Okay, this what happens when you have an overactive imagination and a boring day at work. You get a little piece of insanity like this. I've noticed that there are no song parodies for Murder, She Wrote, so this is the first - a little insight into Jessica Fletcher based on... yup, you guessed it.


Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher
Don't kill in Cabot Cove if you do not want her to getcha
She'll find the killer, solve the crime, and save the day, you betcha
Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher

Jessica had never written one book in her life
Then nephew Grady published it, The Corpse Danced At Midnight
The novel shot right up the New York Times bestseller charts
Now Jessica's beloved in all mystery lovers' hearts!

Oh, celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher
Don't kill in Cabot Cove if you do not want her to getcha
She'll find the killer, solve the crime, and save the day, you betcha
Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher

But trouble seems to follow her wherever she may go
When murder strikes, she's on the scene and always first to know
With trench coat and a pen in hand, there's just no stopping Jess
She'll follow clues and nose around 'til someone dares confess!

Oh, celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher
Don't kill in Cabot Cove if you do not want her to getcha
She'll find the killer, solve the crime, and save the day, you betcha
Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher

So if you come to Cabot Cove and wind up in a crime
You bet your life that Jess will solve it in the nick of time
But if she knows you killed someone, you can't escape her look
Your story will become the plot of her next mystery book!

She's celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher
Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher
Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher
Celebrated lady mystery writer J.B. Fletcher!