It didn't take long for Jim to find Silver, because these days he was always hanging out on at the Benbow Inn. He started out as a cook, but then he and Sarah Hawkins fell in love with each other, because fanfiction is really crappy sometimes.

"Ahoy there, Jimbo," said Silver. "I was just feedin yer mother some of me famous cyborg soup, if ye follow my meaning."

"Yuck," said Jim.

Then Sarah ran up to Silver and embraced him, giving him a soft, smooth kiss on his neck. The cyborg chuckled. He then picked up Jim's mother with his mechanical arm and placed her on the table. They didn't care who was watching them kiss.

"Silver, I need to talk to you," said Jim, trying to look away. "Alone."

"Okay, Jimbo," said Silver, giving Sarah a playful pinch on the cheek. She let out a soft purr. Yuck. "Go in the closet and I'll be right with ya."

Jim went in the closet, where all of the ingredients of Silver's famous cyborg soup were placed, and waited for his friend. When Silver finally entered, his face was covered with lipstick. Yuck.

"What's going on, Jimbo?" said Silver. "You know I have kitchen duties that need tending to."

"Whatever," said Jim, taking his shirt off and stroking his chest hair, because Jim did sexy things like that all the time. "I need you to help me with a job."

"Easy now, Jimbo," said Silver. "You know I'm on the straight and narrow path now. I promised ye mother I was done with piracy."

"This isn't a pirate job," said Jim. "I need you to help me kill Doppler."

"And why exactly would ye be wantin' me to do that?" asked Silver.

Then Jim explained the whole story.

"You mean you and the cat be an item?" went Silver, bewildered. "That be disgusting!"

"Whatever," said Jim, placing his shirt back on. "Do you want to help me or not?"

Silver rubbed his chin.

"I'll think about it, lad," he said. "In the meantime, you can go ahead and come out of the closet. I've got to go send some shivers down yer mother's timburs."

"That doesn't even remotely make sense," said Jim. And yuck!

But as Jim flew off on his solar surfer, doing loop-the-loops and other stunts that were needlessly dangerous, he was shocked to see something so shocking that it couldn't even be revealed in this chapter.

"Oh, my God," Jim gasped. "It's..."