When The Pong Ball Is Late

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

"What's wrong, left paddle?" The right paddle asked, quite curious.

The left paddle sighed in annoyance as he turned to the right paddle. "We have been hanging here for hours, and multiple failed recordings have made me pissed."

"Well I'm pissed because the pong ball still hasn't shown up yet!" The right paddle snapped in annoyance. "She better have a good excuse..."

The pong ball arrived, landing on top of the left and right paddles as it was enormous, with both of the paddles being crushed.

"Well, there you go. You got your answer," The left paddle muttered to the right paddle as they both died.

And that's why the pong ball is always necessary for pong.