"Sweet Lord Jesus."
"Hey, why did you turn off the lights?!"
"Because right now my eyeballs are burning!"
"Come now. It's not – "
"You are wearing nothing but a flower and underwear – maybe."
"The rose is in my teeth! It's romantic!"
"You aren't a Salsa dancer!"
"You don't know me."
"Why the hell did you have to chose MY bed to lay your mostly naked body on?!"
"Rae, both of us have been completely naked on these sheets before."
"Gar, it's the principle that counts."
"I think you're being a spoilsport."
"And I think you need to put some CLOTHES ON."
"I am not playing this game with you. And don't you sigh at me! You brought this on yourself."
"Come on Rae, I was just trying to spice things up … "
"My name is Raven. And why the hell would you want to do that?"
"I – I – "
"Spit it out."
"I thought you were gonna get bored of me! Cy told me that the whole romance-y stuff fades after a while, and that I had to keep things interesting or else you'd start to hate me."
"I – uh – "
"See?! You hate me so much you can't even speak to me! This was what I was trying to prevent!"
"I – you – "
"Now I've fucked it up for the both of us. Forget you saw anything – erase it from your mind. This gorgeous, remotely clothed body never set foot in your room. I'll just sleep all by myself in my poor little room, trying to warm myself with my thin, thin sheets."
"Oh shut UP you little monkey!"
"Oh, quit acting all offended – "
"But – "
"I've called you worse! Now would you please listen to me? Since when has Cyborg's love advice ever been good to follow?! I'm not going to start hating you. I've gotten used to so many of your little quirks and annoyances that they don't really matter anymore. Nothing's ever going to make me stop loving you."
" … Rae … that's so … "
"Don't say it. Don't you dare."
"That is so sweet. C'mere."
"I am not going anywhere until you put on a pair of pants."
"What? You think I'm joking? Does this look like my serious face?"
"Can't tell. Too dark. You should turn on the light so I can check."
"Not risking it. I want to keep what's left of my corneas."
"Low lighting is bad for your vision, you know."
"I can see well enough to know you're waLKING TOWARDS ME STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE."
"What if I don't wanna?"
"Then I'm going to make you."
"My powers. Seriously."
"The ones that just smashed that picture frame over there because they can't handle themselves properly?"
"Those exact ones."
"Ooo. So scary."
"Beast Boy, would you – Mmph."
"I think I'd rather kiss you some more."
"If – If you must."
"Can we – Mmph – Can we turn on the lights yet?"
"How about we shut the door instead?"