Blonds Have More Fun Chapter 9, a naruto fanfic

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Chapter 27

"Sasuke Uchiha, Genin of Konoha." Iruka began. "You stand here before this tribunal to face the following charges." Iruka opened the scroll.

"You are charged with ignoring a superior in the field, while faced with an enemy ninja. Attempted rape of a fellow Genin during an upgraded C-rank mission to an A-rank mission. Attacking a fellow Genin with intent to kill."

At this Sasuke snorted. "Just the loser. Like anyone cares."

Iruka scowled at the upstart and looked at the Hokage before continuing. "How do you plead?"

"Innocent. Its just the loser and his whore." Sasuke replied. "Now let me go, I am the Uchiha and the village needs me."

Killing intent flooded the room from several different locations. Iruka saw that both Chozu and Shikaku were having difficulty to restrain Inoichi while in the civilian section Izumi had a large gap around her, and it was Sakura's mother with an arm on her shoulder keeping her in her place.

Ino and Naruto were pissed, but keeping their place, while Anko was being held by Kakashi, Sakura and Zabuza. Kakashi with a hand over Anko's mouth, and many could guess what the snake mistress was saying or at least guessed the combination of words if not the order.

"SILENCE!" The Hokage ordered. "Silence, or this room will be cleared." He said again and looked at the rest of the tribunal. Hiashi looked displeased with what the Uchiha was saying and Danzo the Hokage knew was schooling his features to remain impassive, but he knew the former warrior and he was smiling inside.

"So you think because your name you have the right to disobey orders and attack fellow ninja?" Hiashi asked once the room had settled.

"I disobey orders from those beneath me." Sasuke said with a sneer. "The street walker that is a Jonin…"

Kakashi barely managed to tackle Anko around the waist while keeping her quiet.

"So you a genin believe you are above those ranked higher than yourself?" Hiashi asked.

"I'm an Uchiha, there is no one higher than me."

Hiruzen and Hiashi shared a look.

Danzo cleared his throat to speak. "Hem, Hem." His lone hand resting on the table before him as he drew attention clearing his throat "I believe this is just a case of a misunderstanding and doesn't warrant such a meeting as this."

The other two looked at Danzo like he'd lost his mind. "I suggest that Sasuke Uchiha is temporarily reassigned and…"

"We are not here for your games." Hiruzen said in a low voice. "Think very carefully Danzo. Sasuke is already removed from being a ninja, this is to determine what his punishment is."

The old war hawk looked at the room and once more at the Uchiha, he could sacrifice all, but there was no guarantee that the Uchiha would return the favor.

The little shit has become too arrogant. Danzo thought. Every angle he saw was either him losing his own position and power to save the Uchiha which was a loose cannon.

"He needs discipline, that is certain." He finally said.

Hiashi spoke up. "If we don't, I've heard from Inoichi that Naruto will take matters into his own hands."

"How?" Danzo demanded, wondering what the demon container could do.

"Trial by Combat. The Uchiha attempted to rape his wife and it is the second time he's tried to harm his family."

Danzo thought about it.

"We need to decide Sasuke's punishment." The Hokage said. He'd raised a silencing barrier the moment Danzo was going to speak. Right now the courtroom could see the three speaking, even Iruka who was only a few feet away couldn't hear them.

"I say let Uzumaki deal with him." Hiashi said.

The Hokage chuckled and flipped open the file. "This is the damage Naruto's clone did to Sasuke at the time."

Danzo and Hiashi read the file, Danzo's eyes widening at it. "How? He was the dead last in the academy."

Hiashi snorted. "Ninja, real ninja hide their potential. My daughter is one who hides the best. Everyone sees her as a weak stuttering girl." He smiled as he recalled her lesson to her younger sister who pushed her too far recently.

"Naruto's academy record was sabotaged by those who never wanted him to pass." The Hokage said as he looked at the arrogant teen who thought he could do no wrong.

"We cannot ignore the Uchiha's ignoring orders and attacking fellow nin. As entertaining as it would be to watch Naruto put him in his place, we must deal with the situation that this village has created by catering to the spoiled boy before us now."

Hiashi nodded. "Anko by rights could have executed him in the field."

Danzo looked like he was going to say something, but Hiruzen nodded. "She brought him back because she knew if they had killed him in the field, people like you Danzo would have made issues out of it. But as you can see, he shows no repentance for his actions and believes he will walk without issue."

Danzo nodded at this. The more he looked at it, there was no way out of it for the Uchiha.

