Author Notes

Yo, CrimsonKyuubiSage here, I'm back with chapter four of TMH. Hope you all like the story so far.

Now to answer some of the reviewers.

Ddragon21- Naruto should be around high A-rank to low S-rank. It's going to be Strong!Naruto in this fanfic, and maybe eventually through some sort of training he will officially become S-rank.

GreatZero- Exactly, Naruto's twin chakra pistols are Onyx Black .45 Fletchers from Saints Row IV.

SPark681- In this fanfic, Danzo won't be an old conceited bastard. Instead, he will be extremely patriotic. Like, extreme radicalist patriot anti-hero due to tragic events that led him to how he acts.

King of Bad Naming Sense- Danzo wasn't the one to find out that information. Jiraiya is in charge of the spy network, and this all happens before he dies. And besides, he has certain spies in certain places.

NexRed- Naruto will have motion sickness only on flying vehicles like the one that went from Signal to Beacon. This is mainly because of the cultural difference between the Elemental Nations and Remnant. Naruto, having only been on a flying ship back in Snow/Spring Country, most likely drugged, hasn't had that much experience in the air other than falling to the ground at high speeds.


Disclaimer, I do not own Naruto, RWBY, or 'The Fox' by Ylvis. If I did, it would be an OP Naruto, not an OP Madara.


"Hey" - Regular Speech

'Something' - Regular Thoughts/ Sarcastic Remarks

-Somewhere, 10:00 A.M.- -Statement of A Time/Place/Change of P.O.V.

"Hello" - Demon/ Grimm Speech

'I'm going to eat you' -Demon/ Grimm Thought

"Hello" - Flashbacks/Dream Text

(Witchcraft) -Song Insert

Chapter - Chapter Start/ Chapter End


Chapter Start

-Beacon Academy Entrance, 10:00 A.M., Naruto's P.O.V.-

Soon enough the ship docked at the entrance. The blond guy that threw up on Yang's shoes was the first off of the ship, followed by nearly everyone else. From the view of the floor, even with the puffs of smoke coming from my mouth, I could see Yang and Ruby standing over me.

"Urrrggghhh," I groaned out. The two sisters giggled and Yang brought out a camera seemingly from nowhere.

Taking a photo of my misery, the two eventually helped me out of the flying metal death trap, after a minute of laughing. We were walking away from the ship and towards Beacon. I crossed my hands and pouted in a child-like manner, seeing as Ruby and Yang were still laughing.

"It's not that funny," I said. This only served to increase their laughter.

"Yes it is," Yang replied, "and now I have dirt on you,"

I saw her smirk and countered it with my own, seeing as she wasn't the only one with blackmail.

"Did you forget that I still have pictures from THAT," I said, her expression instantly turning from amusement to horror.

"You- You said that you got rid of all those photos," she said, slightly quivering in fear.

"I still have a few here and there," I countered, my smirk growing wider as I spoke.

"You wouldn't," she tried to reason.

"Try me," I said.

The world seemed to go silent as we got into one of our daily stare downs to see which of us would back down first. So far the score was

Naruto-561, Yang-356. Soon enough, Yang backed down and I tallied 562 to my score.

"Wow," I hear Ruby say as we got closer to Beacon Academy.

"The view from Vale's got nothing on this," Yang said.

"I'll say," I added.

I see Ruby start to eye weapons like a kid in a candy shop, and soon is launched after them, her sister Yang not so far behind her to make sure she doesn't go crazy. I sighed, even here, Ruby is still a weapon enthusiast. I looked around, looking for other familiar faces, when I see a familiar trio that I encountered in Signal, only this time, they weren't wearing school uniforms. To the left was the red-haired kid with the mokey tail, only he was wearing something similar to what I saw shinobi from Iwagakure wear. A one-strap flak jacket, a shirt with one long sleeve with the other short, and baggy pants, attatched to his sides were two revolvers with extended blades (FF Revolvers).

To the right was the really tall guy who had a horse tail, not much had changed besides him wearing a facemask, he wore red samurai armor along with a red straw hat, strapped to his back was a large double-edged axe-shotgun.

