BATMAN THE TRIUMPHENTLY
Batman was squozing his spots in the batroom mirror
"TODAY WILL BE A GOOD DAY FOR JUSTICE!" He said
Batman drived down the road really fast but a hedgehog was in the way
"I DO NOT WANT TO KILL ONE OF GODS CRETURES" he said putting his foot on teh breaks
But the Hedgehog stayed in the road becuase it was busy eating a watermelin
"AAARGGHH" Batman screamed and runned over the hesgehog
"I DID NOT WANT TO DO THAT MR HEDGEHOG, BUT THERE ARE CRIMES BEING MADE!"
Batman arrive to batsignal where Jim Gordon was waiting without mustash
"WHERE IS YOUR MUSTASH?" Aks Batman
"I shaved it off. I think it makes me lok ten years yonger and moar hand some"
"IT DOES NONE OF THOSE THINGS"
"The Scarecrow has a new sceme Batman and I need you to find him" said JIM
At Scarecrow secret layer Batman glides threw the window like a frisbee
"WHAT EVIL SCEMES ARE YOU MAKING SCARECROW?" Batman asks
"I hav created a new fear toxin that makes ppl scared of thier moneys and then created a company that ppl can send the moneys that tey are scared off too and I will be rich"
"THAT IS A GOOD SCHEME BUT I MUST END YOU"
"Of course its a good sceme!" cackled Scarecrow "Because I am Teh Scarecrow and I am OUT STANDING IN MY FIELD".
Batman and Scarecow fight and Batman Wins
"I AM BATMAN THE TRIUPHENTLY" he shouts truimphently