"I…bow to the will of what you recommend." He said. There was no way to fix this. The stupid child has made his bed, now he needs to lay in it. Danzo thought of how many plans were being ruined by the arrogance of the Uchiha. He looked towards the blonds in the stand. And he's become a force I can't touch him either. Damn them both.

Naruto held Ino's hand and they watched as the Uchiha smirked at the tribunal.

"Ojii-san is not looking happy at Danzo." Naruto muttered.

"I hope he puts the old war hawk in his place." Ino muttered. She looked at Naruto. "You think he's going to get off?"

Naruto shook his head. "Not with Ojii-san and Hiashi on the tribunal. They Hyuga are sticklers for rules, and despite the fact that the teme tried to kill me and rape you, he disobeyed orders of a superior in the field."

"Troublesome."

The pair turned to look at Shikamaru.

"Everything is troublesome for you Shika." Ino said to her long time friend with a smile.

Shikamaru looked at the blonds then at Naruto. "You should have killed him in the field."

He gestured to the civilians and they saw many believed what the Uchiha had spouted.

"Sheep." Naruto muttered in disgust.

"Ino."

Sakura pointed to the gap around Izumi and Ino and Naruto smirked. "I'm surprised your mom is able keep mine in her place." Ino said to her friend.

"Mom's strong, and I think she's using a gravity seal tag to keep your mom in her place." Sakura admitted. "I made some tags for mom to use around the house for things."

"And the gravity seal?" Naruto asked, curious.

"Weight for the water well. So mom doesn't have to keep hauling buckets up for the garden. She keeps meaning to get plumbing out there for a sprinkler system, but she says its money wasted." Sakura said.

Ino nodded. "Dad prefers to do the work in the garden the old fashioned way. He kicked Naruto and I out of there when we started using Naruto's shadow clones and other jutsu's to cheat at planting."

Shikamaru looked at the Uchiha who was sneering towards the blonds. "Your friend is staring at you."

Ino and Naruto at the same time turned and gave Sasuke the finger.

His scowl meant a lot to them.

"Looks like Ojii-san is done." Naruto said noticing the barrier going down.

Hiashi handed a folded slip of paper to Iruka who read it and looked at the tribunal. Hiruzen Sarutobi nodded for him to read it.

"It has been decided by the tribunal who have read the reports from Jonin Anko Mitarashi, Jonin Kakashi Hatake, Clan Leaders Inoichi Yamanaka and Shikaku Nara that Sasuke Uchiha's actions are…"

Elsewhere

Kabuto Yakushi stepped over the body of the dead Anbu. He looked at the Oto nin. "Put on his armor and mask. Place the tags at the location on the map. We have four weeks before the Chunin exams and we need to prepare for Lord Orochimaru's arrival."

The oto nin nodded. "What of the trial taking place?"

Kabuto waved it off. "They won't do anything to the Uchiha. He's their precious darling."

Kabuto pushed his glasses up. And looked around, "I need to get my team ready. Remember, keep out of sight and plant the explosives only on the locations marked."

Kabuto incinerated the body with a katon jutsu and swept the ashes away. He then moved towards his next stop, he had to gather information on this year's top genins from Konoha.

Thankfully Lord Orochimaru's spies already gathered the info from the other villages that will be coming this year. Kabuto thought of his info cards and how this would be the last time he had to hold himself back.

He found the record room guarded which surprised him. I'll have to come back at night. He thought as he wandered the village. He'd heard of the trial of Sasuke, but felt nothing would happen to the boy who his master was looking forward to possessing.

Nothing will stand in Lord Orochimaru's way. Kabuto thought with a grin.

"Guilty." Iruka read and the civilians erupted at this. Iruka waited for order to be restored.

If they're going ape over the decision, wait until they hear his penalty. The Chunin thought with grim satisfaction.

Chapter 28

The civilians were going ape shit over the verdict by the tribunal. Naruto looked on waiting for the punishment. Sasuke had already been removed from his ninja career. The Hokage had taken that from him earlier.

Sasuke was looking at Naruto and Ino with pure hatred. The blonds made kiss-kiss motions at him.

"SILENCE!" Sarutobi roared, his Big Head Jutsu put Iruka's to shame.

Several civilians ignored the Hokage and he made a motion. Anbu appeared and removed them, Naruto looked at Ino who whispered "Ibiki's going to have some new playmates."

He nodded and his attention went back to the front of the room where Iruka waited to read the decision of the tribunal.

Once order was restored Iruka read the decision.

"You were found guilty on all charges. Your ninja career has been stripped from you, and this council will be sending Anbu to remove all scrolls and weapons from your home. Your chakra and Kekkei Genkai will be sealed and you will pay a restitution for assault and slander to Ino Uzumaki and attempted murder of Naruto Uzumaki." Iruka was going to say more, but the arrogant child spoke up.