And in the middle was the girl with mint hair, it appeared she also had orange eyes. She was wearing a white shirt that showed off her belly button, along with a white skirt, she had some wierd looking tonfas at her side.

The trio seemed to notice me as the girl in the middle waved at me, I waved back and was about to head over to them when suddenly I heard something from behind me.

"KABOOM!" I turned around just in time to see an explosion of flames, snowflakes, and electricity. Also in time to have the front of my face turn into one of those blackened cartoonish faces.

I blinked once, twice, three times. What just happened?

Deciding not to think about it, I saw that the girl in white who was at the center of the explosion was walking away, and the blonde guy who threw up on the ship was helping Ruby up. I went over to the duo after the blonde guy helped Ruby up.

"What was that explosion?" I asked Ruby, she blushed out of embarrassment before replying.

"I sorta exploded," she said.

"Hey, I'm Jaune," the other blonde said.

"Naruto," I replied, shaking the hand extended to me by him.

-On Beacon Academy Campus, 10:25 A.M., Naruto's P.O.V.-

"All I'm saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on," Jaune said.

"Look, I'm sorry! Vomit Boy was the first thing that came to mind," Ruby giggled. I myself was also chuckling.

"Oh yeah? What if I called you Crater Face? Or Whiskers?" Jaune countered, the last nickname directed at me. I just shrugged my shoulders.

"Hey, that explosion was an accident!" Ruby cried.

"Meh, I've heard worse," I said.

"Well, the name's Jaune Arc! Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue - ladies love it," Jaune said.

"Really?" I asked.

"Do they?" Ruby asked as well, a bit skeptical.

"They will! Well, I- I hope they will. My mom always says that... Never mind," Jaune replied.

"Trust me, dude, it won't work," I told him.

"So... I got this thing!" Ruby says after a short silence, pulling out Crescent Rose and stabbing it into the ground.

"Whoa, is that a scythe?" Jaune asked.

"It's also a customizable high-impact sniper riffle," Ruby said proudly.

"A-wha...?" Jaune asked, thoroughly confused.

"It's also a gun," she explained.

"So, what've you got?" Ruby asked Jaune.

"Oh! I, uh..." Jaune fumbled, pulling out the blade at his side, "I got this sword,"

"Ooooohh!" Ruby says in fascination.

"Yeah, and I've got this shield, too," Jaune says, grabbing his scabbard as it transformed into a shield.

"So, what do they do?" Ruby asked.

"The shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away..." Jaune says, transforming his shield back into a scabbard and placing it back at his side.

"But... wouldn't it weigh the same?" Ruby questions.

"Yeah, it does..." Jaune says dejectedly, "So what about you Naruto?"

"Well, I got these," I said, referring to the two pistols holstered on my side, I pulled one out to examine.

"They don't use regular bullets," I said, aiming the gun at seemingly nothing, "they run on condensed energy that is shot out with a speed equivalent to that of, if not greater than a regular bullet would be,"

"Um..." Jaune said confused.

"It shoots energy," I stated simply. Putting the gun back in its holster, I grabbed the tantō on my side from its sheath and held the blade out for examination.

"This here is my tantō, it's meant for close combat and I can channel elements through it," I explained, after that I sheathed the short blade and grabbed the cleaver from my back.

"And this, this is my greatest creation," I said, hoisting the blade onto my shoulder, "it's meant for brute force, like my tantō I can also channel the elements through this, and a little extra,"

"What do you mean by that?" Jaune asked.

"That's..." both Jaune and Ruby leaned in to hear what I had to say, "a secret,"

Both facefaulted at that, causing me to give them the patented Kakashi eye smile.

"So," Ruby starts, having gotten over her facefault, "did you forge them yourself,"
"Of course," I replied.

"Wait - you made these?!" Jaune exclaims in disbelief.

"All students at Signal make their own weapons! Didn't you make yours?" Ruby asked.

