I Am The Taco


I was listening to I Am The Walrus, one of the more insane Beatles songs, and decided to make a parody. If you've never heard it, listen to the following MIDI - http://coco.hubert.free.fr/midi/Beatles/I%20Am%20The%20Walrus%20(3).mid, though you really need to hear the actual song to get the full effect of its insanity. This song may seem weird, even for Gir, but it really is no weirder than the original (though I'm not saying weird is a bad thing). In a way, writing something that makes absolutely no sense was a fun change.

Gir: I can eat as you can eat as you eat meat and we eat snacks together.
See how they chew a big yummy stew, see how they chew.
I'm singing!

Sitting on a waffle, dancing on somebody's head.
Big screen television with the Scary Monkey,
Man, it is the pizza boy, I like his funny hat.
I am the monkey, they are the monkeys.
I am the taco, doom, doom, doom, doom!

Master Zim is saying something.
What does it mean? Um, I do not know!
Watch the TV, and look at what you see! Watch the TV!
I'm singing, I'm singing!
I'm singing, I'm singing!

Giant rubber piggy, floating somewhere in the sky.
Greasy fast food boxes, bags of lard and butter,
Boy, it is Acne Blast Man, he wants my money now.
I am the monkey, they are the monkeys.
I am the taco, doom, doom, doom, doom!

Eating some popcorn and soda mixed with mayonnaise
If the mayo's bad, I'll eat ketchup
Or a bottle of Grey Poupon.
I am the monkey, they are the monkeys.
I am the taco, doom, doom, doom, doom!
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom!

Meat-a, pita, and Velveeta,
Put them all together with some glue.
See how they meld and become all jelled, see how they meld.
I'm singing!

Cupcake on the sidewalk, dancing with a big ol' cow.
Funny little boy with head built like a puppy.
Man, my master dislikes him, I wonder why that's so.
I am the monkey, they are the monkeys.
I am the taco, doom, doom, doom, doom! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom!
Doom, doom, doom, doom! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom! Doom, doom!