"The hell I will." Sasuke sneered and looked at the tribunal. "This farce is over. My clan has been a part of this village since the beginning. I demand you release me and have someone train me personally. Either Hatake or whomever is stronger than him. I am an Avenger, and I must kill my brother."

Hiashi spoke. "One person does not make a clan. You are an orphan and while you might be talented, you aren't anything more than a Genin. You stand before this tribunal making statements and demands, you speak as if you are special, and while the civilians and several shinobi believe you are the end all be all of what is best, you and your clan aren't that powerful. Thieves of other people's hard work."

Hiashi shook his head. "Many times Danzo has spoken in council about how strong the Sharingan is, how important." Hiashi snorted. "This village has been without it since that night five years ago when Itachi killed nearly the entire clan save you."

Sasuke sneered at the Hyuga, there had always been bad blood between the clans, and Sasuke knew the man voted against him.

"Continue Iruka." Hiashi said after a moment.

"Beside the loss of your ninja career and monetary charges, you will also spend no less than six months in jail…"

The civilians went nuts once more and Sasuke glared at the man who taught at the academy, but he never respected.

On the dais, Danzo shook his head as one of his Root operatives used their hand signs.

Should we extract the Uchiha?

Danzo shook his head slightly, and keeping his movements light. Negative. All operatives stand down.

Danzo turned to see the Hokage eyeing him and his eyes widened when the Hokage signed Good choice.

Kakashi watched as the civilians protested the results of the trial. They don't realize the other option was death. The one eyed Jonin thought sadly at how blind he'd been. He remembered his vow to Naruto and Ino. I will teach my team better. Sakura, Shikamaru and Haku deserve better and I will do what they deserve and give them my best from now on.

Naruto watched Sasuke. His eyes narrowed as the Uchiha smirked.

Before the guards could collect him he spoke.

"I demand trial by combat against my accuser." Naruto smirked at this. Stupid bastard. My clone nearly killed him.

"What was that?" Hiashi asked.

Sasuke sneered. "I demand to face my accuser. I demand to fight Ino Uzumaki, my accuser."

Ino sitting next to her husband narrowed her eyes. Sonovabitch! You think I'm weak and you'll get out of this. You got me by surprise last time and I was arrogant till it was too late. Not this time you pedophile playmate.

They watched as the Hokage restored order once more. Sasuke turned and sneered at Ino.

"Would Ino Uzumaki please rise and present herself to the tribunal." Hiashi ordered.

Ino stood, as did Naruto who went with her.

"What are you doing here?" Danzo demanded of the whisker marked blond.

"Doing something you probably never did. I'm supporting my wife." Naruto said giving the man a flat look.

"Ino Uzumaki." The Hokage began. "Sasuke Uchiha has used an old loophole in the law and is challenging you to combat to prove his innocence."

Ino snorted and looked at the Hokage. "And only the chicken shit Uchiha would use it to save his ass. Fine, I'll fight him."

"Ino."

She turned to see her father. "I'm ready this time daddy. He won't be attacking me from behind." She looked at the Uchiha.

"Looks like you'll have your chakra unsealed again bitch boy."

Sasuke sneered at Ino who leaned against her husband. "You know what Naruto's clone did to you…well I'll make that seem like a walk in the park."

Sasuke snorted.

Ino looked at her husband who gave her a grin, telling her he had faith in her, and she wouldn't be letting her guard down again.

She looked at the tribunal. "When shall we do this?"

"Tomorrow. The seals need to be removed from Sasuke and he be given a chance to prepare." Danzo said.

Naruto nodded and put an arm around Ino. "The tomorrow morning…" he looked at the Hokage.

"Let's set it up for ten o'clock." The Hokage said. The Uchiha just signed his death warrant. It wasn't the Uzumaki I was expecting and Sasuke thinks he'll have an easier win. I nearly pity the boy, but I just can't care about one who would attack his own team. The aged Hokage thought as he lit his pipe.

"This tribunal is dismissed until tomorrow for Trial by Combat." Iruka intoned.

Naruto led Ino towards her father who had already gotten to his wife and was calming her down.

"Don't you tell me to be quiet Inoichi!"

Ino winced at the tone of her mothers voice. As soon as she and Naruto were within range, she spun on them.

"AND YOU!" she said. "Fighting that heathen. He tried to rape you, my baby girl." Izumi was saying.

"Mom…"

"And you letting her!" she said looking at Naruto who took a step back.

"Izumi." Inoichi began. "If Ino doesn't fight him, he would walk out of this courtroom, untouched."

