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Harry Potter

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Oh Hell No!

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Chapter Nine

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NOTES: This is a small filler chapter and so now for ch 9. Enjoy.

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January eighth saw the two kid's portkeying into Colorado to attend the well hidden Rocky Mountain Academy, a school that had roughly six hundred students per year. They were attending the school under assumed names, to hide from Dumbledore. The school, with the help of the American Magical Government, had set them up with special glamour amulets that changed their features while Tonks taught Harry how to control his metamorphmagus ability and sustain it on the weekends.

The school was very challenging, unlike Hogwarts, and pushed the two teens to the breaking point but both of them were happy at the new school where Harry had taken up Runes and Arithmancy along with his older classes except for Divination which he refused to take. Hermione, on the other hand, was still taking all of her original courses; and a few others that were not offered at Hogwarts, like enchanting to go along with her Runes and Arithmancy. Harry wasn't playing Quidditch, as the sport wasn't as popular in the United State as it was in Europe. Instead, he had gone into broom racing which he found he liked a lot better and joined his house team after trying out for Quidditch and taking a bludger to the head which had him knocked out for three days.

He also joined the amateur gem mining class to learn more on gem mining, as he found it interesting. Even Hermione thought it would be good for enchanting to find your own gems to enchant. The class would meet on Sundays.

Both gathered several new friends in their new school, and Hermione had joined the book club that was sponsored by the Head Liberian while Harry joined the runes club. One of the clubs Harry joined had Hermione rolling her eyes. The role playing game club would meet every Saturday evening to play a new RPG game.

With Marina's help, he started a business selling all the excess items from the Room of Requirement in a used store in Mystical Alley. The store was run by Winky and Dobby. The amulets that protected people from the unforgivable were sold to the American Aurors as fast as Harry and Hermione could make them at fifty galleons each.

Easter rolled around and they received their first progress reports before heading home to New York. Hermione, of course, had aced everything; while Harry was carrying A's and strong B's in all his classes. This made both teens very happy. The grading system had to be explained to them because the first time Hermione had gotten an A on a test she was angry because none of the questions had been marked as being wrong.

The two teens with their families would spend the week in Orlando Florida going to the amusement parks for their vacation. Sirius even took Mr. Granger, Harry and Remus deep sea fishing in the gulf while the ladies had a spa day. The four men would return to Orlando, slightly sunburned but ecstatic at the fishing. Everyone would love the pictures of them standing and holding the fish they caught.

The week after Easter found the Harry and Hermione back at school buckling down for the last quarter of the year before summer came around. Several bounty hunters had shown up at the school looking for them but were escorted off the premises by the Auror that was stationed there as school security.

On May third, Harry and Hermione with the help of Winky and Dobby had finished two new versions of the Marauders Map for Rocky Mountain and were able to keep an eye on the school for any dangers. One thing it showed was that an Animagus was highlighted in bright red. Both were startled when they noticed that four of the teachers were Animagi, This caused them to decide on a new learning quest.

From May to June 1st the year flew by and Hermione was mad when the grades came out and she was only sixth in the year. Harry was ninth and he tried to calm her down explaining that they had missed half the year so there was no way they could have been first. The arguments seemed to destroy their relationship and by third week of summer vacation they had broken up and decided to just stay friends.

The start of the forth week saw Harry, Sirius and Remus planning to take an airplane to Fairbanks, then a second one to Nenana, Alaska, to spend a month there with Marina's daughter and her family before returning for his birthday in New York.

Harry was sitting in the airport waiting for his flight with his Uncle Remus and Sirius. Looking over at his godfather he asked, "Sirius are you ok?"

Sirius jerked his head away from looking out at the aircraft they would be boarding and said, "I hate flying in those muggle craft."

"I know but we can't use a portkey to go to Alaska because we'd have to go through Canadian inspection. Which, with them part of the Commonwealth, they'd have both of us shipped back to the UK faster than you could bark. It will be ok," Harry replied trying to reassure him.

Sirius let out a huff and nodded as he didn't want to be extradited back to the UK and receive the Dementors kiss, "Yeah, your right."

Ten minutes later they boarded the big plane and were seated in first class. Harry knew Sirius would be ok, as he started flirting with the stewardess. Pulling out a paperback he had bought at Waldenbooks, Harry was soon engrossed in the story about a spaceship hidden on their moon. The book was by a new author he had found and he was enjoying the man's stories. He originally bought 'On Basilisk Station' because of the name and quickly read through it and picked up the remaining books in the series before branching out to other stories of his along with more fantasy and sci-fi books. His muggle collection of books in his library was growing astronomically, as he bought about two to three hundred books per month. He had also been dragged into second edition AD&D at school, at which Hermione had put her nose up, and he had been designing new dungeons for his group.