"It's a hand-me-down. My great-great-grandfather used it to fight in the war," Jaune says.

"Sounds more like a family heirloom to me! Well, I like it! Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days," Ruby says.

"Yeah, the classics," Jaune says, sheathing his sword.

We started walking again, not really knowing where we were headed.

"So why'd you help me out back there? In the courtyard?" Ruby asks Jaune.

"Eh, why not? My mom always says, 'strangers are just friends you haven't met yet'," Jaune replies.

"Hey, where are we going?" Ruby asks, realizing we were lost.

"Um... I don't know," I replied.

"I was following you guys," Jaune adds, "y-you think there might be a directory? Maybe a food court? Some kind of recognizable landmark? Is, uh... Is that a 'no'?"

"That's a 'no'," Ruby says, slightly laughing.

"Nope." I said, popping the 'p'.

-Konoha Mission Room, Third P.O.V.-

Back in Konoha, three years had passed since the Number One Hyperactive Knucklehead Ninja was exiled. His exile had lasted only two years, and Naruto was expected to return to Konoha and reinstated as a shinobi. Only one problem with that, he didn't return like expected. But they waited, and waited, and waited, but to no avail, as he had not returned. It hadn't effected the civilian side of the council, but Danzo and the shinobi side were concerned. Konoha's Jinchūriki, as Danzo liked to call Naruto, wasn't in Konoha. They didn't even know where he was, except for a few rumours of an orange blur headed in the direction of Wave Country, but that was over three years ago. However, a new rumor on the orange-loving blonde was confirmed true by one of Jiraiya's spies.

Right now, if one were to look inside the Konoha Mission Room, they would see a group of people being addressed by the Hokage and her advisors. There were nine people in total being addressed, all ranked chūnin or above.

Starting from left to right, there was a girl with her hair up in Chinse-style buns, she had steel-grey eyes and wore a long-sleeved white blouse with a high collar and red fastener, puffy pants that look like a hakama, with the exposed parts of her legs near the waist covered in bandages, and on her back was a large scroll.

Next to her was a man that wore a green jumpsuit, orange leg warmers, a zipped-up dark green Konoha flak jacket, bandages were wrapped up around his hands, and a red belt with the Konoha symbol around his waist, he had black bowl-cut hair and thick eyebrows.

To his right was a fair skinned man with long dark brown hair and white pupilless eyes, he wore a white robe with loose sleeves, a dark navy grey apron tied around his waist, and black shinobi sandals.

Next to him was a brown-eyed man with spicky hair similar to that of a pineapple, he wore a flak jacket along with a long-sleeved black shirt and pants, on the left sleeve of his shirt was a metal plate with the Konoha symbol etched on it.

To his right was a man with a robust physique, long spicky brown hair, and black eyes, he wore a red suit with armor with a flak jacket on top, he wore a red Konoha headband on top of his head.

Next to him was a girl with light-blue eyes and blonde hair that was tied up in a high-ponytail with one flattened bang covering her right eye, she wore a short purple sleeveless blouse along with an open-front purple apron-skirt over a black skirt and short fishnet shorts.

Next to her was a leather form fitting black jacket, black pants, shinobi sandals, and headband. With him was a large white fur dog that was the size of a small horse.

To the right of the dog, was a girl with dark-blue waist-length hair, fair skin, and white pupilless eyes. Her outfit consisted of a long-sleeved zip-up lavender and cream jacket, navy blue pants, and low-heeled sandals.

Finally, at the end was a tall man wearing black glasses and a knee-length jacket with a hood covering most of his face.

The nine shinobi were nine of what was known as the Rookie Eleven. In order of their descriptions, Tenten, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino, Kiba and Akamaru, Hinata, and Shino.

"You have all been called here for an S-rank retrieval mission," Tsunade said, addressing the nine shinobi in front of her.

"S-rank retrieval mission?" Kiba asked, "who would be so hard to retrieve that the mission is S-rank?"

"You know who, we all do," Tsunade replied, causing the nine to either gasp in surprise, have their eyes widen, or both. There was one person they all knew to be missing.