"Why did he chose Ino?" Izumi asked.

"Because he knows Naruto would kill him." Ino said. "And he thinks that because he caught me unaware last time that I'm easy prey."

Naruto looked at where Sasuke had been escorted out and his thoughts were along the lines of killing an Uchiha if he even bruised his wife.

Kakashi stood with Anko and turned when he was tapped on the shoulder.

"Kakashi Hatake, your student, Sasuke Uchiha wants to speak with you."

Anko looked at Kakashi who muttered, "I'll be right back.

He followed the Anbu to the waiting room where Sasuke was seated and the seals were being removed from his body.

"Teach me." Sasuke demanded.

"No." Kakashi said. "You are no longer my student, and you are worse than your brother. He never betrayed a teammate, nor disobeyed orders of a superior." Kakashi turned, ignoring the very weak killing intent coming from his former student.

"Remember what I said about those who betray or abandon their teammates? You are worse than trash." Kakashi said and walked out.

The Anbu smirked behind his mask at the look on the Uchiha's face. "You scared Uchiha? You challenged her."

"Shut up fool. Respect me."

The Anbu snorted. "Respect is earned, and that is something you've never done is earn respect. You prance before the villagers and they kiss your ass. But this is a ninja village." The Anbu left the medic and the Chunin to remove the seals. Sasuke scowled.

"I'll kill that blond bitch tomorrow, and then I'll get even with everyone who has slighted me." He muttered as he left, ignoring the looks on the faces of the medic and Chunin.

"He's insane." The Chunin muttered.

"He's never passed his psych evaluation. The council pushed it aside, now its coming back to bite everyone in the ass."

Chapter 29

Yamanaka Residence

Ino snuggled against her husband, his slight snores more soothing than any sleep for her could be.

In a couple of hours she would be in combat against Sasuke Uchiha. She wasn't worried.

Naruto had told her to go all out and not even spare the feelings of Uchiha's fan club.

Flashback

"Kiss me." Ino said as she ripped his shirt off.

"Love, listen." Naruto said putting his hands on his wife's shoulders and stopped her from ripping his clothes off.

"What? I want to play." Ino pouted.

"We can play, but we need to discuss what's going to happen with the bastard tomorrow." Naruto said with the patience of a man who'd been married for many years, not the sixteen year old that his future self now possessed thanks to his wife and Kyuubi.

Ino crossed her arms and knew it was time to be serious for now at least.

"I don't want you to hold back tomorrow. Things are changing and we can't keep it as we were going to. He has to be stopped and it looks like you'll be the one doing it."

Ino smirked. "Good. I still owe him for what he did to you and our little Saru." She said and Naruto noticed her expression. If he didn't know Sasuke, he would almost pity, and that was a large Almost.

"So are you going to hold back?" he asked.

"Hell no. You going to make love to me?" Ino countered.

"Hell yeah!" He said with that fox like grin.

Ino's shriek as he picked her up and kissed her soothing all concerns.

End Flashback

She snuggled into Naruto whose arm held her and she smiled as he kissed her forehead, and she smiled.

Even when he's asleep he shows his love and concern for me. She ran a hand over his whisker marked cheek and reveled in the fact he would nearly purr at her light touch.

She could hear her parents moving about downstairs, last night her father had gone above and beyond in calming her mother down.

I know there's going to be a breakfast that will put Choji's family dinners to shame. Ino thought.

I need to see how he's doing. We haven't had a chance to check on him since we've been back from Wave.

She kissed Naruto's bare shoulder and slipped from the bed, remembering to pull on her pajama bottoms and her baby tee tank top. She grabbed a robe and slipped her slippers on before slipping from the room.

Padding downstairs after a trip to the bathroom she entered the kitchen and saw her thoughts were dead on as there was a monstrous breakfast that had the table and groaning under the weight.

Is that…steak? Eggs…bacon…toast…hash browns…sliced fruit…waffles…pancakes…hot and cold cereal…breakfast sausages…three kinds of ramen… "Jeeze mom, we invite Choji and his family over?" Ino asked aloud.

Izumi turned to look and Ino saw her mothers' eyes. She walked over and hugged her. "It will be fine mom."

"But dear, he…"

"He's an arrogant little boy and he won't be attacking me from behind. This time he has to fight me face to face and I can take him."

Ino knew her mom was concerned. Sasuke was the rookie of the year. Unstable inbred son of a bitch. She thought.

"But I had years of training remember mom." Ino said holding her mother. She saw her father in the doorway.

