CHAPTER 10: PANTLESS WONDER!!

::Jason runs out into the screen and dances with his pants down:: ** THE OLD GREY MARE SHE AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE!!**

Now people we must look at the facts. I have no more material. SO what do we do. We re-use the exact same shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over shit over and over and over.

ENOUGH!

Link decided he was done with these whores and killed them all. Zelda fucked herself to death when she realized she was dead. Now Link barbequed Ruto, used Malon as a sauce, and dipped them in his mug made from Malon's skull.

Saria he kept alive because he knew he'd be a child-mollester when he grew up. Until the were both killed. By Pinky.

The End.

HOLY SHIT THAT'S NOT IT I FORGOT!

::Jason runs out::

That was a dream. Yep. The only way to get out of anything! So we decided to party.

Link: I wanna soda!

Saria: I want Link nekkid!

Malon: ME TOO!

Ruto: Me too!

Pinky: Me too...i mean ROCKS!

Zelda: Wheres that bag of Aye?

Jason: I LIKE PIE!

Din: I like pie too!

Farore: I like pie!

Nayru: I like vegetables!

::Jason stabs her::

Jason: PIE!!! PIE! PIE! PIE!

Link: Why are we focusing on him its my story!

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::Link is also stabbed in the head::

SO they all ate pie and Jason lived forever in the land of magical pies.