Gum's Farting Obsession

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

It was a quiet, rainy afternoon in the Carnival Island's Jump Parade as Jet Set Radio's Gum and Space Channel 5's Pudding were both hanging out in an outdoor cafe on top of the wooden pathway on top of the rooftops to the left, watching the various racers zip by. Gum tilted to the right, letting out a high pitched fart as she sighed of relief, waving the air with her right hand frantically.

"Eww!" Pudding remarked as she squinted, holding a cup of coffee as she shook her head in disgust. "Gum, why would you do that?"

"Because I love farting, Pudding!" Gum remarked as she placed her left hand on her him, tilting to the right and releasing another squeaky fart. "It gets me in the mood to go spray panting graffiti on various walls!"

Pudding murmured as she squinted her eyes. "Do you need to break wind constantly though? I mean, farting that much isn't healthy."

Gum sipped her cup of coffee as she shook her head at Pudding. "Oh Pud, you need to let loose and enjoy being free like me. The sooner, the better!"

Pudding murmured as she stretched her arms. "I don't know... being a dancin' reporter gets a bit complicated..."

Silence. Gum smirked as she finished sipping her cup of coffee as she stood up, bending over the wooden table as she let loose a brassy, deep pitched poot that caused her white dress to be lifted up as she laughed, with Pudding simply shaking her head in disbelief.

"Ugh! You are so nasty!" Pudding remarked as she stood up, pointing at Gum. "Why do I bother hanging out with you? We don't have anything in common other than being secondary cute girls!"

It was then that Pudding farted, with Gum's eyes widening as a mischievous smile appeared on her face, with Pudding gasping as she covered her mouth with both of her hands, blushing from embarrassment.

"All right! We are more alike than I thought!" Gum exclaimed as she wrapped her right arm around Pudding, lifting her right leg as she let loose another fart as she winked at Pudding. "We're gonna have a good time tooting and pooting, I tell you what!"

Pudding groaned as she continued shaking her head in pure embarrassment. "I can't believe I just farted... out in public... just like that..."