Naruto sat on the stairs in a pair of shorts and an open Hawaiian print shirt. He'd found it in one of the little shops that carried foreign clothes, and the shirt he'd gotten mostly cause Ino had trashed his orange jackets.

"Get in here Naruto." Izumi called and Inoichi smirked as the boy rose and headed in and was pulled into a hug by his mother in-law with his wife. He looked over at her and she smiled. Naruto got the hint and allowed the hug to continue.

Inoichi knew that no matter what happened today, the Uchiha wasn't leaving the arena in one piece.

I truly believe that should the Uchiha harm Ino, there won't be enough to compare even dental records.

Haruno Residence

Sakura sat watching the sunrise her thoughts were on what was going to be happening in a few short hours between her friend and her former crush.

Kami, I am such shallow bitch. Sakura thought. It had taken seeing a slightly older Naruto for her crush on Sasuke to vanish totally and in a way he was hoping the stuck up last of the Uchiha won so she could console Naruto, but at the same time she was rooting for her best and truthfully only friend to win because she didn't want her hurt despite her inner self wanting Ino crushed so she could move in and comfort the blond Adonis.

Stop it. Ino's my one and only friend and Naruto is her husband. I really need to learn that I can't have what's not mine. I destroyed my friendship with Ino for years because I thought she wanted Sasuke. Now I look at him and I am disgusted with him.

Sasuke's actions during the Wave mission solidified what she'd been thinking since that day she thought Ino was being blackmailed by Naruto.

Sakura dressed and today was the day she would lose her best friend, because of what she thought that no matter how old Ino was now, Sasuke was an Uchiha and the most gifted Genin out of their class. Shame Sakura never saw Ino's training she would think otherwise.

Training Ground 7

Shikamaru Nara was stretched out in the shade looking up at the sky as it lightened and he knew today was going to be troublesome all around. His teammate, well ex-teammate as going to get his ass kicked by his childhood friend and he knew he had to be there to watch.

Man, I know Ino's going to kick his ass, but why do we have to be there to watch it? Shikamaru sighed as he tried to watch the clouds as the early morning sun gave them a color of orange and gold mixed with the sky blue.

He sighed again and knew that in a couple hours Konoha would be missing a clan heir.

Memorial Stone

Kakashi looked at the names on the stone since Wave he had been without his favorite book. He'd been working with Sakura and Shikamaru as per the agreement he made with Naruto and Ino after their mimicking of Gai and Lee.

A shudder ran down his spine at the antics of the Uzumaki's and he wondered what his team would be like with Naruto.

Now I have Haku replacing Sasuke and already this team is better without the Uchiha.

Kakashi's lone eye looked at a name on the stone. Obito, what is wrong with your family?

Kakashi looked at another name and winced at how Naruto looked like former sensei now that he had aged and lost the baby fat.

I used to think that he was the Kyuubi, but now…I think I didn't look underneath the underneath and I fucked up big time sensei.

Kakashi touched the name of his sensei. If he is your son, like I think, you would be proud of him. He's married and she's a looker. Inoichi's daughter.

Kakashi spent an hour just talking to lost comrades when he looked at his watch and saw that it was time.

Stadium

"Naruto, where the hell is Ino?" Sakura asked.

The blond turned from talking with Inoichi while Izumi made sure they behaved. "Oh, hey Sakura. Anko came by and grabbed Ino after breakfast. Said she'd get her here in time."

"And you're not worried about your wife?" Sakura asked.

Naruto laughed. "Not with Anko. She's not only our sensei, she's our friend."

That statement sounded alien to Sakura. She could never picture hanging around with Kakashi outside of team related stuff and missions.

She looked around the stadium and was actually shocked at how many people were there. Naruto must have seen the look on her face because he snorted. "The villagers came to worship their precious Uchiha."

"Naruto." Inoichi warned and they both saw the council entering followed by the Hokage.

Naruto noticed the Uchiha come in with several of the village council and he had an itch. He tapped Inoichi and nodded at the people around the Uchiha.

Inoichi nodded and he would keep an eye on them.

"Hey, loser." Sasuke called. "I guess your whore is too scared to fight me so she hasn't shown up."

The council members around Sasuke sneered and laughed.

Naruto looked at him and clenched his fist. Come on Ino, don't be late.

"Sir?" an Anbu asked.

"They still have five minutes." The Hokage said lighting his pipe. He listened as the members of the civilian council pumped up the Uchiha and sent various taunts towards Naruto and the Yamanaka's.

"They are just making things worse." The Hokage muttered as he looked on.

"What do you mean sir?" the Anbu asked.

"Naruto will not forget this, and you remember last time what happened to a person who wronged him?"