It was seven hours later that the big jet descended into Fairbanks Alaska and where they were met by someone at the gate who took them to the small commuter terminal to catch their plane to Nenana, Alaska. Ninety minutes later they were walking into the small terminal at Nenana, Alaska, when Harry was knocked to the floor as six year Elizabeth slammed into him.

"COUSIN HARRY!" she screamed as she released his legs and wrapped her small arms around his neck, "I MISSED YOU!"

Harry laughed as he hugged the excited six year old and replied, "Missed you, too, 'Leg Hugger!'"

"Where's Mione?" Elizabeth said as she looked around.

"With her parents back in New York," Harry replied as he climbed to his feet with the girl still holding on.

"Ohhh! Why didn't she come too?"

"Because she wanted to spend time with her parents," Harry said as he adjusted the girl onto his hip and then bent down and grabbed his pack.

"Ohh!" the girl replied as Helen, her husband Jake walked over and Helen gave Harry a hug.

"Welcome to Alaska, the last frontier," Jake said.

"Thank you," Harry replied as they started walking with Harry carrying Elizabeth.

The next month would fly by before they knew it. Jake took them out on patrol, both on horseback and in his jeep, as he kept an eye out for wrong doing. He also taught them how to fish, track and hunt during that time. Even though Harry was under age to own a firearm, he could still carry one. In the middle of the month they went camping far from Nenana, and Jake taught Harry how to pan for gold. Then Sirius cheated by summoning the gold out of the river which hit Sirius in the chest.

On August 2nd they flew home to New York, and it came down to crunch time to prepare to go back to school for their fifth year, and their OWLS. September 1st saw the students arriving at Rocky Mountain, and heading for their dorms.

Classes started on the second and the work piled up as the two friends worked hard to stay ahead and hopefully take the first place. Harry already had his Runes project finished. He was going to use his amulets as the project and he turned to help Hermione with hers. She wanted to create a book that you could store multiple books in, and be able to access anything in them. Currently she had it down to four books but wanted it where it could hold at least ten. Between the two of them, they would figure out the runes needed with the help of the library in his outhouse/trunk which Dobby and Winky had been expanding with magical tomes, while Harry was expanding it with mundane tomes; since he had decided to complete his muggle education, along with Hermione.

Both teens were under a lot of stress but had passed their tenth year courses just before heading back to Rocky Mountain Academy. Harry had also perfected his metamorphic abilities, and had fun turning into other ethnic races to help disguise himself. He even made a pair of amulets that were linked. Hermione could wear one and they would both look the same race, in case Dumbledore came looking for them.

During the month, Harry and Hermione took their oaths of citizenships to become Americans, renouncing their United Kingdom ones. Harry, as Lord Potter, even sent a letter to the Queen to explain why. She was not happy that a peer of the realm had been forced to flee for his safety from her magical government, and take up the protection of the Americans. A meeting was called in the prime minister's office that had the Minster of Magic Cornelius Fudge, the head of the Wizengamot Albus Dumbledore, and the Head of the DMLE Amelia Bones attending. The Queen explained, in detail, why she was unhappy. The attendees were soon unhappy as well.

September 1st found Harry and Hermione sitting together at their house's table, as they watched the new first years come into the hall to be sorted by sitting on a chair that would light up in one of four colors. Red for Peregrine, Blue for Buffalo, Green for Wolverine, and Silver for Golden Eagle. Both of them were in Golden Eagle. It was a surprise when the headmaster stood up and said there was a transfer from Hogwarts who would be joining the fifth year classes. They watched a slim blond haired girl approached the chair and sat down. The chair quickly turned silver and she skipped over to the table that Hermione and Harry were sitting, and introduced herself.

"Hi, my name is Luna Lovegood," the blond said as the food appeared on the table.

Everyone near the fifth year introduced themselves and she looked sideways at Harry and Hermione making it look as she was trying to figure out who they were.

After dinner, the girl would follow closely behind them. They quietly talked to her when she asked Harry by name why he had left. It would take thirty minutes of chatting with her to figure out she could see his aura, and that she recognized Harry and Hermione's because she had seen them and their auræ at Hogwarts. She promised to help them change it so Dumbledore wouldn't be able to see them.