"Naruto," Hinata gasped. Her former crush had dissapeared over three years ago, and had not been heard of since. Which considering how Naruto was, everyone found odd. Many had feared he was killed or worse, captured by the Akatsuki.

"Yes," Danzo, one of the Hokage's advisors, replied, "according to Jiraiya-san's spy network, the Akatsuki are making their move in capturing the Jinchūriki,"
"Your mission is to find and escort Naruto back to Konoha. Failure is not an option," Tsunade finished in a serious tone.

"In addition to your retrieval team, you will be accompanied by two of my best men," Danzo added, "Yamato and Sai,"

"What?! Why should we even bring your Root ANBU along with us?" Kiba exclaimed outraged.

"Yamato has the ability of the Shodaime Hokage (First Hokage), Mokuton (Wood Release). And Sai has the ability of the Bokuton (Ink Release). Both are very adept in their abilities," Danzo explained, his eyes slightly narrowing.

"Focus," Tsunade said, "from what we've discovered, Naruto went in the direction of Wave 'll start your search from there and so on, good luck. And bring back Naruto,"

"Hai, Hokage-sama," was said by the nine as they walked out the room.

"Hokage-sama, might I ask why you didn't send the other members of Team 7 as well?" Danzo asked.

"You and I both know that they'd charge straight on if they found out it was Naruto, at least the rest of the Rookie Eleven would retain their common sense," Tsunade replied.

"I see..." Danzo said.

'I hope you're fine Naruto, wherever you are.' Tsunade thought.

-Naruto's Dream World, Time: Unknown, Naruto's P.O.V.-

I had just fallen asleep, after finding where the orientation was and just in time to hear Ozpin's speech towards this year's Freshmen. We then were told that we would all rest in the room we were currently in.

And so, I fell asleep as usual. Only this time, I didn't have the same dreams I usually had. No, this wasn't my usual dream where a giant bowl of ramen did the Caramelldansen.

In front of me, was pitch black. Nothing else other than glowing crystals of all colors and two fireballs that were blue and red. Suddenly, lightning struck out of nowhere, flashing every now and then, revealing certain images that I couldn't comprehend. The images I saw, though I couldn't clearly see what was happening, were of two small white blurs, one surrounded by a rainbow of colors, the other by red and blue. And above them, was a giant red eye, it was the only thing I could see clearly, it had four rings that went from the center pupil along with nine tomoe. When I stared at it, I was filled with fear as if I was looking at something worse than death. Suddenly, the one red eye turned into two purple eyes with four rings in each and no tomoe. Unlike the one red eye, which was filled with rage, these eyes felt calm.

"You will face many trials, young one," a mysterious deep male voice said, "but above all, you must break the cycle."

And with that, my dream got even weirder.

-Beacon Academy, 7:42 A.M., Naruto's P.O.V.-

I woke up from my strange dream, feeling refreshed for the rest of the day. Blinking a few times, I saw that an enthusiastic orange haired girl was talking with a guy who had a highlight of magenta in his hair. I stretched out a bit, my fox ears and tail slightly twitching. Today was initiation, many people were wondering who they'll be teamed with. Me, I wasn't worried at all. Hopefully I would be teamed up with Ruby or Yang or some other nice people and not some arrogant jerks. I already dealt with Sasuke, I don't need to deal with a Sasuke 2.0.

I packed a sleeping bag that everyone was given for the first night, ate the cafeteria pancakes for breakfast, and brushed my teeth. All the while that cheerful orange-haired girl was talking to the guy with the magenta highlight. That all took about an hour to do. I didn't have to go to the weapons locker room, considering I had my weapons sealed onto my personnel.

"How did you get your weapons? I didn't see you go to the weapons locker room," Jaune asked me as we walked to the designated area Professor Ozpin told all freshmen to go to.

"Trade secret," I said, slightly smirking.

-Emerald Forest Cliffside, 9:10 A.M.-

"For years, you have trained to become warriors, and today, your abilities will be evaluated in the Emerald Forest," Ozpin stated.