The Anbu shuddered. "We found the captain with what has been dubbed the AK-47 Ultimate Wedgie secret taijutsu move."

The Hokage snorted. "That was Naruto's doing. If you never thought underwear could stretch like that, remember that."

The Anbu shuddered as he recalled the squad captain found hanging from the massive gate doors by his underwear over his head and the only thing holding him in place was the kunai stuck through the band and into the door. No one could figure out how he got up there without the gate guards knowing.

The Hokage felt it and smiled as Ino and Anko appeared. Every male not related to Ino had their jaws on the ground.

Standing back to back with Anko, Ino wore a mesh top and shorts under a skirt and a tank top as well as a purple long coat.

Inoichi glared at all the males and then turned to see Naruto looking at Ino. "Pick your jaw off the ground for Kami's sake." He muttered as Ino approached her husband and ran a finger along his chest.

"Like what you see dear?" Ino asked tracing patterns on her husband's chest.

"Hell yeah." Naruto said, his mouth feeling dry, and he couldn't take his eyes off his wife.

"I do damn fine work." Anko said slinging an arm around Ino's shoulders. "Now, kick the arrogant bastards ass and I'll buy the first round." Anko said.

The Uzumaki's ignored her they were use to her trying to get them to go out drinking.

"Go bother Iruka." Ino said. "I think he'll show you something."

Anko's head turned to where Iruka was seated with the academy students. "Oh yeah? And what could teacher show me?"

Naruto leaned in and whispered and Anko's grin got more feral and blood dripped from her nose.

"Really?"

Naruto nodded. Anko patted Ino on the ass and pinched Naruto's cheek. "Don't wait up for me kids. Schools in session."

Ino looked at her husband and narrowed her eyes. "What did you tell her?"

"That Iruka's hung like a horse."

Ino blinked then laughed.

"So loser, your whore is ready to pay I see. Usually I'm sure she's used to being on her back and being paid for it." The hated voice of Sasuke interrupted their moment.

The civilians around him laughed. Naruto and Ino noted that the ninja present didn't laugh, many of them looked at the Uchiha with a hardened gaze.

Ino turned and looked at Sasuke "I see your ready to get the beating that your mother should have given you when you were born you arrogant ass."

Ibiki stepped forward.

"I am the referee for this fight. When I give you an order, you will obey it." He looked at Ino who nodded and then to Sasuke who gave him a bored look but nothing else. "Am I clear to you boy?"

"Yeah, fine, whatever." Sasuke said with a bored tone and took up the Uchiha Interceptor Style and sneered at Ino.

"I am so going to enjoy this." He said.

"Not as much as I am." Ino said and took up the Uzumaki Whirlwind stance that Naruto had taught her in their last life.

The Hokage winced at what was about to happen. He knew the style Ino was using. I still remember the day Kushina put me on my back with it. The Uchiha brought this on himself. He thought and watched as Ibiki lay the rules down. His gaze went to Naruto who was between Inoichi and Izumi. Behind him was Haku, Sakura and Shikamaru along with Sakura's mother, Shikaku and Choza and Choji.

Naruto's made some solid friends. And his wife is a force unto herself.

The Hokage's thoughts were interrupted.

"This challenge between Sasuke Uchiha and Ino Uzumaki begins…FIGHT!"

The match began and Sasuke's smirk was wiped from his face as Ino moved faster than he thought possible and the knee strike to his chest sent him rolling and finding it hard to breath. He managed to get to his knees when Ino blurred and spun. The spinning back kick connected with his face and he was sent flying again.

Everyone who had been cheering for the Uchiha were shocked. Those that were cheering for Ino got louder. Naruto remained quiet as he watched his wife. He knew right now she was still holding back only using a quarter of what she really knew.

Sasuke was on his knees while his left arm held him upright, and it was shaking fiercely. His eyes were wide at the difference in his opponents speed and his own.

How is this possible? How can she be so fast? He thought.

Ino was bouncing on her toes.

"You ready bitch?" Ino asked and she moved again.

Left…no, from the right…no…where is she? Sasuke thought and the kick to his spine sent him flying again, this time he hit the stadium wall and it cracked under the velocity.

Sasuke's supporters were totally silent they had no idea the girl was this good. Many of them heard the name Uzumaki and automatically gave the win away to the Uchiha. This wasn't a fight many of them were realizing, this was a slaughter and the Uchiha was the sacrificial lamb.

Ino was preparing a move Naruto taught her in their past life. The Flash Step, it was the base for his fathers Hirashin.