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Over in jolly old England, the British magical government was still going ballistic trying to find Harry Potter. Some wanted to reward him; but certain people, like Fudge and some pureblood families who had lost their heads of houses or were followers of Voldemort, wanted him tried for murder when Voldemort was killed. 'Under the table', there was a forty thousand galleon reward to the person who killed him, while Fudge had a thirty thousand galleon reward for the group that brought Harry to the ministry for prosecution. Amelia Bones wasn't happy with what Fudge was doing, and Dumbledore had his resurrected Order of the Phoenix out looking for Harry Potter all over the United Kingdom. Sirius Black as well, as he had vanished, too. Remus Lupin was keeping Sirius appraised on what was going on in the order, while Nymphadora Tonks was doing the same to Amelia. Remus had made reports of sightings in Canada, New Zealand and Australia to Dumbledore. Sightings of Harry Potter, purportedly made by werewolf clans which had them searching those places for the missing boy. Molly kept going off that her boy was missing and just had to be found and brought back to her loving arms, so she could feed him up right and he could date Ginny as she was a proper pureblood girl. Remus had a hard time not laughing at that, or throwing up as he knew how Harry felt about Ginny … and it wasn't love. Seeing her walk around flicking her red hair and saying that she would be the perfect match for Harry because he looked like his father and that she looked like her mother, did cause Remus to lose it! He burst into laughter. The discussion, after they demanded why he was laughing, had a fuming Molly glaring at him and Ginny crying in her bedroom.

Remus left that night to follow up on a sighting of Harry in Tahiti where he was supposedly at a nudist colony. That had Molly screaming her head off that he needed to be found. The altered picture, taken from a distance, showed a tanned Harry sitting on a beach from the waist up. The naked men and women behind him really didn't help. The actual picture was taken during Easter in Florida and the back ground picture was of a nudist beach just up the coast. Using magical potions, they were able to get Harry to walk out of his picture and into the other, where he set up his blanket, dropped his shorts showing his buns to everyone, and sat in the picture sipping his drink with wide eyes as he looked at the moving figures around him. The picture had Ginny turning bright red, as she used her imagination of Harry's front side showing everything. The picture was snitched by the twins, and smuggled to Katie Bell to show how Harry was doing, away from them. It became their biggest seller, as all the girls wanted a copy for their walls.

The meeting that was called at the Prime Minister's office, between the three most important members of the ministry, started out as a nightmare. But, after a rough start that saw the Under Secretary to the Ministry Delores Umbridge expelled from the room (she had demanded answers as to why a Peer of the Realm had forsaken their country, and why he was being accused of murder). When it was explained to the Queen that when Harry failed to show up for the first task, the cup had extracted its revenge to the person who was supposed to enter, but, instead of seeking to do so to Lord Potter, it had gone after Voldemort and his followers as it was Voldemort who wanted Lord Potter in the contest. It took Amelia thirty minutes to explain that the cup was based on intent, as it was explained to her from the goblins point of view as the cup was made by the goblins and once used in Rome. Lord Potter had no wish to compete, and had sworn he wouldn't; so the person who had put his name in was responsible, and the cup went after him. This also affected his followers, due to the dark mark he had used to brand them. The Unspeakables thought that it was a power drain that allowed Voldemort to gain more power. So, as he was dying, it was sucking the power out of his followers. Fudge kept saying it was poppycock and that Lord Thingy had been dead since nineteen eighty one. The queen asked one major question that shut him up. Where was the body? No body, no way to know he was dead. The question of the followers being questioned brought up their immunity to the truth serum. That law was purged quickly on the Queen's orders. She also ordered the cup be returned to the goblins and interned in the Royal Vault where it would never be used again.

She then quickly wrote out a pardon for Lord Potter on the events of the first task, and told Fudge to drop it. She directed Amelia to follow up on cleaning out the Wizengamot, and told Dumbledore to stop asking the mundane world to help find Lord Potter as it was evident that Harry wanted nothing to do with him, after Amelia explained what the ghost of Lily Potter had said and done on Christmas Eve in the great hall. It was two chastised men and an excited woman who returned to the ministry after the meeting. The thirty thousand galleon reward for Harry Potter was dropped, but the one 'under the table' was increased by the purebloods who wanted him dead.

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With his American citizenship, Harry was able to attend the mineral club's expeditions to help mine the hills of the Colorado Mountains and was able to gain experience from that, while Hermione and Luna worked in the Runes clubs. Both Harry and Hermione turned in their assignments and they were a big hit. The amulets were the biggest seller to the adults, especially those in law enforcement. The books Hermione made were a hit for the students, because they could put all their course books into one.

Luna settled into the school, and was protected by Harry when he found out the reason she left Hogwarts, was the bullying and stealing of her things. They would all three celebrate in Harry's quarters when they found out that Dumbledore had been fired as the headmaster of Hogwarts and that McGonagall had been made headmistress and Flitwick became the deputy headmaster. The nice thing about the school, was that every student had the option of having their own room, or they could pair up. Luna and Hermione paired up while Harry went for his own room, so he could set up his outhouse and have access to his library at school.

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Edit By TeNderLoin

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