CAN YOU FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT... IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNIN. I WOULDN'T LEND A HAND...
And that is how we are starting this new story. This is basically one, big ass crack fic. I mean who hasn't ever wanted to go ham on a video game and be like "Bitch I own you, and you can't do anything about it can you. Fuckin' whiny bitch, yeah go cry."
As you can tell I am a rage gamer. And props goes to MICHAELSUAVE for inspiring to make my own. I am not taking his grinding idea at all. This is just what would happen if Harry died... Etc. Where my story differentiates from everyone else, is that I am having him enter God Mode from the start. (I think this hasn't been done before)
I need of a lemon writer. PM me if your interested. You will get to have major input in any of my stories thanks for your help.
Expect a short chapter. No worries, I usually average 2.5 to 3k every chapter on my stories. This is a prologue of sorts to get a taste of what to come.
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Chapter 1: What Do You Mean I'm In a Video Game/Prologue
WARNING: slavery, future lemons, incest, violence, multiple wives, lots of hit it then quite it. That's about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own any crossover ever going to be in this story or HP. However, I do own all future hot ass Veela OC's Harry will come into contact with.
Emerald eyes are shown opening inside total darkness. Then, a screen as big as a football field appears up in the sky. Across a seemingly endless platform are in big red letters saying GAME OVER.
"Are you shitting me," was all that was heard, nothing else. No cry of despair or disbelief. Not even a: After everything I've done. Only, are you shitting me.
Standing below the screen is none other than everyone's favorite hero, Harry Potter.
Minutes before he was in an epic battle with Voldemort. His spell against Voldemort's. The Elder Wand against a phoenix feather. In retrospect he knew he wouldn't win. He could have believed though. 60+ years experience up against someone that hadn't been taught anything except simple DADA spells, it really wasn't a good match. It was nothing to scoff at, how far Harry got. He sent his spell out and so did Voldemort, next thing he knew he woke up here.
'I tried my damnedest, though.' Harry thought.
"Would you like to have a previously saved game loaded?" Was then heard in a soft female voice.
Internally Harry was full of despair. He would take it for what it was, but it didn't help the feeling of having everything he lived for turn out to be a video game.
"Yes," Harry said solemnly. He couldn't take any more in this stupid life. He swore the next bad thing that happened he would snap. The next thing, of course made him snap.
"We're sorry sir, we regret to inform you that you have never saved this game. Would you like to start a new one." The voice said ever helpful.
"Bull, fucking shit. You regret to yada yada, go fuck yourself with a spiked dildo already, will you." Harry said venomously. Now, he would start over with abusive cousins, and he would have to do another round of Harry Potter's shit life.
Then he heard a soft Ping!
Up in the giant sky screen next to the start menu, he saw it. A tiny little trophy with a click to Read button. Harry, now filled with new hope for this new trophy, literally placed all his happiness of this delivering something good.
"Read," Harry said with a new joy for finally having something good happen. Trophies never meant something bad in his life, he thought cynically for a quick second then promptly admonished himself. The Goblet of Fire was long ago, he could try to forget. So, he still hoped for something good to happen.
Back in real time, after he said read, it prompted for a new screen to pop up on the projector.
The more he read the more that he thought this would all work out. By the end he had a disgusted look on his face, but at the same time a brilliant smile.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED CONGRATULATION!
BEAT VOLDEMORT 50 TIMES: GOD MODE NOW AVAILABLE, PARENTS ALIVE HARRY, GET TO HAVE A TWIN SISTER HARRY POTTER, AVATAR HARRY POTTER, AVENGERS HARRY POTTER, X-MEN HARRY POTTER, JUSTICE LEAGUE HARRY POTTER, ANIME WORLD HARRY POTTER, POKEMON HARRY POTTER, POKEGIRLS HARRY POTTER, STAR WARS HARRY POTTER, ALL PERKS NOW AVAILABLE, ETC.
Play in every Hard Harry Mode: Hard, Extreme, Go Hide, Kill Yourself Now, Apocalypse: 5 times each with only 3 saves. 25 games total.
Play Perma-Death Hard Harry 10 times, Play Perma-Death Apocalypse Harry 5 times, Play Perma-Death Go Hide 5 times, play Perma-Death Kill Yourself Now 4 times. 24 games total.
Have abusive cousins every game play.
Don't have emotional support until first year every game.
Have a manipulative Dumbledore every time.
Wear glasses every time.
Be an emotional wreck, average, wizard for Apocalypse game play once during Perma-Frost.
Have no recollection at all during all of the Go Hide Perma-Death games.
Have no recollection at all of the video game during one of the Perma-Death Apocalypse games.
Play all the way until you die of natural causes in one of the regular Apocalypse games.
Play as Malfoy once. 1 game total
When achievement is accomplished, you will forget all of the horrors you witnessed in the other games.
50 games in all.
'What! What, have I done.' Harry thought with despair,'Why, why would any one of my selves become Malfoy,' Harry thought with disgust. But, at the same time Harry could understand why someone would go through all of is, just to erase some of the memories you have witnessed. He was still astounded of all of the similar like minded people it would take to achieve God Mode and all it came with.
'WOW,' Harry thought,' I had so many of myself's go through all of this just to get to this one mode. I hope it is well worth it for all the pain it seemed to cause.'
Looking forward to the future in a long time Harry Potter decided to finally live, he would do what he wanted, and how he wanted to do it. And he would be damned if he were stopped. For once in his life Harry was filled with pure joy and hope for the future.
"You have a note. Would you like to open the Note. Yes or No."
"Yes," Harry said filled of happiness.
We, as in myself and the next couple notes are all past Harry's. We pass on our knowledge to the next guy to pass on to the next. It has always worked like that. Now, let me tell you the back story to the Video Game Life of Harry Potter and how this crazy shit all began.
That's it. Next chapter will be finishing up the note, and Harry getting a first taste of God Mode. I hope you guys will like this. I have to say I really got into writing this new story.
My new fans. I enjoy a favorite/follow more than a review. That just shows me you like my story. Review if you really like it, or have some advice.
REALLY NEED A LEMON WRITER.
This was a prologue of sorts, so it will get longer. Most of my stories average 2.5k to 3k a chapter.