First, I would like to say that every one of these characters as well as their "stories" were made up by me. Any similarities that they may hold to anyone's OC is nothing more than pure coincidence. I simply used common Sues as inspiration.

Should you have any characters or stories similar to any one of these, don't feel bad. Everyone's been guilty of it at least once, I know I have. Some of these (which ones are pretty much obvious) you could probably even get away with. But you'd better be a damn good writer.

This was made purely for shits and giggles, anyone who's read Irony Chan's "Mary-Sue Alphabet" knows what I mean. That was what inspired me. Lastly, I can honestly say I'm not exactly a "poet". So I apologize if my rhyming might be off, even if it's just a little.


~ A Naruto Mary-Sue Alphabet ~


A is for Amaya,
a very common name.
Many Sues are named this,
and they're all the same.
Hyper and loving,
sweet and kind,
Sues like this
are not hard to find.
She's paired with Naruto,
which is not a surprise.
He is the main character,
she needs the best of guys.

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B is for Botan,
the powerful dear.
Began Academy at six,
then left the same year.
Itachi and Kakashi?
Better than them.
She could be a Kage,
the question is when.
Incredibly strong,
powers sparkly-poo.
Gets what she wants
cause she's kawaii-desu!

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C is for Chihiro,
the shy little thing.
Best friend is Hinata,
so to her she will cling.
Twiddling her thumbs
is what she will do.
Hm, that sound familiar,
can you say deja vu?
A carbon copy Hinata?
No, they don't stutter the same.
That has to be different,
"O-otherwise t-t-that w-would be l-l-l-lame..."

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D is for Demiya
the bad ass chick.
She's super scary,
frightens the Akatsuki clique.
She takes over as leader
cause she beat up Pein.
She's homicidal and ruthless,
just bat-shit insane!
They all do what she says
without a hitch.
Even Konan, cause
she made her her bitch.

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E is for Emiko,
A Princess of a clan.
She has no memory,
but is known through the land.
Accepted by Konoha,
adopted by Hiruzen,
she's chased by assassins and
can't seem to lose them.
Her clan is wiped out,
her old village made up.
And there is no doubt
that she's a Sue, yup.

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F is for Fumi,
she had a rough life.
Her parents hated her,
mom tried to kill her with a knife.
Battered and beaten,
raped and bruised.
You're suppose to pity her,
but you'd just be amused.
Past worse than Sasuke's
and Naruto's combined,
seems boundaries of the angst
were never defined.

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G is for Gin,
and the size of her chest.
Attracting the boys
is what she does best.
The girls are all jealous
since they don't look like her.
But she doesn't care,
"They're all just bitter!"
All of the boys
fight for her love,
and all this attention
she won't grow sick of.

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H is for Hima,
and her story's a mess.
She's an Uchiha,
Sasuke's sister no less!
During the massacre
she didn't hide,
she didn't run,
but at least she cried.
Itachi left her alive
instead of another,
all cause he loved her
more than his brother.

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I is for Inoko,
Ino's fraternal twin sister.
She's on Team Ten,
yup, this story's a twister.
Love interest's Shikamaru
since Chouji is fatter.
What about Temari?
Guess she doesn't matter.
This story has typos
and the grammar is bad.
But funny, the author says,
"It's the best one I've had!"

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J is for Juho,
a hero of sorts.
Her head band's her shirt,
she wears super small shorts.
She's learned every jutsu
and has all the natures,
when the readers complain
they're all labeled as "haters".
She has Sharingan, Byakugan,
Rinnegan, and Sage Mode.
The hax in this story
is just a crap load.

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K is for Katana,
she's perfect you see.
She's clearly what the author
wishes to be.
She's paired with Itachi,
then Sasori, then Pein.
Now this crap
is just getting insane!
Now she's with Hidan
and the Sueness is blaring.
If crack is wack,
then so's all this pairing!