"Now, I'm sure many of you have heard rumors about the assignment of 'teams'. Well, allow us to put an end to your confusion. Each of you will be given teammates... today," Glynda added.

"What? Ohhh..." I heard Ruby murmur in concern.

"These teammates will be with you for the rest of your time here at Beacon. So it is in your best interest to be paired with someone with whom you can work well," Ozpin said, hearing this Ruby groaned as did a few others.

"That being said, the first person you make eye contact with after landing will be your partner for the next four years,"

"Whaaaat?!" Ruby exclaimed in panic.

"See? I told you-!" the orange-haired girl started, Ozpin had cut her off before she could continue speaking.

"After you've been partnered up, make your way to the northern end of the forest. You will meet opposition along the way. Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path... or you will die." This caused Jaune to laugh nervously before gulping loudly.

"You will be monitored and graded through the duration of your initiation, but our instructors will not intervene. You will find an abandoned temple at the end of the path containing several relics. Each pair must chose one and return to the top of the cliff. You will guard that item, as well as your standing, and grade you appropriately. Are there any questions?"

"Yeah, um, sir?" Jaune asked hesitantly, raising his hand.

"Good! Now, take your positions." Ozpin said.

I looked at my surroundings, seeing near the left end of the line we were all in was the girl with mint-green hair I saw earlier. Next to her was the monkey faunus and the horse faunus. Then there was the black-haired girl with a katana on her back and a bow in her hair, the white-haired girl with a rapier, the redhead girl holding a spear, a guy with a light-green mohawk, the cheerful orange-haired girl with a grenade launcher on her back, the guy with the magenta highlights was holding green pistol-knives in his hands, an arrogant light-brown haired man in armor, Yang, Ruby, Jaune, and finally at the end was me.

Everyone was getting in their fighting stances, except for Jaune who still had his hand raised. Soon enough, the mechanical platforms we were on started ejecting people into the forest, starting with the left.

"Uh, sir? I've got, um... a question," Jaune asks, not noticing that the number of students being ejected was increasing, "so, this landing... strategy thing... Uh, wha- what is it? You're, like, dropping us off or something?"

"No. You will be falling," Ozpin answered.

"Oh, uh, I see... So did you, like, hand out parachutes for us?" Jaune asked as more students were thrown into the forest.

"No. You will be using your own 'landing strategy',"

"Uh-huh... Yeah," whilst Jaune was still talking, the orange-haired girl and the guy with the magenta highlight were launched into the forest.

"Woo-hoooooooo!" I heard Yang exclaim as she was launched into the air, followed by Ruby.

"So, what exactly is a landing strategYYY!..." Jaune exclaimed as he was launched into the air.

I looked ahead as I prepared myself for the launching. I smirk appeared on my face as I was launched.

"Let's do this, DattebAAAYYYOOO!" I exclaimed as I was finally launched.

As I was in midair, I was able to see Professor Ozpin standing there, watching us being launched whilst drinking his coffee.

-Unknown Location, Third P.O.V.-

"-Kakazu, you and Hidan will go after the Nibi Jinchūriki. Sasori, you and Deidara will go after the Ichibi Jinchūriki. And finally, Itachi, you and Kisame will go to the land beyond the Oki no Okunote and retrieve the Kyuubi Jinchūriki. Understood?" a mysterious figure said. What stood out about this silhouette was the purple-grey eyes that had four rings in them.

"Hai, leader-sama," was the chorus of responses.

One by one, the group of mysterious figures disappeared until there were four left. The one with the purple-grey eyes turned to one of the few remaining people left.

"And you're sure that the Kyuubi Jinchūriki is beyond the Oki no Okunote?" the figure asked.

"Are you questioning the extent of my knowledge?" the other mysterious figure threatened more than asked.

"No, but I'm curious as to how you know of this land beyond the Oki no Okunote,"

"Humph, I've seen many things in my lifetime, Nagato. Is that all?"

"Yes Madara-sama,"
"Good." And with that, two more of the mysterious figure disappeared. Leaving only two.

