Prelude "The North American man -boy love association is on the verge collapse the United Nations has finally done something good , putting out the first worldwide law stating that any person who can provide any information leading to the arrest of these perverts will be awarded a cash sum of 150$ a person" "What" four boys one with a brown coat and red puff ball hat another with a orange jacket and green hat one very fat boy who wore a red coat and blue hat with a yellow puff ball and one with an orange parka looked up at the tv screen " Stan re winded that what did that guy say" the fat boy in the red coat asked , the boy in the red puff ball hat whose name was Stan picked up the remote and replayed the last part of the newscast "any person who can catch one of these perverts will be awarded 150$ a person "Wow" Stan said "really" came the muffled response from the boy in the orange parka."Dudes with that type of money just think of what we could buy" said the boy in the orange jacket and green hat "Kyle" the fat boy in the red coat said still dazed by what the newscaster just said " You're a Jew with all your jew gold what will you need with the money?" "Shut up Cartman" Kyle said "at least my mom hasn't slept with every man in town " "Yeah she was really good to" the boy in the orange parka muffled . Stan and Kyle laughed " Shut up Kenny " Cartman fired back " At least i'm not so poor I had to sleep with those perverts there talking about on tv". "Cartman" Kyle said " you chose to model for those perverts naked. "Oh yeah " Stan said "wait Cartman don't you keep a notebook up stairs of all the people you've ever talked to on the phone " "Yeah " Cartman said " what does that have to deal with anything" Kyle had been Stan's friend since preschool and caught his drift " we could call those perverts and then call the cops . " Yeah I bet Cartman has fifty or sixty of there numbers from when he did Nambla ". "He did Nambla" Kenny said even Cartman laughed " So what you're saying is we get on the phone and call the members of Nambla over, call the police then collect the reward ?" Cartman asked "Exactly" Stan said "Okay then who was to call " Kyle asked? "Not it!" Stan Kyle and Cartman blurted out "You do it Kenny " Stan said "damn it " Kenny muttered then without a word the four boys went up to Cartman's room to start making the calls. The four boys were alone they were all over at a sleepover at Cartman's house and Cartman's mother Linda, was out shopping . No one was there except the four boys and a strange boy peering into Cartman's window…...