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L is for Leiko,
blind as a Bat.
Yet she's still great,
she's a ninja at that!
She listens hard
and has perfect aim.
She's got a huge heart,
oh she's such a nice dame!
She can find anyone,
wherever they may be.
But how can she do this,
if she cannot see?

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M is for Momo,
she has pointy fangs.
And a large forehead
with Sakura's bangs.
She's hyper like Naruto
and has Sasuke's cool,
yet despite that
she still acts a fool!
Skilled like Kakashi
and only eleven,
all by herself
she makes up Team Seven.

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N is for Naruko,
Naruto's twin.
She got the Nine-Tails
instead of him.
She angsts and groans,
and people feel sorry.
Love interest is Gaara,
(she nicknamed him "Gaary")
he fell in love quickly
cause they're both the same.
There's really no plot dude
this story's just lame...

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O is for Ochiyo,
or was it Onu?
Today her hair's blonde,
tomorrow will be blue.
Her personality is nice—
no wait, now it's mean!
Each chapter you read
a characteristic will lean.
Today she can see,
then tomorrow she's blind.
Seems little miss author
can't make up her mind.

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P is for Paletta,
well that's an odd name.
Is this even serious?
This must be a game!
The grammar hurts,
she doesn't know Japanese.
The readers don't like, but
"I'll use it if I please!"
Canons are OOC
to give readers a poke,
hopefully this story
is just one huge joke.

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Q is for Quyen,
Boy is she the best!
She comes from a clan
who's greater than the rest.
She's really skilled,
her bloodline is strong.
But oh my goodness
this story's just wrong.
The author really wanted
to put on a show,
but where are the canons?
Well, that we don't know.

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R is for Renge,
and her story's a bore.
Sleeping around
cause she's just a huge whore.
Sex, sex,
sex, and more sex.
There is no suspense
cause you know what comes next.
This is something
that happens a lot,
and what's even sadder
is that's the whole plot.

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S is for Sora,
from Karakura town.
Running about
turning lives upside down.
Seventeen years old,
strongest Soul Reaper alive.
Born with her powers,
got Bankai at five.
Paired with Ichigo,
which was just random—
whoops! I'm so sorry,
that's the wrong fandom...

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T is for Tasumi,
this is not fair!
She got put on Team Seven,
not the girl with pink hair!
She hates Sasuke
and is Naru's best friend.
But there's no surprise there,
oh when will it end?!
But wait, where's Sakura,
who's canon to the show?
Does she still exist?
Guess we'll never know.

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U is for Umi,
and boy can she scratch!
She's got cute wolf ears
with a long tail to match.
With magical powers,
she's got your back covered.
What's even worse
is she's Sakura re-colored.
Part demon, witch and
part vampire too!
It's crystal clear
that this is a Sue...

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V is for Voneko,
she's not very quiet.
A parody Sue
and man she's a riot!
Everyone loves her,
she's so very loud.
This is pretty funny
Author-san should be proud!
But wait, what's this?
What happened to the bloke?!
... Seems like this story's
no longer a joke.

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W is for Wakana,
Kakashi's daughter.
She seems pretty "cool",
she can control water.
The day she was born
she was just like him.
On the outside
and even within.
But when she was born,
that would mean...
wait—hold on
he was only fourteen?!

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X is for Xira,
and she'll make you screech.
A mixture of Sakura
and Rukia from Bleach.
With Rukia's looks
and Sakura's clothes,
The readers can agree
that this character blows.
She's two-dimensional,
which isn't the rarest.
If those two saw her
they would be embarrassed!

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Y is for Yoh,
who's backstory is missing.
Paired with Sasuke,
the two constantly kissing.
You cannot find much,
there's nearly no information.
Guess the author
has no imagination.
This is pretty weird
and the readers are swearing,
that this entire story
was just for the pairing.

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Z is for Zatan,
last name Toyko.
Get this, she's got a
tailed-beast too you know?
It's a sea serpent
with eleven tails.
it's got hands (to do jutsu)
with long pretty nails.
She's on Team Seven
instead of Naruto,
and the readers can't wait
to see where this'll go.

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Fin