She saw the Uchiha pushing to his feet, weaving like a drunken boxer. "Don't tell me this is all you have bitch. The great and powerful Uchiha taken out in three hits, your brother didn't leave you alive for anything else because he knew you weren't a threat, your just useless and pathetic." Ino said and she saw Sasuke's rage in his eyes, and she smirked before vanishing.

The rain of blows she landed using the Flash Step was something. The first one sent Sasuke flying across the arena, where Ino was already waiting and hit a flip kick that sent him into the air. She appeared above him and since she didn't have Naruto's upper body strength, she went for a heel drop.

The blow caught Sasuke in his gut, bending him around Ino's foot in the shape of "U" and he was frozen there for an instant before rocketing to the ground.

Ino reappeared on the ground, looking up. She prepared as Sasuke approached and spinning she hit a spinning palm strike that sent him rocketing to the stadium wall where he embedded like a dart, his head buried into the wall, his body hanging lax several feet off the ground.

Ino wasn't done and appeared behind the Uchiha and her hands blurred through seals and she slammed her palm into his spine. There was a flash of chakra.

Everyone watched as his body spasmed, wondering what she did as she hadn't called out any jutsu's since the fight began.

Ino pulled the Uchiha from the wall and grabbed a handful of hair, his eyes were barely open as she held him up by his hair. "You are trash Uchiha. You and all those who bare the name of your clan. You are nothing but thieves and liars. I do this today to end the Sharingan and the Uchiha." Ino said, her voice carrying to all, as someone had applied an amplification jutsu to the arena thinking it would be cool to hear the Uzumaki's screams, but now it was backfiring.

"That last hit to you was a medical jutsu. Right now the chakra I injected into is making it way to your reproductive organs and killing your ability to have children. It's also going to require you to wear a diaper the rest of your life, but I'm sure someone will remember to change you. Now I'm going to show you that attacking women from behind is different than facing them. Your clan has the Mangekyo Sharingan, but my family has something far worse."

She let his hair go, but before he could fall to the ground, Ino's hands sped through another jutsu and in the stands Inoichi blinked as he recognized some of the seals and before he could say or do anything he watched as Ino continued her spin, her right hand engulfed in a chakra like blade.

"What is that?" Izumi asked.

"One of our clans close range jutsu's. Its called the Psi-dagger, it…"

Ino's fist connected with Sasuke's forehead and everyone watched as his eyes rolled up into his head and for several minutes nothing, then he let a scream of pure terror and pain.

"It digs up the worst memories and pain and amplifies them a thousand fold." Inoichi finished. He didn't know Ino was pouring over the old scrolls, but it looked like she had surpassed him.

On his wife's other side he saw Naruto wasn't surprised and shook his head. Izumi's right. Those two together are a force to reckoned with and their still Genin. Inoichi thought and now realized that the term "Prodigy" and "Gifted" doesn't even scratch the surface of what his daughter and his son in-law were capable of.

Below Ino stepped back from the mentally destroyed Uchiha who sank to the ground, his eyes wide and a burn mark on his forehead and looked at Ibiki. "Not enough?" she asked. She formed a ball of chakra in her hand and many recognized it as the Rasengan. She rammed it into the Uchiha's crotch and he howled in pain before passing out.

Ibiki shook himself and realized he best call it, or she would continue, not that he cared, the Uchiha deserved it.

"Winner…INO UZUMAKI!"

Those supporting Ino cheered loudly. Naruto appeared at her side the moment Ibiki announced her the winner and picked her up and spun her around in a hug, their kiss had some of the crowd blushing at the display.

Ibiki motioned for the Anbu to collect the Uchiha and take him to his cell to have the seals reapplied as well as a medic to repair some of the damage. He stepped up. "Girl, if you ever want a job in interrogation…"

"I'll think about it." Ino said before being pulled back into a kiss by her husband. She had left the Uchiha alive, trapped in his own mind, in pain and his bloodline dead as any hopes of milking him for keeping the sharingan.

In the council box, many of the civilian members were screaming about her cheating. The shinobi members looked at the as if they were lower life forms.

"ENOUGH!" the Hokage said silencing them all. "Sasuke Uchiha wanted Trial by Combat and lost. His sentence will be carried out immediately."

"Lord Hokage!" one member whined. "Its obvious the demon helped his whore…she couldn't possibly move that fast on her own. He…"

The blade buried into the man's neck and all turned to see Inoichi standing there a dark look on his face. "The next one of you who insults my daughter and son in-law will think his death was far too slow compared to what I'll do."

"And as troublesome as that is, that goes for us as well." Shikaku Nara said and Choza Akimichi stood behind their long time friend and teammate.

"And you should know that Ino did nothing outside of clan related jutsu's."

