Hey guys, I'm back with chapter 6! This chapter is kinda slow but it sets up further progression in the story so please bear with me. Without further adeu: Enjoy!


The Gamer and the Smart Girl - Chapter 6

Video games. My eternal sanctuary. The place I go to when my life gets really messed up and I leave it to "future Link" to fix it. It feels like I haven't had an all day gaming marathon in months - what with all the drama in my life right now.

Again for those of you just joining, here's a recap of last chapt - er, I mean, what happened yesterday...ahaha...ha...

I went out with Zelda.

And we lived happily ever after. What do you mean that's not all that happened? I'm not listening to you lalalalalalalalala.

...Fine, I may have non-intentionally made Zelda cry because according to Midna I did a bad. Oh! How could I forget? I think yesterday was also the first time a girl hit on me. And not like Midna who actually hits me. Apparently they're two different things. Who knew?

Now here I am playing "Super Maria Sisters" with my lights turned off, curtains drawn, and blanket over my head. I rub my eyes. It's 5 am. I paused the game and took a look out of the window. The sun - my mortal enemy is rising, and today is a Uni day. I have to get up at 7 and it's 5 now so...

7 minus 5 equals...2. See kids - you do learn stuff by reading this. You now know number science. Speaking of Science, I have History today. Wait a sec, what does History have to do with Science? How am I supposed to know? You're the one thinking these things. Link if you don't stop back-chatting me I swear to Din I'll - you'll what? Tell on me? Gah! You're so annoying! That's it I'm leaving. Wait no I didn't mean it, come back narration in my head!

I don't even know. So don't ask.

What I do know is, I'm gonna need coffee. And lots of it.

I fumbled around the kitchen in search of people fuel, and upon opening a cupboard the door hit my left arm.

Gaaaaah. Yep, I was right, it defiantly bruised. Note to self, be mad at Midna. That'll show her. Though there was this one time where I tried ignoring her before to make her apologize to me and she pinned me down to the ground while a cried and screamed like a small child until I stopped ignoring her.

Now I'm an adult - or a slightly bigger child. I shall not resort to such childish tacti- ooh there's lollipops in the cupboard, score! What was I just thinking? Nevermind it probably wasn't important.

Just like everything else I think.

I used my lollipop to stir my coffee as a sat at the table. You know what I need? A mustache. Wait, no! A talking dog sidekick. His name shall be Ignatious and he will be the destroyer of worlds.

And coffee kicks in...now. Okay. I'm awake. Time to stop procrastinating and think. I apparently did a bad yesterday, so if I do a good and apologize everything will be good again. Now all I need to think about is where to find a talking dog. Hmm...I think I'll save that project for a later date.

It's about 6 now and school starts at 8 so I've got some time to kill.

Just me here. Alone. Alone with my thoughts. For 2 hours. Oh gods I can't do this for 2 hours I'll go crazy and then go to crazy jail and Zelda won't like people in crazy jail.

Food. I'll make some food. I'll have you know that I've spent years studying the culinary arts - I'm practically a chef.

Aaaaaand, done. Toast ala Link. Enjoy.

Hey Link, I'm back I'm sorry for yelling at you earl- aaaaaugh you stabbed me with the Master blade! Why did you do that!?

Why? Too many cooks in the kitchen. *Takes of sunglasses*. Yeaaaaah.

I think today will be the day I'll finally arrange those therapy lessons I so obviously need.


When I got to school with time to spare, I sat in the library for a bit, reading.

Pfft...Ahahahaha, me, reading? Ahh good one. No I was balancing a book on the table to use it as cover to play video games. I'm so bad.

A tap on the shoulder.

An enemy!? Men, battle stations - prepare to use all know moves to defeat this enemy! - but sir, he only knows how to punch and kick! Gods! We're doomed then!

I could continue this line of thinking, or just turn around like a normal people.

Oh hey, it's that girl from yesterday. Cia...I think her name was. She looked like the quiet type, and I was right because she's literally just standing there, looking at me and not saying anything.

Speak. Maybe if I concentrate hard enough I can get her to say something. Speaaaaaaaaa-

"I like that game too" She gestured to my hand.

Oh my Gods...

I'm a psychic! I did it! I'm gonna be rich somehow. Eh, I'll sort out the details later.

I looked at the game I was playing. The screen was blank. I hadn't even started the game up yet...

You like what I'm playing?

OBJECTION *POINTS FINGER OBNOXIOUSLY*

THERE'S NO WAY YOU LIKE THE GAME I'M PLAYING BECAUSE...

*SLAMS IMAGINARY DESK*

I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING A GAME!

*CUE THEME MUSIC*

THAT MEANS YOU'RE THE MURDERER!

Wait, no. Too far Link.

Soooo she's obviously using the game as an excuse to come over to talk to me. Question is, why.

"Oh, is that so? That's pre-"

"I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR WEEKS NOW."

Oh, is that so? That's pretty...what's the phrase I'm looking for? Creepy.

Wait a sec, didn't you use to stalk Zeld-

NO. IT WASN'T STALKING. SHE JUST HAPPENED TO BE STANDING WHERE I WAS LOOKING MOST OF THE TIME. YOU HAVE NO PROOF SIR, THEREFORE YOU HAVE NO CASE! SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE THE KILLER!

I need to stop playing so much Phoenix Right.

...Avoiding copyright issues by changing the names of franchises is fun!

But yeah, back to Cia.

"Uh...ummm..." I've got nothing. I'm drawing a complete blank. I mean, what do you say when you find out someone's been stalking you for the past few weeks? Thanks?

She kept staring at me.

"...Okay bye!" I got up and walked briskly to the door. It's way to early to be dealing with this, so I did the manly thing and ran away from the small girl. Gods I'm such a manly man. If only I had muscles to flex.

It was then that I was reflecting on how much of a manly man I was that Zelda entered the library. Change of plans - walk the other way!

I turned to see Cia heading towards me, a creepy look on her face.

Okay, which is the lesser of two evils...c'mon think...think...

Cia grabbed my arm.

Damn it I took to long to think! I need to upgrade my mind to windows 10 the thinking speed is too slow.

Cia seemed to notice Zelda as well as she dragged me close to her. Zelda was a few meters from us, but didn't notice us yet.

YET.

Cia took a deep breath, and it was then that her personality completely changed. She did that girly squeal thing which got everyone in the area's attention - including Zelda. Before I could react she threw her arms around my waist and shouted:

"Of course I'll be your girlfriend Link!"

Ah...that's it. Everything's over. I wanna start at the last save point, but I always forget to save so that's out of the question.

Something tells me my life is about to become even more complicated.

Yay...


Next chapter will be more progressive with the story but this chapter had to be done. Hope you liked it though, and a review is appreciated! Peace out!