"You know he can't be trusted Nagato,"

"I know, Konan, but we have to for now,"

Chapter End


-Omake, The Rest of Naruto's Wierd Dream, Naruto's P.O.V.-

(Insert 'The Fox' by Ylvis)

After my dream changed from those wierd purple eyes with the rings in them, my dream got even weirder.

I was standing in the middle of a Victorian-style ballroom. And in front of me was quite the sight.

The horse faunus guy was wearing a tuxedo and a fake horse head.

The girl with mint-green hair had a black party gown and party mask on.

The monkey faunus was wearing some sort of zip-up monkey pyjamas that had a little hood with monkey ears.

The orange haired girl was in a female version of the Mad Hatter's outfit.

The pale-skinned girl with white hair was in a Snow White costume.

The girl who had black hair with a hair bow was wearing a black cat costume with three whisker marks and a cat nose drawn on her face.

The redhaired girl was wearing some type of Roman Legion/Spartan armor.

The guy with long black hair that had a magenta highlight in it was wearing Chun Li's outfit, the only reason I knew that was because of this one time I went to the arcade with Ruby and Yang.

Yang was wearing an outfit similar to Goldilocks's outfit.

Ruby was dressed like Little Red Riding Hood.

Jaune was in a knight's armor.

And for some reason, there was a guy in a banana suit and sombrero with a fancy mustache.

They all formed a semicircle around a fox with nine tails and rabbit ears that was standing on its hind legs.

Suddenly, music started playing and the fox, which oddly resembled the Kyuubi, started singing.

Dog goes woof

Cat goes meow

Bird goes tweet

and mouse goes squeak

Cow goes moo

Frog goes croak

and the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack

and fish go blub

and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow

But there's one sound

That no one knows

What does the fox say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

What the fox say?

Once the singing fox got to the chorus, he started breakdancing along with everyone else.

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

What the fox say?

At this part, everyone was dancing like they were in a rave, save for the breakdancing fox.

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

What the fox say?

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

What the fox say?

The Kyuubi stopped breakdancing and just danced like in that music video 'The Fox'.

Big blue eyes

Pointy nose

Chasing mice

and digging holes

Tiny paws

Up the hill

Suddenly you're standing still

Your fur is red

So beautiful

Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet

a friendly horse

Will you comunicate by

mo-o-o-o-orse?

mo-o-o-o-orse?

mo-o-o-o-orse?

At this verse, the Kyuubi and the horse faunus started dancing in the center of the semicircle.

How will you speak to that

ho-o-o-o-orse?

ho-o-o-o-orse?

ho-o-o-o-orse?

What does the fox say?

Then, everyone started dancing like before once the chorus started.

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

What the fox say!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

What the fox say?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox

Ancient mystery

Somewhere deep in the woods

I know you're hiding

What is your sound?

Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery

What do you say?

You're my guardian angel

Hiding in the woods

What is your sound?

(Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wib-bid-dum-way-do

Wa-wa-way-do)

Will we ever know?

(Bay-budabud-dum-bam)

I want to

(Mama-dum-day-do)

I want to

I want to know!

(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)

When the song ended, everyone struck a pose as the lights faded out, before I woke up, I heard the fox speak.

"Words cannot describe how ridiculous you made me look, kit." Kyuubi groaned in annoyance.

Suddenly, I woke from my dream. Blinking a few times, I thought about the dream I just had last night.

'What the heck was the point of that dream? It wasn't even a ramen-filled dream!'


Post Notes

And done! Chapter four is complete. As I was writing this chapter, I came up with the omake when I listened to part of 'The Fox' song by Ylvis. Then I thought about Kurama, and how weird a breakdancing fox would be. So, I came up with the idea of a strange dream/hallucination that ended with Naruto's friends and Kurama dancing to 'The Fox'. Hope you like it.

Anyways, thanks for reading the latest chapter, continue reading, reviewing, favoriting, etc. and I'll keep bringing new chapters.

CrimsonKyuubiSage out.