"But her speed…" another council member spoke up. "She can't be that fast."

"The move she performed is called the Flash Step."

All eyes turned to see Kakashi Hatake leaning against the rail. "Naruto taught it to her."

One councilman leapt at the chance. "See! The demon…"

The Hokage's killing intent flattened the man. "The Flash Step is the basic start to the Hirashin. Naruto can share his clan secrets with her."

"Excuse me Lord Hokage." Danzo said. "But did you say…Hirashin? The move the Yondaime Hokage invented."

"I did. It is Naruto's by birthright as was the Rasengan. I am proud of both of them learning those moves." He said. "And if that leaves this box in any shape or form, I will kill you and your immediate family." He said looking at the civilian members. "It is a Triple S ranked secret to prevent Iwa from coming after Naruto until he's fully trained."

"The son of the Fourth." Danzo muttered and his eyes went to the pair of blonds surrounded by friends.

Yamanaka Residence

Naruto held her as they watched the stars from the roof. Ino was tracing patterns over her husband's chest. "Sasuke's been neutralized…as well as neutered. I think things are going to be very different from here on out."

Naruto nodded. "With him locked up and you ending his ability to reproduce and the fact he'll never activate the sharingan guarantees Orochimaru can't use him." That's if he ever climbs out of the world of torment Ino put him in.

Ino rolled over so she was atop of him. "So far we saved Haku, Sasuke's neutralized…what next?" she asked as her fingers began to pull his shirt up out of his pants.

"The Chunin exams in a month." Naruto said as his own hands slowly massaged Ino's thighs and up her skirt and back down.

Ino smiled and leaned down and kissed him. Slowly their tongues battled, neither dominant, but content to take the pleasure in the other's touch.

Slowly Ino pulled back and looked at him with hooded eyes. "The Akatsuki is still a threat."

"Worry about them later love. We have months before Itachi and Kisami show up…" his words were lost as his wife reclaimed his lips, her hands working on his pants and buckle.

Ino leaned into his hands, which were now under her shirt and working on her bra…well they were supposed to be, but they seemed to enjoy teasing her trapped breasts.

The mattress they had bought for up here was perfect as it was soft and comfortable and soon Ino's hands succeeded in their task as she kept getting lost in his kisses and caresses.

"Clothes…off!" she ordered as they parted from kissing.

Naruto's shirt joined Ino's next to the mattress and they fought with his pants and boxers and her skirt and panties before they joined the growing pile.

Naruto chuckled.

"What?" Ino asked as she finally got his pants off.

"Just glad we're not armed right now." he said and Ino actually got the mental image of a small mountain of weapons and scrolls that both had hidden on them. She leaned in and kissed him. "I didn't know you were into that kind of kink." She teased as she bit his lip and pulled back.

Naruto grinned as he pursued. "Blame Anko. She keeps trying to talk me into a threesome."

Ino shook her head. "Your friend…"

She was quieted as he kissed her his hands were driving her wild as he massaged her side and breasts. Ino was sitting on his thighs.

Naruto flipped her over with a practiced ease and kissed his way down her body, worshipping her as his living goddess.

Ino felt heat wash over her as her husband kissed her body, starting with her lips, her jaw, her neck, her shoulder, her breasts he teased with kisses licks and bites that had her nipples harder than diamonds. He kissed her sternum, her stomach he kissed her hip and her thigh, then the inner thigh he kissed and nipped.

Ino felt him slip a finger into her slit and her fingers dug into the mattress as he slowly worked the finger, then a second finger was added and was joined by her husbands very talented tongue.

As he drove her wild Ino knew that tonight would be something special and her low moan told Naruto that his task was just starting.

Downstairs

Inoichi looked up and sighed. "Do they have to do it on the roof?"

Izumi smiled as she looked at her husband. "We were that young once."

"What do you mean once?" Inoichi said and Izumi's shriek as he picked her up and carried her into their bedroom, stopping to kick the door shut and soon a second pair of moans and groans joined the pair on the roof.

Hokage's Office

Anko sat looking into the Orb. The Hokage was bound and gagged on the couch shooting her a look. She leaned back and sighed. "Don't you know blonds have more fun?" She said as she watched her friends/students doing something's and the Hokage from his spot tried to crane his head to catch a look.

END

To Be Continued in Part II:

COMING SOON TO A FANFICTION NEAR YOU…

Double the Pleasure, Double the Blond.

AN: This was removed from fanfiction dot net because of a reader named Selbstbehauptung who joined only days before whining about this story. And there was noting overly explicit here, but still this story was pulled. Its back nearly a year later and hundreds of requests. The sequel will be back too.

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