will go crazy! You can't!

Percy: Fine, what about you and Bella? What would Celestial Bronze do to you guys?

Edward: Probably nothing, we're kind of invincible

Percy: So I am! I bathed in the River Styx, didn't I Grover?

Grover: Yup, Annabeth saved h-

Percy: Shut up man! Anyway, I'm invincible so ha!

Hermione: Did you really see a Manticore? They're supposed to be so dangerous!

Annabeth: It was! It nearly killed me!

Hermione: Can it really speak-

Ron: Oh be quiet Hermione, It's a Saturday!

Hermione: Just because I am talking to someone that is evidently smarter than you! I have finally met someone I can relate to on an intellectual level! No offence Harry

Harry: Considering the fact that I'm not sure what you just said, none taken.

Katniss: (Whispering) Peeta, please can we go, I don't like it here.

Peeta: (Whispering) we can't just leave, that's so rude

Harry: So are you really good with a bow?

Katniss: I'm alright

Ron: What are you good at Peeta?

Peeta: Um..-

Katniss: He's strong, really strong

Ron: That's cool, ever had a Butterbeer? They're so good!

Peeta: How do you make it?

Ron: … Hermione, how do you make Butterbeer?

Hermione: How am I supposed to know? And don't interrupt I'm talking to Annabeth!

Ron: I don't know, I'll ask Winky when I get back to Hogwarts

Gale: Winky?

Ron: House Elf, she works in the Kitchens at Hogwarts

Annabeth: Do they get paid?

Hermione: No! No they don't and it's so cruel!

Annabeth: So they work for nothing? That is so unfair!

Hermione: Exactly. Would you like to join S.P.E.W? It stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.

Annabeth: Yes please!

Ron: Oh bloody Hell, It's like she's another Hermione, that one

*Waitress comes over*

Waitress: What will you all be having today?

Hermione: Cappuccino please

Waitress: And you sir?

Ron: Pumpkin Juice, thanks

Waitress: Excuse me?

Harry: Sorry about him, we'll have two more cappuccinos please

Katniss: Do you have any Beef Stew?

Waitress: Like, in a little pot? I.. I think so

Peeta: What about bread?

Waitress: Plain bread? Sure… you don't want like. .. Toasted or anything?

Peeta: No that's okay

Gale: You got any Squirrel? Or even deer?

Waitress: N.. No. We sell chicken sandwiches … if you one of those?

Gale: Sure.

Bella: Edward and I don't want anything, thanks (Smirks)

Jacob: I'll have two toasted cheese sandwiches, two blueberry muffins and a can of Dr Pepper please

Waitress: Um.. I thought your friends weren't hungry?

Jacob: No, It's all for me

Waitress: Oh, sorry… sir

Percy: I'll just have a coke. Blue Coke that is.

Waitress: We don't sell blue coke, we have Vanilla or regular? If you want that?

Percy: Ugh, fine. Vanilla.

Annabeth: I'll have a Blue Tea please

Waitress: Okay and Sir?

Percy: So you have Blue Tea but you don't have Blue-

Grover: Shut up Percy, It's my turn! I'll have some enchiladas and a can of root beer

Waitress: We don't do Enchiladas! This is a coffee shop! Pick something else please…. Sir.

Grover: Can I have a slice of chocolate cake then?

Waitress: Okay so it's three cappuccinos, beef stew in a little pot, a slice of bread, one chicken sandwich, two toasted cheese sandwiches, two blueberry muffins, a can of Dr Pepper, one vanilla coke, one blue tea, a can of root beer and a slice of chocolate cake?

Percy: Yup

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