The Horrible Prank
The children of South Park Elementary School were all in their seats. It was 2:45 PM and it had been a generally boring day at school. Mister Garrison was teaching a lesson about Napoleon when Principal Victoria got on the intercom.
"ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS. TODAY AT AROUND 2:00 MISTER MACKEY WAS TAKING A DUMP IN A TOILET WHEN A STUDENT PURPOSELY SPILLED A BOTTLED OF WATERINTO THE STALL. ANOTHER STUDENT SET OFF FIRECRACKERS WHICH CAUSED MISTER MACKEY TO JUMP UP REALLY FAST AND HE SHIT INTO HIS PANTS AS HE STOOD UP. THEN HE ENDED UP SLIPPING OVER THE WET FLOOR AND HE CRAPPED WHILE SITTING ON THE FLOOR! MISTER MACKEY WAS LEFT SITTING IN HIS OWN SHIT!"
After the brief pause every student in South Park Elementary School was laughing as loud and hard as they possibly could.
Principal Victoria got back on the intercom and yelled "STOP LAUGHING I CAN HEAR THE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY IN MY OFFICE!"
The students tried hard to hold back their laughter. Five seconds later the students continued laughing.
Mister Garrison was lying on top of his desk laughing.
Kyle said "holy shit Stan I hate to laugh since Mister Mackey could have been hurt by firecrackers but damn it's funny."
Stan and Kyle soon stopped laughing a minute later but Mister Garrison and the rest of the class kept laughing.
At around 2:50 PM Principal Victoria got on the intercom. Children were still laughing loud and hard.
"ATTENTION STUDENTS WHEN WE FIND OUT WHO DID THIS THERE WILL BE LEGAL PENALTIES."
As Stan and Kyle walked out the front door of the school at 3:05 PM Stan said "I wonder who did that. Didn't anyone see any kids follow Mister Mackey into the bathroom?"
Kyle responded "well I don't know but hey you crapped in the urinal once. Stan did you have anything to do with this firecracker prank?"
Stan answered "no I seriously didn't and if you find out I'm lying then you should turn me in Kyle."
Kyle nodded and they both continued walking home.
When Kyle got home he saw Ike had beaten him getting home first.
Ike said "hey Kyle look at the picture I drew."
Ike showed Kyle a picture of he drew of the school counselor sitting in shit.
Kyle told Ike "Ike now look this was a dangerous prank that someone played."
Ike said "all the kindergarteners drew pictures of Mister Mackey sitting in his waste. Our teacher got mad."
Kyle said "well I would imagine so."
Kyle's cell phone rang and when he answered he heard Cartman laughing on the other line.
"Kyle it was so fucking funny today. Mister Mackey shit his pants and then fell down."
Cartman continued laughing.
Kyle responded "I know fat ass I was there."
Cartman said "well Kyle why don't you come on over and we can laugh about it together?"
Kyle answered "I'm done laughing about it."
Cartman responded "oh you fucking kike you have to ruin the fun."
Kyle said "that's it I'm coming over to kick your ass."
Kyle hung up his cell phone and Ike asked Kyle where he was going. Kyle told Ike he was going to Cartman's house.
When Kyle rang the doorbell Cartman answered and he was still laughing his ass off.
Kyle pushed him and said "listen here you fucking fat ass I'm not amused."
All of the sudden Kyle heard Ike say "Cartman look at my drawing. The kindergarteners all made drawings of Mister Mackey and what he did today."
Cartman yells "THAT'S A GREAT DRAWING IKE!"
Cartman continues laughing hysterically.
Kyle turned around and said "damn it Ike."
Cartman's mom came down the stairs and said "oh hello Kyle I heard about what happened today at school."
Kyle replied "I'm sure Cartman told you."
Cartman's mom commented "I don't know why Mister Mackey never told me he had a fetish for sitting in his own waste. Oh and Kyle your little brother's drawing of Mister Mackey sitting in his shit is very nice."
Kyle turned around to see Ike is still holding up his drawing and Cartman's mom laughs herself all the way into the kitchen.
Kyle snapped at Ike.
Cartman laughed hard and said "a fetish" and he continued laughing.
Kyle yelled "ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU CARTMAN AND THE SAME GOES FOR YOU IKE!"
All of the sudden the doorbell rang.
Cartman answered the door and saw a kid in an orange hood standing on his door mat.
Cartman said "hi Kenny did you come over here to laugh with me?"
Kenny answered "yes I did."
Kyle said "Kenny seriously I think we've laughed enough about this."
Kenny responded "well maybe you're right."
Ike said "hey Kenny look at my picture."
Ike held up his picture of Mister Mackey sitting in his waste and Kenny started laughing so hard he spun around and flew out the door. He continued laughing and spinning around to the point he ended up in the street. Then a giant truck ran him over.
TO BE CONTINUED